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Desperado

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Aug 13th 2010, 12:04:22

Sherita lives near Ft Myers, I would have been in tampa last week, not that i would have visited you queers anyways :P

Originally posted by Primeval:

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enshula

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Aug 13th 2010, 14:54:55

i read that as 'flat earthers'

as in a generally derogative term for people who dont believe in science

mrford

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Aug 13th 2010, 17:03:35

Or members of the itty bitty titty commity!

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

DM

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Aug 13th 2010, 17:46:46

Originally posted by Desperado:

Sherita lives near Ft Myers, I would have been in tampa last week, not that i would have visited you queers anyways :P

I'd expect that. You've spent to much time with Drippy lately. Was your response going to be like his was to me? I think it was something along the lines of "You're to unstable for me to feel comfortable meeting you" -- The prick used to live 5 mins up the road from my pop's house..lol

NOW3P

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Aug 13th 2010, 17:52:23

Well, for any one that's on the west side of the state (Tampa area), I'm here until Sunday.....and a bit bored, to boot. Can't travel too far, but would love to meet up with folks in the area.

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mrford

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Aug 13th 2010, 18:25:44

Fl is a long ass state, and I live on the ass end of it

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Mars UP

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Aug 13th 2010, 21:07:15

Originally posted by NOW3P:

Well, for any one that's on the west side of the state (Tampa area), I'm here until Sunday.....and a bit bored, to boot. Can't travel too far, but would love to meet up with folks in the area.

Orlando is only an hour drive from Tampa, rent a car and drive up you disgruntled crotch nugget!

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Aug 14th 2010, 17:04:13

the Floridian Alps in-between Orlando and Tampa make the journey a lot longer ;)

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NOW3P

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Aug 14th 2010, 18:05:46

I have a rental - I just can't get away that long....otherwise I'd already be there molesting you. :-P

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Mars UP

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Aug 16th 2010, 3:29:13

You can't molest the willing, at least that's what DM always says :P

NOW3P

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Aug 16th 2010, 4:35:47

it's true - although the correct phrase is "Can't RAPE the willing"....which I've been saying since before he was born as my standard defense in cour....I mean, as a joke. :-)

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Desperado

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Aug 16th 2010, 12:17:32

Originally posted by DM:

Originally posted by Desperado:

Sherita lives near Ft Myers, I would have been in tampa last week, not that i would have visited you queers anyways :P

Actually, I woiuldn't visit you cause you'd slip something in my drink and ass rape me :P

Originally posted by Primeval:

pants antler

QM Diver

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Aug 20th 2010, 6:59:06

Originally posted by mrford:

Fl is a long ass state, and I live on the ass end of it

Obviously the Fords have never driven across Texas.. It's as long as it is wide, I bet..
Long, nearly flat, straight roads... May take hours to get to the top of a gentle crest, only to see another replay, of hours previous' same view, of what appears to be another million miles of never ending
It's like a Twilight Zone episode.. You may get half way, in like..... a few days....

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NOW3P

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Aug 20th 2010, 7:26:21

Originally posted by QM Diver:

It's as long as it is wide. May take hours to get to the top. may get half way, in like..... a few days....

I bet that's what you tell all the girls

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KeSSie

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Aug 20th 2010, 9:10:52

LOL Now3p

I live in south Texas..and when I go back home to Michigan to visit..it takes me a full day to get to Texarkana.

EL YAY!

Mars UP

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Aug 20th 2010, 13:21:56

Originally posted by KeSSelaDaDarkAngel:

LOL Now3p

I live in south Texas..and when I go back home to Michigan to visit..it takes me a full day to get to Texarkana.

God I used to live in Texarkana, and I never thought I'd see the day I saw Texarkana on FFAT.

NOW3P

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Aug 20th 2010, 19:20:50

That's what you get for living in Tex-ass.....

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Aug 20th 2010, 19:26:48

well, it was mentioned in "Westbound and Down" (Smokey and the Bandit), so why not on FFAT ? :)

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Mars UP

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Aug 20th 2010, 20:32:12

Because Smokey and the bandit is cool?

KeSSie

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Aug 20th 2010, 20:33:10

Sorry Mars! :-P

EL YAY!

Mars UP

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Aug 20th 2010, 20:35:00

You better be! I don't want to remember that fluffhole of a town!

Or in Some Guy's way of cussing, sh1thole.

KeSSie

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Aug 20th 2010, 20:37:27

ha!

EL YAY!

NOW3P

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Aug 21st 2010, 7:05:57

if you've already sh1t in the sh1thole, would it be a sh4thole?

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Desperado

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Aug 22nd 2010, 15:45:14

not if you filled it up

Originally posted by Primeval:

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mrford

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Aug 22nd 2010, 16:29:56

Originally posted by QM Diver:

Originally posted by mrford:

Fl is a long ass state, and I live on the ass end of it

actually I have a stupid rich uncle that lives in sanann. So I know how big Texas is.

I was just sayin, I'm 30 min south of Miami, and fl is still a long state

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford