Canadian Citizenship - Earth Empires Forum

martian

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May 27th 2010, 15:18:58

http://www.v-soul.com/...test/canada_citizen_test/
If you aren't Canadian I suggest that you select Ontario :P

*got 100%*

*runs off*

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mrford

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May 27th 2010, 16:04:08

NO ONE WANTS TO BE CANADIAN MARTIAN

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

trumper

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May 27th 2010, 17:54:18

60%

haha good thing im not Canadian

kemo

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May 27th 2010, 17:59:23

i dont think they have citizens. i firmly believe canada kidnaps people in other countries and drugs them until they think they are happy

all praised to ra

martian

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May 27th 2010, 18:01:32

and is that such a bad thing?
:p

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qzjul

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May 27th 2010, 18:32:29

bah i forgot territories have commissioners

Finally did the signature thing.

Angel1

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May 27th 2010, 18:32:39

65% as an American. How's that?

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qzjul

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May 27th 2010, 18:33:11

/me did the 20 question version

i'll do the 100 later

Finally did the signature thing.

Mr Silver

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May 27th 2010, 20:10:45

You answered correctly 19 out of 20 questions. Your score is 95%.

doh! so close.

Marshal

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May 27th 2010, 21:02:56

on 20 questions 45% right purely by guessing, not bad considering canuckland isn't that much on news.

p.s. martian cheated of course.

Edited By: Marshal on May 27th 2010, 21:03:20

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

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Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

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Akula

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May 27th 2010, 21:58:02

7/10
< brit :)

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Twain

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May 27th 2010, 23:53:25

I did the 20 question one too, started strong, getting the first 4, but only got 11/20 total, so apparently I don't know enough about Canada to be a citizen.

Fuzzy Logic

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May 28th 2010, 1:12:50

I got 92 on the 100 question for Newfoundland. I am a pretty good canadian.

Devestation

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May 28th 2010, 4:00:48

14 out of 20 questions in the Quebec one.

martian

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May 28th 2010, 15:19:46

Canada not being in the news means we can do whatever we want and no one will notice:P

I guess we'll be on the news more during the *()!@#!ing G20 summit.
I should go to the top of the building where I work and start throwing pies:P

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galleri

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May 28th 2010, 16:47:36

I did British Columbia where my relatives live.
Here is my score
"You answered correctly 4 out of 5 questions. Your score is 80%."

I missed one for someone that has dual citi. :P

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Fuzzy Logic

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May 28th 2010, 17:07:59

You better not do that martian, you'll make a mockery of a billion dollars!

Slagpit

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May 28th 2010, 17:19:54

Is this what canadians do for fun?

Fuzzy Logic

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May 28th 2010, 17:22:08

Nah, sometimes we watch liquid drip out of trees into buckets.

martian

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May 28th 2010, 17:58:39

I think the fact that they used an entire police squad to get one guy with a spray can who painted an ATM has already made a mockery of one beelion dollaru
:P

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Marshal

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May 28th 2010, 17:59:22

can't remember any canuckian political movie (if movie is canuckian then it most likely has royal canadian mounted polices as subject). nor canuckian parliament or whatever they have elections get on news.

martian

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May 28th 2010, 18:05:50

the last time we got on the news was when we told the EU that it is our fluff given right to club baby seals.

The time before that was when we told the EU that all your Spanish fishing boats are belong to us.

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qzjul

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May 28th 2010, 18:24:54

they make the news in canada! (canadian elections tat is)

also i noticed an article on BBC the day after our last elections saying the results of our election, so it at least gets posted ;) haha

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martian

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May 28th 2010, 18:52:59

lol. I believe that some british media also used us as an example of why "hung parliaments" are bad/unstable.

Their example was fail.. and contrary to their thoughts we do NOT have a coalition government (at least not yet). Apparently it's not only US media that doesn't do proper research:P

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Marshal

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May 28th 2010, 20:20:49

of course brits (and maybe french) make but won't get much easter from there.

last time canuckland was at newspapers at here (next to russia) was that william "james t. kirk" shatner is candidate to new general-governor.

canuckland doesn't have hurricanes, natural catastrophies, etc like its southern (and only) neighbor has every week.

Ant

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May 28th 2010, 22:30:50

Scores

89% Your time was good.

100% Good Job! Congratulations!

not bad for a immigrant :P

crazyserb

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May 28th 2010, 23:07:33

what the hell is Canada anyways, when i got my citizenship i pledged my allegiance to the queen not to Canada,or its people or to the prime minister...what if the queen one day tells me i have to go to war with Canada?

british colonies ftw

Marshal

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May 29th 2010, 16:22:59

lol@crazyserb

canuckland has forest fires so its on newspapers at here too (under ecuador's and guatemala's volcanoes).

