...of bananas

braaap

Do the splits and invite your best friends, Nilla, Choco and that cute Berry lady 😝

Liiike 3/4 cup of salted butter
1 cup of brown sugar (dont skimp, pack dat suga)
1/2 cup whys it gotta be white sugar
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
Maybe a little kahlua in your coffee and pour some in for your homies RIP
1 cup of mashed BANANAS
1 1/2 cups of that all purpose flour (we call that APF on the streets)
1 1/2 tsp of cinnamon
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp cloves (I grind them in the same grinder as my weed man. Whatever you gotta dooo to make it fine)
2 tsp of corn starch
Annnnnnnd 3 cups of them OLD FAAHIONED OATS for boys like us that grew up on flavorless food wwooooohaaaa.

Preheat oven 350

Mix the butter, brown and white sugar, egg, vanilla annnnnnnnnnnnd BANANAS until well combined

Add in everything else but dem fabulous oats until that is combined. And then.....you guessed it....PUT DEM OATS IN THERE. Stir them on in there nice and deep like.

Put parchment paper on your cookie sheet what are you a savage!

Spoon out some tablespoons of it and flatten them on into little hockey pucks.

Cook it like 11 mins until the edges turn brown ish. A hot second or two over ten minutes or 12 ish. Nah mean?

Then leave it on that sheet to cool with the sheet. Dont be hasty and mess your tasty ass oatmeal banana cookie up. Give it 3 minutes. Do yoga. Take some deep breaths. Find your happy place and then boom

Banana cookie time.

Chef boyardee

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Paging galleri.....

There was a sales bonanza at the banana republic I heard. People were getting cheap bandanas.

One time when I was with a band, I brought some contraband up an embankment with my friend's husband. He was from nearby Bangkok but where he was it was mostly suburban. Then some bandits made me eat habaneros and I made banshee screams.

Don't talk about bananas!

Although commonly depicted as an apple, the exact type of fruit bore by the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is never actually specified.

However, in Genesis 3, the Bible states that Eve found the fruit to be good for food and *pleasing to the eye*.

Therefore, it is reasonable to assume the forbidden fruit was actually a banana.

You're welcome. :P

Look at you, dropping knowledge, bravo!

https://www.sciencealert.com/...lly-modified-food-natural
*bonus*

Yes! It's been a while since I've looked at a similar site, good stuff 👍

I swear I can hear the theme song from Beverly Hills Cop playing when reading this thread.

Interesting article, d yes just in our life times we have seen plenty of changes to our foods with just the preferred selection process, as opposed to what we all think of as GMO's

I wonder what a Derrick looked like before he got domesticated...

https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY?t=152

My dad grows several varieties of bananas on his farm in Florida. I cannot begin to describe how much better tasting fresh sun ripened bananas are than store bought.

https://ibb.co/TLJqRhG

Corn Teen made me Corn Grown Man.

AND WHATS THE SECOND RULE OF BANANAS!!!!?

The second rule of Bananas is: You do not talk about Bananas!

Green or Red ones?

Certainly not purple bananas why would bananas be purple?

There are no bananas.

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Bananas will disappear from this planet soon.

Nanas for everyone!