Mar 20th 2013, 12:59:26
"Don't worry babe, I'm on the pill and I even bought you protection"
*pill is actually tic-tacs and secretly putting holes in the protection*
"Oh look you are going to be a Daddy".
That is when you least expect it....muhahahahahahahhaahaha!
Originally posted by God:
Your heart became proud on account of your beauty, and you corrupted your wisdom because of your splendor