*Douchebags

The duck, I sez.

What is this "peace" you speak of?

“Mar 27th 2024, 2:16:25
This is my first set back in about a decade.
Playing as a "Independent" mostly because non of my old clans are still around, and nobody recruits anymore.

I have forgotten how to play.

I set up as a suicide retallier, because I know I can compete against the "big" clans, so I need to get my kicks somehow.

I am very disappointed that I have not even been land grabbed yet.

Maybe next set I will look for a clan,”

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I like the cut of your jib SakitSaPuwit. You are more than welcome to come on a killing spree with us. Going to be Epic. The only rule is… is that there are NO RULES! These Termites are going to howl for mercy.

My fellow Sadducees (aristocratic families, and merchants—the wealthier elements of the population),

you heard what this gentile peasant of Josey Wales asked for! Lets get this thread back on track and let us continue to plot this mans death till he quits!

Trying to work here…. But not allowed to go to work.

Trying to work on a scag that is on death’s doorstep but he’s being protected.



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Your generals will not attack such a large opponent!
Military Status: Awaiting your orders

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No room for small countries under the current parameters.

Josey were these tag mates of yours deleted for being multies?

9 lives (#539)
(Monarchy)
Rank: 474
Networth: 989,727
Land: 6243
Dead
Deleted
Restarted From
FUBAR (#528)

Naruto Uzumaki (#553)
(Monarchy)
Rank: 499
Networth: 5617
Land: 120
Dead
Deleted
In Protection

Dude,

Your problem is obvious. Head lodged firmly in colon.

Josey don’t cheat son. Never has. Never will.

Josey’s trying to work. But he can’t because you are being protected.

You’d never be able to go One On One/ Mano à Mano with me. Never. You’d have to get all your boyfriends together.

I called you out in one of these threads earlier in the month.

You tucked tail and ran. Ran like a Spider Monkey up a tree.

So here it is again:

you and Me. For the Title. Next set. One On One.

All your buddies are watching.

What is Spider Monkey going to do?

Do it SF!

Or I will

You’re next in line Skeez. Which means it will probably be you cuz we all know The Spider Knuckle Monk is gonna high tail it up the nearest tree.


Side note to all you Savages:

It would be pretty cool to have a Gladiator server where all of our Clans could put forth their best fighters.

1 to 1
2 to 2
3 to 3

Or something like that.



Honorable Slagpit,

Can’t you twist up some code?

Thatd be a nice server call it GRUDGE server or something cool, atleast at the end of of it;

1. The beef is squashed
2. First stone towards mutual respect is set
3. I can say I dogged you 1v1 of 1-2 dont work

I dont know you btq Josey, sorry for whatever peeps said I did or about me against you! <3

What you're asking for is planned but it would be an extremely fast-paced war: https://www.earthempires.com/...ervers-52503?t=1712810807

I call it Team Server.

Naw if theres a way to cut any ties to outside help of any form tho, I mean in team I can think of atleast 5 ways to have favorable odds and Im pretty dumb so

I dont really like to fight / play with multi running cheaters though. You claim that you aint cheating but your multi running purple teammates say otherwise.

maybe its your head that is really far up Caty Boys colon?

I know very little about you and don't really have any relations, good or otherwise, with SuperFly and/or Weezy... But its probably likely you'd get boat-raced by either. Settle down.

Prime,

I don’t want to be cruel there partner, but…. Keep up with the game.

Oil my Guns.

Then I will make dinner and bring flowers to make up for bad behavior. : )

/me eats popcorn

It sure didn't take you long to go from "This vendetta is eternal!" To "You stink, I quit!"

Well, at least you have the courage of your convictions.

Honestly, the amount of us that have quit and come back in days...... Is phenomenal. I do it all the time, Req does it all the time, Doug does it all the time. Josey isn't really doing anything that 99% of the players do on the daily lol

I feel like most of the "eternal vendettas" made it at least 2 full resets before though 😆

lol

This still on for next or nah?