Yes, today Schilly finally changed his underwear. This marked the 105th day of use which surpassed his previous record of 98 days.

We in Monsters are celebrating this joyous event as we finally can stand to be in the same room with him without the use of surplus chemical warfare gear that Grizz bought at Acme Army Surplus and Kinky Sex Toys store in Chicago.

This has been a public non-service announcement brought to you by a Clown.

BigDogCWG
Cuddily Mascot

and when was last time you got bathed? with water not alcohol.

Wash with water?! he isnt gonna fall for that one marshall.

It isn't so much that I changed them, as they sorta disintegrated. It's hard to change your underwear in a foxhole. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

I know that too well.

I'm allergic to water. Alcohol only.

icecubes are water too fyi. :P

lol...you don't mix bourbon with ice...or water...or club soda...or anything else.

straight up. same for whiskey and scotch.

lol