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Oceana Game profile

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Aug 13th 2013, 4:03:35










The $50 Lesson




Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.



During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday.



Both of her parents - liberal Democrats - were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"



She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."



Her parents beamed with pride!



"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.



"What do you mean?" she replied.



So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."



She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"



I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."



Her parents aren't speaking to me.

Marshal Game profile

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Aug 13th 2013, 14:56:15

nice story.

your neighbors quite likely won't talk to you for a while.
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UnwashedMasses Game profile

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Aug 13th 2013, 21:23:24

You know, I'm a registered Socialist, and I thought this was pretty excellent and funny. Thanks!

Heston Game profile

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Aug 14th 2013, 5:22:57

cool story.

Oceana didn't write it though.
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Drunken Dibs

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Aug 14th 2013, 7:26:10

why should the homeless man work when he can just spend the day drinking, smoking and jacking off because people throw money at him?
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Cerberus Game profile

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Aug 25th 2013, 17:16:04

Great story, dude. :) LOL

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braden Game profile

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Aug 26th 2013, 3:30:13

does that make him a whore, dibs?

braden Game profile

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Aug 26th 2013, 3:30:34

or her, lets not be misogynists now..

Pteppic Game profile

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Aug 26th 2013, 5:04:21

I am not into your politics, but I like the story:-)

Vulk Game profile

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Oct 8th 2013, 9:47:37

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:
why should the homeless man work when he can just spend the day drinking, smoking and jacking off because people throw money at him?


This is everyone does anyway :p

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Oct 13th 2013, 0:45:01

i want $50

GodHead Dibs Game profile

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Oct 13th 2013, 21:53:43

do you live in China or somewhere approximating that level of poverty where $50 is actually worth something?
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