Tiger Woods fluffed the pie waitress at Perkins in a trailer park.

Can someone at least post a cookie recipe for this douchebag?

Cerb I'll venmo you 5 bucks if you get 4 kills before we tagkill him.

He needed a steady flow of sex with random women to win. You don't judge Olympic swimmers for shaving their legs, don't judge Tiger

Does Perkins still exist?

Yeah. In pockets.

Anonymous suicider is lame. Gal just tell me who it is. fluff rules.

engines or restaurant or earther?

It was marshal

Who does the countries he is attacking belong to?? He seems to be directing his attacks at one string.

They have a great turkey dinner, the gravy is pretty delicious I must say.

Damn Marshal I told you I was trying to get you in...now you hurt your chances even more

That was bomber, uj, and then me. Honestly bomber hasnt been able to put in the time recently. Getting his main completely flattened to dust might just run him off for good.

if i were attacking on locomorons i'd have done it weeks ago. haven't done single attack on this set.

I miss their muffins

Anyone got time to watch the lists to identify this asshole? I reported the 30 messages i got that just said "chaos" for spam but i donno if that counts. Haha

I'm working during the change. Dont have time today.

If he made a kill just copy the kills for ffa and check tomorrow to see what has updated.

Same for deaths.

Bah. I know i just dont have time today.

He got 2 kills and 13 deaths so far

I wish we mods/admins quit protecting suiciders and just get rid of the restart bonus and anonymity. I'm certain this dude wouldnt touch us without it. Since he can hide and not have people know who he is, he thinks he will get away with it. He's too much of a fluff to even stay tagged.

Who the hell is this? Why would I have any reason to kill him?

Half the time, you guys think I'm the suicider, when that has never been my intention at all. I never start fights unless I have the idea that the fight can be won.

Nah. Were just netting. His 150 spal on dicts is annoying. You also have dicts so i offered to venmo you 5 bucks. See how that worked? I don't call you out nor have i seen anyone in loc call you out but whatever.

We spend our time happily netting and making fun or marshal so 150 spal dict suiciders with 85% sdi and 10m turrets is a little lame. Figured maybe you'd bite as you have dicts too and were just talking the other day about how attacking netterz for no reason is kinda lame.

That and a penny saved is a penny earned, nah mean?

Ok good...so you still have a chance then.

i guess this guy deleted his countrys