The Bacon Rules! The Cheese, not so much!

Cerberus

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Jul 23rd 2013, 4:33:25

The Bacon rules all sandwiches upon which it is placed. There is no question that it's savory goodness will take a sandwich which may include cheese, and elevate it to stratospheric levels of deliciousness.

The Bacon is the reason that unrest exists in places in the world where it cannot be eaten. Bacon makes PEACE and TRANQUILITY possible.

Cheese, not so much,

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Jul 23rd 2013, 5:02:45

BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Drunken Dibs

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Jul 23rd 2013, 6:44:56

ahhh, that's why i get drunk and call people names. i don't eat enough bacon. or maybe i just don't get along with piggies.

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Patience

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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:09:04

But... but... THE CHEESE IS GREATER THAN THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO COMBINED!!!

Oh - oh... AND IT STANDS ALONE!!!

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:13:08

Bacon stands alone and when it does, it stands above ALL!

BACON is the gateway meat. Cover it in chocolate and slip it to a Vegan and you will have made a convert. :)

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

Drunken Dibs

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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:17:49

Vegan is a mental disorder. they were born carnivorous. they just went mental and think that they can't eat meat.

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Drunken Dibs

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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:21:54

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:

Vegan is a mental disorder. they were born carnivorous. they just went mental and think that they can't eat meat.

dumbass. you meant to say omnivorous. get your f'ng word usage correct.

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NukEvil

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Jul 23rd 2013, 19:30:43

"You are but a simple meat, while I am an entire product!"

"Your words are true. However, in this universe, I stand alone! I am...Bacon!"

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Drunken Dibs

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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:47:13

I Am Begging Strips. and a bunch of dogs saw me on TV...

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Drunken Dibs

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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:56:41

i remember bacon in wtf was that movie about earth worm tremors?

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