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DM Game profile

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Apr 26th 2010, 3:10:30

Position Available: Personal Assistant

Location: LaE

Job Description: I am in need of a personal assistant to handle my matters as I am far to busy to keep up with them all. This applicant must not be Despie, must have 2+ yrs ass kissing experience, and does not say no when told to do something.

Rate of Pay: Will Talk.

Available Hire Date: ASAP.

Please PM me your resume and best way to contact you.

Thank you,
DM

Edited By: DM on Apr 26th 2010, 3:12:01

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Apr 26th 2010, 6:22:25

OOOOOOO PICK ME PICK ME!!!
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Rico Game profile

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Apr 26th 2010, 9:06:50

If you are too busy to do your job maybe you should step down. :P

NOW3P Game profile

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Apr 26th 2010, 13:29:00

You forgot the most important requirement for any LaE assistant (aka the Llaar clause): Must be able to greet guests and serve coffee while in a leather suit and gag ball.

martian Game profile

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Apr 26th 2010, 13:32:45

you can't afford my rate:)
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

Desperado Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 11:56:41

"This applicant must not be Despie"


wtf?!

Nobody is more qualified than I am


screw off :P

Originally posted by Primeval:
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Primeval Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 14:59:55

Can't we just go ahead and call this position a "fluffer"?

DM Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 17:15:19

I know Despie, but I've already gotten threats from Crip if I do.

Mossy Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 17:16:13

Because you know he wants any sort of job that involves servility.
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DM Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 17:16:56

Steve -- Wanna apply? :P

Mossy Game profile

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Apr 27th 2010, 17:44:45

How about you get your own assistant, and then he can be the assistant to my assistant.
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