The Doug is dumb thread. Need MERCS contact

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 14:15:12

Would leadership or MERCS FA contact my moronic self please. Thanks.

Rasp

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Jan 24th 2022, 14:31:36

we idle in #mercs on us.scourge.se

[16:18:00] znc-rasp: We can kill bushido, but not bushifo, zack, moriarty, ghost rider, or darkling
[16:18:07] Req: Is that all the same person?
[16:18:12] symba: yea
[16:18:25] mob: my kids are like dad why are you laughing so much

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 14:34:56

Originally posted by Rasp:

we idle in #mercs on us.scourge.se

I can’t get in there nor have any idea how to begin trying. But I need someone from Mercs to contact me. Remember, I’ve been gone too long.

Edited By: Doug on Jan 24th 2022, 14:55:21
See Original Post

Buch

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Jan 24th 2022, 15:05:01

What do you need I can help

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 15:06:57

Sarcasm sir?

Edited By: Doug on Jan 24th 2022, 15:16:27

Suicidal

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Jan 24th 2022, 15:20:10

Buch has authorized total destruction. Mercs will totally destroy ALL of PDM for the following:

SS Jan 24, 14:07 Souls of Darkness (#57) (PDM) The Real Santa (#373) (Mercs) 2244 A

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 15:25:23

Yes, and Doug contacted the country immediately for a mistake. Being back 1 set and already chase 7 ppl away? I’ve already asked for someone to contact me and messaged rasp. At least Doug steps up to make immediate contact with the country and the clan. Like we used to do. Thanks for the reminder suicidal. Im sure Buch would gladly assist me. 🙄🙄🙄

Edited By: Doug on Jan 24th 2022, 15:33:33

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 16:53:11

Honest mistakes happen. But if I can get Mercs FA or leadership to contact me, I’ve been trying as I did contact the country involved.

Why this dumb game was permitted on an iPhone stinks! Plus a goddamned bot finder listed half of Mercs untagged. Ugh. Apologies in advance of the ass kicking im going to receive but hopefully somome over at Mercs sees this and dms me back. Oy vey

Rasp

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Jan 24th 2022, 18:35:30

I have reached out to the owners of both countries. We'll take this off boards. :)

...

Mercs infiltrated your bot finder and we put our #s there so that we could initiate a fight.

Buch will come by to confirm.

/sarcasm.

Syko_Killa

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Jan 24th 2022, 18:42:14

hopefully you tagged mob, I still have 520 spam messages from him in my inbox I cant seem to get rid of.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Buch

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Jan 24th 2022, 18:44:51

Sorry have to kill you as my retal policy is 1:kill

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 18:58:59

And Buch… next time you offer to “help” … remove your teeth… the rug burns a bitxh

Edited By: Doug on Jan 24th 2022, 22:34:51

galleri

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Jan 24th 2022, 19:20:10

Behahaha

Sit down Buch

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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

g0nz0

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Jan 24th 2022, 19:53:14

Originally posted by Doug:

And Buch… next time you offer to “help” … remove your teeth… the rub burns a bitxh

This whole thing has nothing to do with land grabs. Me thinks some friction betwixt star-crossed lovers is the cause of strife. Maybe a night out to rekindle the romance? Gall can watch the kids, it's her fave.

Doug

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Jan 24th 2022, 20:10:15

Me and Buch, Gonzo? You honestly think I don’t have better taste? Pahleezeeee I’d take YOU out before Buch! But i have a fiancé, weddings in June!

Buch

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Jan 24th 2022, 23:19:56

Originally posted by Doug:

And Buch… next time you offer to “help” … remove your teeth… the rug burns a bitxh

I don't understand. All I know is 1: kill policy

Suicidal

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Jan 25th 2022, 0:24:14

Doug, you should just hit the target again and teach the fool to get defense!

Doug

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Jan 25th 2022, 1:05:41

lol @ suicidal

SuperFly

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Jan 25th 2022, 4:22:16

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Doug, you should just hit the target again and teach the fool to get defense!

As a Mercs member I approve of this suggestion

Coalie

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Jan 25th 2022, 4:39:32

nice grab lol

Coalie, MBA B.Acc
Mercenaries for Hire
Deputy Commander

Doug

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Jan 25th 2022, 4:53:30

Originally posted by Coalie:

nice grab lol

Which? Mercs? It woulda been if I could read a damn spreadsheet, then bot finger then double check it with search! Like a big dope! lol It’s all cool now. I felt bad as it wasn’t my intention but again, they know I’ve only been back 1 set in a decade. I should know better after all these years DOUBLE CHECK THE SEARCH! The bot info and sheet said no tag!

Doug

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Jan 25th 2022, 4:54:20

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Doug, you should just hit the target again and teach the fool to get defense!

As a Mercs member I approve of this suggestion

Doug would end up dead in less than an hours…. lol unless you’re talking about something else. But someone without respect, and honesty could have made out like a bandit. But I don’t do that.

Edited By: Doug on Jan 25th 2022, 5:07:00

Buch

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Jan 25th 2022, 18:35:35

Mercs is weak. You guys have gone soft. What happened to killing netters just to hear them cry about it?

iggy

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Jan 25th 2022, 18:58:13

/me do a landgrab and apologies after... bahaha

Doug

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Jan 25th 2022, 19:44:32

Cause I’m a cute blonde twink and have manners.

Rasp

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Jan 25th 2022, 23:08:49

Originally posted by Buch:

Mercs is weak. You guys have gone soft. What happened to killing netters just to hear them cry about it?

I think Mercs separated from Elders for this reason.

No pacts!

Buch

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Jan 25th 2022, 23:19:19

I have no pacts

Doug

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Jan 26th 2022, 22:41:42

Try it sometime. Prostate stimulation is healthy. May cheer you up. I mean you may have to pay for it, but I know I’m more cheerful and enjoy life after my days off with Colin…. I mean… shopping… talking about shopping..

Edited By: Doug on Jan 26th 2022, 22:47:37

Rasp

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Jan 27th 2022, 15:14:57

That escalated quickly.

Suicidal

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Jan 27th 2022, 16:33:16

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

Doug

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Jan 27th 2022, 19:22:47

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

@ suicidal lol hahhahahab how cute it gaple s knghe last aster the msg few mm emgb mknhbs my!!!

Suicidal

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Jan 27th 2022, 20:24:42

Originally posted by Doug:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

@ suicidal lol hahhahahab how cute it gaple s knghe last aster the msg few mm emgb mknhbs my!!!

Say no to drugs......trying to type while jerking to Buch isn't working for you

Buch

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Jan 28th 2022, 0:20:14

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

Everyone is jealous of me

Suicidal

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Jan 28th 2022, 0:35:04

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

Everyone is jealous of me

I know.... in the same boat

KoHeartsGPA

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Jan 28th 2022, 3:19:05

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Originally posted by Buch:

Originally posted by Suicidal:

Buch, I think Doug loves you and Galleri is jealous

Everyone is jealous of me

I know.... in the same boat

Quit rubbing each other up, it's getting hot in here!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

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galleri

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Jan 28th 2022, 3:56:09

No eff you all.
Clearly just jealous of me.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Doug

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Jan 28th 2022, 7:57:55

Originally posted by galleri:

No eff you all.
Clearly just jealous of me.

Originally posted by galleri:

No eff you all.
Clearly just jealous of me.

-cuddles up to galleri- shhhhh ignore the men…. Dougie here…. 🥰🥰🥰

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