So enough with all these threads about LaF farming people. That's boring. I think me and SOL need to have a serious heart to heart. Praetor and the rest of you, lets face it. This war has been an absolute disaster for you guys. You were not prepared for it at all. Most of your countries were Theos or Republics. I know I rag on you guys a lot but now I seriously want to help.

So here's an open offer to you. Next reset I'll come be President of SOL and teach you how to fight properly. I assure you once I am satisfied that you are a well oiled fighting machine I will step down as President of SOL. Not only am I willing to teach you the art of fighting but I will also upgrade your alliances to make you a true power in the game.

I know this will likely leave you speechless but there is no need to thank me for my generous offer. The only thanks I need will be in the smiles on your faces as you successfully run a kill run for the first time.

TheORKINMan
1JetPS Supreme Pontiff

or you can just oil them up....




*drools

Oh wow LOL

Wheres dagga?

Orkin +Dagga = Two Egos, One Cup

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR LOL

I support this

Wow this guy's a moron.

I like this guy... in a manly way!

That figures "Twiztid".. Any fluffhead with a signature that long is also a moron.

You've got signatures on? Signatures are always stupid, it's best to turn 'em off. Turn 'em off like any warm bloody male who's not into snow leopards would get turned off by seeing a naked Kathy Bates, like in About Schmidt.

That's a good point.

I'd rather have somebody video this one though...

You must have alot of experience beeing prez of the 1jet thingy :P

I'm in sol this set

it's clearly my fault

I'm not the President of 1JetPS, I'm the Supreme Pontiff.

dagga, you are the only one being resistant to the idea. Everyone else realizes this would make SOL better. Generally the one person who's resistant is the dumbass who's bringing something down...

Okay, whatever :P

1JetPS with the killing blow on another SOLer! Tick tock!

And another. Plus I saved two guys from dieing to your KRs. Really getting embarassing!

There is a problem with your whole offer...

There is no "President" of SOL.

Well there will be if SOL wants to not suck anymore!

What amazing alliance did this toss pot crawl from?

dagga, stop worrying about where Im from and just ask yourself why you continue to want to hold SOL down with your influence. SOL could be great if you would just get over your ego and embrace my tutelage.

I'm still surprised no one has pointed at this and laughed.

Good god...if I had an ego that big, I'd rent out space for a little extra money. You could fit 6 or 8 immigrant families in there, no problem!

I know NOW3P! dagga's ego is ridiculous!

yeah...ridiculous about sums it up.

*points and laughs at whole thread*

this as merit :p

OrkinMan is embarrassed by his alliance affiliation and Earth Watcher hides behind an alias because he is scared that LCN/Na/Omega/(insert fluff clan here) will be embarrassed by his idiocy.

What irony.

my response to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

You son of a fluff, I want that 2:13 seconds of my life back by 5pm today!

That song is awesome. What are you talking about?

LMAO, I know it is. Look at the comments posted on it..lol

I think there is a rock somewhere with dorkin's name on it.

This thread doesn't do your response justice. I think you need to post it in a unique thread. Maybe the mods can even "sticky" it. Preferably on the front page.

EDIT: Sorry for the edit, but I had to correct the spelling errors. It is very difficult to type when your eyes are bleeding.

next set promises somehow get you in trouble this set.

i seent it