DO YOU USE THE LEFT SHIFT KEY, THE RIGHT SHIFT KEY, BOTH SHIFT KEYS, OR THE CAPS LOCK KEY??

++MARTIAN
WANTING TO KNOW

GOOD QUESTION!

/ME WAITS FOR ANSWER

martian i do know with certainty that a similar question has been posed:
and SAM did confirm that the caps lock key was NEVER used. i believe they use the left shift. but it's a shift and not caps lock. that would be too easy

*awaits my award from clan danger for remembering this*

you can get shift to work like caps lock so just metaphorical question.

i also would like to know. it would be interesting to learn the ways of these people.

ACTUALLY THEY TYPE EVERYTHING IN A VIRTUAL MACHINE. USING ON SCREEN KEYBOARD TO ACTIVE CAPSLOCK, THEN USE ACTUAL KEYBOARD CAPSLOCK TO COUNTER THE CAPSLOCK OF THE VIRTUAL MACHINE AND THEN BOTH LEFT AND RIGHT SHIFT TO COUNTER THE CAPSLOCK THAT COUNTER THE CAPSLOCK OF THE VIRTUAL MACHINE.

ITS LIKE SEX FOR PEOPLE THAT NEVER HAD SEX OR VISITED A PORNSITE.

YELLING AT VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE IS A VALID ANSWER TOO.

MARTIAN, I AM SURPRISED YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS ALREADY. VIC IS CORRECT, THAT WE DO NOT USE THE CAPS LOCK. WE BELIEVE THIS LEADS TO LAZINESS AND POOR HYGIENE. WE HAVE NO SPECIFIC RULES IN PLACE FOR WHICH SHIFT KEY IS TO BE USED, BUT I FIND BRAINWAVE'S IDEAS INTRIGUING!

WE HAVE TRIED USING A COMBINATION OF VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE AND A MEGAPHONE, BUT IT DID NOT WORK. WE ENDED UP WITH INFURIATING TINY LETTERS. IT SEEMS THE LETTERS OF POWER CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY TYPING. PERHAPS THIS IS FOR THE BEST.

HA!

SAM
PRESS SECRETARY,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

i shall farm sam
he wont mind

SAM IS THE BEST!!