Edited By: Marshal on May 29th 2010, 16:33:47

Fooglmog

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May 29th 2010, 20:56:38

I hate tests like this, because I often find that I'm smarter than the person who wrote the question. I got this question for example:

14) How is the government formed after an election?
A. The party with the most elected representatives becomes in power.
B. The Governor General proposes a plan to form the government.
C. The Premiers of each province vote for the party to be in power.
D. The Queen selects a party to form the government.

They want "A"... but technically speaking, "B" is more correct. This stupid question dropped me down to 99/100.

BAH!

-Fooglmog
Guy with no clue.

Popcom

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May 30th 2010, 1:39:06

im sorry you have to speak up. i cant hear you over the sound of my heath care

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

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Marshal

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May 30th 2010, 17:56:50

canuckland is gonna massacre seals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAD CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fooglmog

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May 30th 2010, 20:26:45

Originally posted by Marshal:

canuckland is gonna massacre seals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAD CANUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As opposed to massacring the populaton of just about everything living on or off the Gulf Coast?

-Fooglmog
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Fuzzy Logic

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May 30th 2010, 23:09:45

Seals are the second biggest jerks in the ocean.

Popcom

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May 30th 2010, 23:23:16

yes, there is a seal hunt.
no, seals are not endangered.
no, there is no problem.
move on

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

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braden

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May 30th 2010, 23:44:22

if i ever met a seal hunter i would hit him in the head with the heaviest object i could swing.

nope, no problem, only murdering baby animals, who cares?
but at the same time, i clearly don't care much for the hunters life, but the seal itself? :P

qzjul

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May 31st 2010, 1:28:25

it's not murder if you eat 'em or wear 'em ;)

Finally did the signature thing.

Fooglmog

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May 31st 2010, 1:50:38

It's not murder if it ain't human.

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braden

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May 31st 2010, 10:37:39

i will keep that in mind when somebody ice picks your dog in its face. we'll see how happy and gleeful you are then. It's sad, but he wasn't human, so who cares, right?

martian

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May 31st 2010, 14:41:26

Fooglmog:
"14) How is the government formed after an election?
A. The party with the most elected representatives becomes in power.
B. The Governor General proposes a plan to form the government."

B is correct. A is not correct (not even technically) and this has been true in practice as well as in theory.
See king-byng affair. Also Certain minority governments.
Most of the time B results in A.

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Patience

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May 31st 2010, 20:47:45

95%. YAY, I can stay!!!

Problem is, if it doesn't stop fluffin' snowing here, I'm not staying - I'm moving somewhere with palm trees. Effin' snow. >:{

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

Fuzzy Logic

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May 31st 2010, 21:42:30

braden, that's because you're racist.

Patience, move to BC then, or Southern Ontario.

Fooglmog

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Jun 1st 2010, 3:11:56

Originally posted by martian:

I know. I answered B but the test seemed to think that A was the correct answer.

-Fooglmog
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Marshal

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Jun 1st 2010, 16:54:15

Originally posted by Patience:

Problem is, if it doesn't stop fluffin' snowing here, I'm not staying - I'm moving somewhere with palm trees. Effin' snow. >:{

Snakebites's and Rainbow's neighborhood should have room but then you need to suffer from hurricanes.

martian

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Jun 1st 2010, 20:35:37

oh misread.
Guess someone is slacking:P

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braden

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Jun 2nd 2010, 10:30:46

fuzzy, it's like you know me so well, like you have a window into my inner conscience, or my soul itself
you can't forget that i'm a degenerate drug addict, and I'm poorly and sadly under educated :P
(but don't worry, i've checked, i only ac count for about half of the requirements for a sociopath)

martian

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Jun 2nd 2010, 14:06:35

braden: that might be, but we still like to drink with u:P

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Mar 15th 2011, 21:54:26

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Evolution

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Mar 23rd 2011, 23:30:59

75%, who says Australia and Canada are unalike.

Is this like the real test, its answers are heaps funny, at least for an Australian... why are there so many Australia references in the Canadian citizenship test?...

Not posting on AT as much because Maki/Steeps gave back some of my forums on GHQ. RIP my decade long blog, my blog even had replies from people who are no longer with us :(.

martian

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Mar 28th 2011, 17:52:27

It is like the real test.. and I have no idea lol.
We do get a fair number of Aussie tourists here but...

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Fowlski77

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Apr 24th 2011, 11:51:06

Edited By: Fowlski77 on Jan 16th 2015, 22:47:49