Feb 13th 2011, 4:25:37
For Fascism:
"Oh no! A senior military officer has decided to 'purge' your military ranks of self-thinking subordinate officers and their commands! You lose 125,685 troops!"
"A geological survey finds a large oil deposit! You gain 1,236,432 barrels of oil!"
For Republic:
"Your people elect a lazy Chief Financial Officer! Your PCI decreases by 3%. For the rest of the round."
"A state-initiated banking audit has found $372,237,294 in unclaimed funds! Cha-chiinngg!"
For Democracy:
"Government opacity has led to a private market meltdown! All private market purchase prices have been increased by 125%, and all sell prices have decreased by 50% for the next 5 turns!"
"For once, a low-ranking federal worker has completed a project on time! You award her with a wage increase (thus increasing your PCI by 1%)."
For Communism:
"Your people revolt, forcing you to save your country by ordering your armies to massacre the rebels! You lost 12,384 civilians!"
"Your state-sponsored cyber-warfare taskforce has found 19,456 tech points left carelessly laying around in a foreign military network!"
For Theocracy:
"A trade embargo causes you to lose a trade pact! You must wait for 24 hours before finding another trade partner!"
"Your faith in a deity is directly responsible for favorable weather! Bushel production increased by 425%!"
For Dictatorship:
"Your people revolt, forcing you to save your country by ordering your intelligence agencies to infiltrate the rebels! Unfortunately, your spies are quickly found and killed! You lost 1,475 spies!"
"A technological breakthrough leads to better missile protection! You gain 1,584 SDI tech points!"
For Monarchy:
"A small mistranslation in a religious text leads to a bloody massacre! You lose 13,678 civilians and 56,483 troops!"
"Your civilians can't read, so you raise taxes without anyone noticing!"
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.