Mar 6th 2023, 14:12:26
Have you ever dreamed of being part of something special? Something amazeballs? Something so noteworthy, wikipedia articles will be written about you?
Well some of those things are true here.
The Resistance is special, in a way. I don't know about amazeballs, maybe just balls. If a wikipedia article is written about us, I have a feeling it will be veeeeery long, and filled with bullfluff.
But nonetheless, we are recruiting. The requirements are as follows:
1. You must be ok with losing. In fact, you must enjoy it. You're going to die, and you're going to like it.
2. You must have no desire to do things the right way. We do things the wrong way here, and I'll be damned if anyone is going to come in and change our ways.
3. You must be unwaveringly loyal. If we ask you to do something stupid, like hit someone in a solo server, and you know you're going to get deleted. You MUST do it. In fact, if you get purple'd on your own accord, we will be really happy with you. Purple is our favorite color.
4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.
5. Are you good at recruiting other, low quality, humans? PERFECT. We need as many of them as possible. The Resistance is built on throwing sh!t at... well everything. Throw it at the forums. Throw it at you in a war. Throw it on IRC. We throw it everywhere. So we need a lot of it. If you can get more, we want you on our team!
You can audition here, please provide an example of why we should consider you. Also note, if you have any positive reputation in this game, whatsoever, we WILL NOT accept you. You will be added to our hate list, and we will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas.
Good luck everyone!
Well some of those things are true here.
The Resistance is special, in a way. I don't know about amazeballs, maybe just balls. If a wikipedia article is written about us, I have a feeling it will be veeeeery long, and filled with bullfluff.
But nonetheless, we are recruiting. The requirements are as follows:
1. You must be ok with losing. In fact, you must enjoy it. You're going to die, and you're going to like it.
2. You must have no desire to do things the right way. We do things the wrong way here, and I'll be damned if anyone is going to come in and change our ways.
3. You must be unwaveringly loyal. If we ask you to do something stupid, like hit someone in a solo server, and you know you're going to get deleted. You MUST do it. In fact, if you get purple'd on your own accord, we will be really happy with you. Purple is our favorite color.
4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.
5. Are you good at recruiting other, low quality, humans? PERFECT. We need as many of them as possible. The Resistance is built on throwing sh!t at... well everything. Throw it at the forums. Throw it at you in a war. Throw it on IRC. We throw it everywhere. So we need a lot of it. If you can get more, we want you on our team!
You can audition here, please provide an example of why we should consider you. Also note, if you have any positive reputation in this game, whatsoever, we WILL NOT accept you. You will be added to our hate list, and we will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas.
Good luck everyone!
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