I will be initiating an order with LL Bean tomorrow. Please don't go out of your way to try to intercept it and gain access to my personal or financial information. It would require that you actually get off of your fat asses and run to various post offices in an attempt to intercept the mail order and check. well, ok, go ahead and try, because I really don't have a problem with y'all dropping dead from over-exertion(sp?).

Thank You, And May You Have A Nice Day...

Dibs Ludicrous

Report back with Dibs sizes fellas. I'm sure that the Earth Community would LOVE TO KNOW!

sizes? huh? I can use an average Asian size condom without experiencing too much chaffing...

Oh, btw, since we are speaking about sizes.. "The human uterus is pear-shaped and about 3 in. (7.6 cm) long, 4.5 cm broad (side to side) and 3.0 cm thick (anteroposterior)" according to Wikipedia.

um, just exactly what does happen if you try to stick something too big into that 3 inch space? belly-ache? broken-heart? penis flavored kiss?

i believe they call it conception?.. or a fun time..?

That was hilarious!

bugabo

Not too much experience sticking you penis into pear shaped things?

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Have to be careful and do go on a wild hunt as some pear-shaped things may not be so welcoming :D