SPECIAL NEWS ALERT!!! - Earth Empires Forum

Suicidal

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Jan 30th 2022, 13:09:00

Satellite images show that MERCS is moving heavy military concentrations to the borders of SOF countries. It has come to the attention of our journalist that negotiations have failed to appease MERCS.

Germany has sent seven helmets to SOF and any other foreign assistance is needed to mitigate MERCS aggression.

A statement from SOF reads as follows: "Trade pacts are requested to halt the onslaught of destruction predicted by MERCS."

SOF, in another strong statement, reflected on the mass casualties that will be inflicted on MERCS should they attempt to cross the borders of SOF countries.

Pray for, not prey on SOF. Peace be with you.

Gerdler

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Jan 30th 2022, 13:30:42

Seven Helmets! Rip Mercs!

BigP

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Jan 30th 2022, 14:08:15

HALT YOUR FORCES MERCS OR FEEL THE WRAITH OF OUR SACKLOVER MISSLES!

- SoF

Rasp

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Jan 30th 2022, 17:14:45

I think SoL sent those helmets and then SoF laughed at them.

[16:18:00] znc-rasp: We can kill bushido, but not bushifo, zack, moriarty, ghost rider, or darkling
[16:18:07] Req: Is that all the same person?
[16:18:12] symba: yea
[16:18:25] mob: my kids are like dad why are you laughing so much

SuperFly

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Jan 30th 2022, 17:22:59

I am on the freedom convoy will swing by for the war later

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Jan 30th 2022, 18:57:40

Ttt

Mercs
Natural Born Killers

Requiem

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Jan 30th 2022, 23:58:33

1/10

brujodale

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Jan 31st 2022, 1:39:30

superfly brother, did not know u were a swinger? wtf. all those chats we had and not once did you send me any pics of you swinging on your kids swings. I know u b a fly but u may be a bit heavy for those swings.

Garry Owen

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Jan 31st 2022, 2:23:53

Confirmed... Mercs are militant control freaks who, we have good reason to believe, created the FUBAR virus in a lab and deliberately set it lose on Earth....

Y-NoT

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Jan 31st 2022, 14:28:50

Enjoy the war

BigP

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Jan 31st 2022, 15:45:18

It was a bloody first day, two chemically ridden countries, although that mercs country was smelly before all this... it can only be seen as an improvement.

- SoF

SuperFly

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Jan 31st 2022, 15:46:38

Originally posted by brujodale:

Lol

galleri

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Jan 31st 2022, 18:00:45

Mark this as history.
The best post Sui ever made :P

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Suicidal

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Jan 31st 2022, 20:16:40

Originally posted by galleri:

Mark this as history.
The best post Sui ever made :P

Bring me a sammich!!

Celphi

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Feb 2nd 2022, 4:25:54

Hello WOrld

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Rasp

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Feb 2nd 2022, 13:52:13

in a strange plot twist, Validus Putin has taken aim and fired at Buch Biden.

Buch

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Feb 2nd 2022, 19:10:31

Originally posted by Rasp:

in a strange plot twist, Validus Putin has taken aim and fired at Buch Biden.

Oi I was getting ready to solo kill a fat laf country with no defense you fluff smokers

BigP

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Feb 2nd 2022, 19:39:54

Originally posted by Celphi:

Hello WOrld

harlo

- SoF

Suicidal

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Feb 2nd 2022, 23:32:47

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Rasp:

in a strange plot twist, Validus Putin has taken aim and fired at Buch Biden.

Oi I was getting ready to solo kill a fat laf country with no defense you fluff smokers

I will FA you for that

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 0:56:09

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Rasp:

in a strange plot twist, Validus Putin has taken aim and fired at Buch Biden.

Oi I was getting ready to solo kill a fat laf country with no defense you fluff smokers

I will FA you for that

Where's my money

Syko_Killa

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Feb 3rd 2022, 5:26:58

Your hours are numbered buch, LaF will show you the way of the 12 hour killrun real soon!

Do as I say, not as I do.

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 5:28:14

They had to call pdm in to help! Ahhhhhahahahahaha!

Doug

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Feb 3rd 2022, 5:54:15

Buch do you think SOF of LAF need to call Paradigm, in to kill you? we’re here just to pass out power bars and bottles of water.

Ps. What did you do to start all this?

