YES THAT'S RIGHT! I CAN HEAR YOU NOW: "BUT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! "

FOR ONCE, YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING! YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. HOWEVER, WE HAVE COME UP WITH AN ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC COUNTRY NAME THEME AND WE ARE INFURIATED THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF US TO PARTICIPATE IN IT. FOR THIS REASON, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECIDED TO RELAX OUR INCREDIBLY STRINGENT ADMISSION STANDARDS FOR NEXT RESET ONLY.

YOU MAY BEGIN YOUR CONVERSION PROCESS BY SENDING AN EMAIL TO . YOU SHOULD NOT EXPECT A SWIFT RESPONSE, AS I AM HUNTING DEER UNTIL FRIDAY, AND BILL IS JUST LAZY. REST ASSURED THOUGH, WE WILL GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY.

BE AWARE, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO FOLLOW A SUPER SECRET COUNTRY NAME THEME, AND TO LIVE BY THE PRINCIPLES OF VIOLENT PACIFISM.

HA!

SAM
HEAD RECRUITER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

AT THE RISK OF STEPPING ON SAM'S TOES (WHICH, AS ANYONE WHO HAS STUDIED THE TEACHINGS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM KNOWS, IS EXCEPTIONALLY HAZARDOUS) I FEEL I MUST POINT OUT THAT THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD IS PERHAPS MISSTATED. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT TECHNICALLY *WANT* YOU, BUT WILL ACCEPT YOU AS A MEANS TO AN END.

A GLORIOUS END, I MIGHT ADD.

CAN I APPLY TO ABSORB THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! INTO LAF AS AN HONORARY DIVISION OF POWER?


I WILL ALSO ADD THAT YOU WILL ALSO BE GIVEN FULL RIGHTS TO DRAFT THE DON AS A MEMBER OF THE DIVISION!