Oct 13th 2023, 23:09:43
There is an ancient text-based game still being played beyond that which is understood by non-nerds. It is a game as timeless as the dot com boom and as vast as roughly 50 people. It is a game that has been forgotten by some, ignored by most, and played by 25 Swedes, 24 non-Swedes and 1 Mexican. This is the game called "Earth Empires". Travel to the current status of this game and see the story that unfolds. Welcome to the Bomblight Zone.
Our story begins after a recent change was made to benefit a group of players, known to all as "Swedes" or "Virgins" or "LaF". The change imposes a complete stop to all fighting so that the "Swedes" can bring a true netting competition to the game. One where they have historically been dominant across the board. Earning top 10 spots every round. Having members suicide anyone not a "Virgin" that gets close to beating them. A recent group of ex-LaF players also part of the group known as "Non-Swedes" or "The Good Guys" or "Sweet BOMB BOYS" came to the game and noticed abuse of new players, a disregard for fair play and moderation favoritism. They made a decision, change the game or get banned trying. Fast forward to today, new rules have been put in place. The masses are getting upset, the virgins are winning the battle of game direction.
The "Sweet BOMB BOYS" take the networth record. They used every possible trick they knew. Aid. Buyouts. 3rd party support. Doing the grunge work to make the changes the game needs.
The "Virgins" laughed and said, they completely ruined the spirit of the game. They need to FA one person to get the record. They should be ashamed for using such tactics. We "Virgins" shall call it "not legit". Thus, keeping the integrity of the game intact. Everyone bought it. Bold move by the "Swedes".
Reports come in that "The Good Guys" are going to take the NW record again. And no one can stop them. No one, unless they go back on everything, they said about how the "Non-Swedes" accomplished the record. No one, unless they completely ruin all of their rounds to beat out 5 guys and a Mexican. But would they? Would they take a big bite of that Hypocritical Pie?! Not the "Swedes" or "Virgins" or "LaF". That would ruin the INTEGRITY OF THE GAME! BUT WAIT, DID THIS GET PLANNED THE WHOLE TIME? Did someone in LaF maybe suggest they do this a little too hard? Is it a mole? Is it possible that "The Good Guys" wanted this to happen? Planned this to happen? Delighted in glee when the bait was taken?
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"MISSION BOMBPOSSIBLE - UBBEN DUBBEN GUBEN MANIPULATION"
TLDR: VIRGINS TO EAT HYPOCRITICAL PIE BY DESIGN AND PLANNING OF THE GOOD GUYS. T-MINUS 72 HOURS.