Edited By: Doug on Feb 3rd 2022, 6:11:44

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 6:16:42

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 6:40:30

Meh 400 defends ain't bad. Next set I get to fluff with pdm now :)

Doug

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Feb 3rd 2022, 7:38:53

So 2 huge clans kill you and you go after a clan with 4 active members? Rather than those who killed you. Wow what a tough guy.

You were hit 2 times. Last set you killed a country learning how to play on the last day of the set just fun. Then all your spyops this set? So it’s easy to go after a part time clan rather than a clan that killed uoininn1 min and 35 seconds.

Summary: Kiss my axx Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 10:35:14

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Don of LaF

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 14:22:53

Originally posted by Doug:

What spy ops?

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 14:23:05

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Salty much gains?

Suicidal

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Feb 3rd 2022, 14:26:13

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Salty much gains?

Buch 2024 MTGFA (Make The Game Fun Again)

Rasp

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Feb 3rd 2022, 16:52:15

In a weird turn of events, Validus Putin has choked and died on a roast beef sandwich. He passed out in 16 seconds.

Syko_Killa

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Feb 3rd 2022, 16:58:53

Originally posted by Suicidal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXqNc5DGXU

Do as I say, not as I do.

Rouger

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Feb 3rd 2022, 18:24:47

Agreed with galleri - Probably the best post I ever seen Sui write. VERY NICE BRO!

Mr Gainsboro

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Feb 3rd 2022, 18:43:19

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Salty much gains?

Not really, just tired of being nice and getting abused. Done playing nice vs you.

Don of LaF

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Feb 3rd 2022, 19:51:22

And it takes a lot of douchebaggery to upset Gains....good for you Gains :-)

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF~SKA=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Suicidal

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Feb 3rd 2022, 20:50:54

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Salty much gains?

Not really, just tired of being nice and getting abused. Done playing nice vs you.

Show us on the doll where he touched you.

Celphi

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:04:46

Hello WOrld

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Celphi

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:04:50

Hello WOrld

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Celphi

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:16:15

Hello WOrld

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Buch

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:27:14

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:

Originally posted by Buch:

Nothing Laf always got a stick in their asses

The only one with a stick up his ass is you. fluffing retard die

Salty much gains?

Not really, just tired of being nice and getting abused. Done playing nice vs you.

When were you playing nice?

Rasp

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:49:50

Hello WOrld

Rasp

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:59:46

Hello WOrld

Rasp

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Feb 3rd 2022, 21:59:56

Weeeeee!

Requiem

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Feb 4th 2022, 1:06:19

Better be careful you might make Buch turn into a suicider.

Syko_Killa

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Feb 4th 2022, 1:40:56

News Update: Suicidal has not been reporting for sof scheduled warchat's
Status: Pending- Missing In Action (AWOL)?
Classification: Declassified (Debunked)
Rank: (hehe) Private
Duty Station: Survival for the Unfit
MOS: 11 Janitor
Assigned Unit: Sick Call Rangers

Edited By: Syko_Killa on Feb 4th 2022, 1:44:00

Do as I say, not as I do.

Buch

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Feb 4th 2022, 2:47:54

Originally posted by Requiem:

Better be careful you might make Buch turn into a suicider.

I would never suicide someone.

SuperFly

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Feb 4th 2022, 3:58:39

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Better be careful you might make Buch turn into a suicider.

I would never suicide someone.

I would never suicide anyone either but I sure would farm them into the ground given the opportunity.

Damn netters with 0 defence

KoHeartsGPA

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Feb 4th 2022, 4:22:40

We know ,we know...

Buch

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Feb 4th 2022, 11:05:42

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Better be careful you might make Buch turn into a suicider.

I would never suicide someone.

I would never suicide anyone either but I sure would farm them into the ground given the opportunity.

Damn netters with 0 defence

Exactly. Not my fault they weren't prepared when I went to war with them.

Suicidal

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Feb 4th 2022, 12:38:17

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Requiem:

Better be careful you might make Buch turn into a suicider.

I would never suicide someone.

I would never suicide anyone either but I sure would farm them into the ground given the opportunity.

Damn netters with 0 defence

Exactly. Not my fault they weren't prepared when I went to war with them.

Good point. Remove the bots and create a cheat sheet that shows countries with low-to-no defense.