If you have $1,000,000,000.... - Earth Empires Forum

EL Kronos

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Dec 4th 2012, 6:16:49

What would you do (aside from two chicks at the same time)?

I would spend my days messing with people for my own amusement. For example, I have always wanted to show up to the airport a day late wearing ripped clothes and ask when my plane boards. When they tell me that the flight took off 22 hours ago, I will say, "My god the machine works!" and run out of the airport.

Dibs Ludicrous

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Dec 4th 2012, 8:17:37

i'd have to give most of it away. why would i change the things i do simply because i have extra money anyway? only 2 women? with that kinda money, i could probably buy an entire herd of women who just want to lay around thinking about sex all day. they would probably be largely unsatisfied and it would show up on their waist.

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Magellaan

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Dec 4th 2012, 8:47:47

Just replace them when they get fat Dibs.

I want to build an entire city out of lego.

Not MD, fake Magellaan.

ericownsyou5

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Dec 4th 2012, 14:18:17

Hahaah @ Kronos... why do you have to be rich to do that?

I would use the money to get myself to space, or just build an anti gravity chamber because that looks fun as hell.

Fooglmog

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Dec 5th 2012, 0:21:37

I'd probably invest it prudently...

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LittleItaly

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Dec 5th 2012, 0:58:20

I would get a lazy part time job of 22.5 hours to be occupied and live off the interest. Since the interest is a large sum, I would give the leftovers each month to my family.

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mrford

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Dec 5th 2012, 14:41:36

Interest? FDIC ain't exactly going to cover your $1bill savings account.

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LittleItaly

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Dec 5th 2012, 16:00:39

I'm sorry I didn't go into more detail to satisfy your vagina. I would, of course, split the cash into many different banks to be under the 250k limit.

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Kumander Otbol

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Dec 5th 2012, 16:14:55

i'll have many clones of myself for safety reasons. :D

Originally posted by cypress:

no reason to start slacking just because they are getting FA

fluff them....we'll steamroll them even with the FA they are getting

EL Kronos

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Dec 5th 2012, 20:01:19

I like that Dibs refers to women in herds. He is a much bigger thinker than me!

Because I do not have money to waste on airline tickets I will never get to use Eric! Of course, I mess with people now, but I could do it on a much larger scale with that sort of cash!

I like how the more practical members have talked about using it in terms of savings and investments lol.

Supertodd

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Dec 6th 2012, 1:55:18

Buy an island, a yacht, and a few hundred thousand acres of forest somewhere.

Then I'd burn all the forest I own and when all that extra CO2 in the air caused sea levels to rise, submerging my island, I'd find somebody else to blame and sue them. Then I'd have two billion. Enough to buy and incinerate the Amazon.

Eventually I'd have enough money to buy the moon, but i don't know what good that would do. Nothing there burns.

mrford

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Dec 6th 2012, 2:33:38

Originally posted by LittleItaly:

I'm sorry I didn't go into more detail to satisfy your vagina. I would, of course, split the cash into many different banks to be under the 250k limit.

So you are going to split your shot up between over 4,000 banks? Do you even know 4,000 banks? Are there even 4,000 banks in the US?

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

LittleItaly

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Dec 6th 2012, 4:10:36

FDIC-Insured Institutions Number as of 11/30/2012 7,161

http://www2.fdic.gov/idasp/index.asp

Even if there wasn't, why would I limit myself to USA only banks?

... :P

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Darakna

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Dec 6th 2012, 5:24:00

I would call each of my friends individually and tell them that i have paid the outstanding of there mortgage... or if they don't have a house.. buy them one.

I have some good friends, so it would be well worth it

EL Kronos

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Dec 7th 2012, 6:55:55

Originally posted by Supertodd:

BEST ANSWER EVER lol...

I actually like the Darkna has the only noble plan lol.

Detmer

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Dec 8th 2012, 5:57:34

I ignored this before since I thought it was only $1,000,000... $1,000,000,000... that requires some thought...

Tabz

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Dec 8th 2012, 8:42:09

I would do detmers mum *runs*

Airoch

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Dec 10th 2012, 0:23:15

Vegas all on black.

elvesrus

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Dec 10th 2012, 7:17:46

I've got a feeling about 34

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Elves is a douche on every server.

Rymaa

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Dec 10th 2012, 19:41:42

Give it all away!!!

Cerberus

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Dec 11th 2012, 0:24:54

I'd give a large sum to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, the rest I'd spend on partying like it's 2999 and everyone is panicking about the year 3K.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 12th 2012, 22:21:12

I would start a new movement to counter the femenazis, call it "Men Uniited" then go to random tv and radio shows and dare those fluffes to own up by marrying a poor guy and pay all his bills including shopping sprees at sears!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Dec 13th 2012, 16:30:40

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

dare those fluffes to own up by marrying a poor guy and pay all his bills including shopping sprees at sears!

The hell with Sears, Needless Markup would be better, or Lord and Taylor, for Chrissakes. Don't let 'em off easy. They got plenty of dough. I can vouch for that, My ex still gets 980 a month off me and I have the kid.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

braden

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Dec 13th 2012, 16:43:39

i get my lord and taylors through the bay- i don't know if it works like that, but i like to think it does ;)

legionx

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Dec 16th 2012, 15:40:18

I'd put aside 100 million into a stock fund and make another million a year off earning

Fiction101

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Jan 3rd 2013, 6:54:00

how do send foreign aid

Dibs Ludicrous

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Jan 3rd 2013, 13:28:49

what server and which multi?

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iNouda

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Jan 5th 2013, 21:45:16

If I had that much...I'd probably buy a slightly larger house to live in most of the time and a nicer car and then I'd build a large library (open to the public) with a cafe and stock it with the stuff I like. Hell I'd go on a spending spree and buy a dozen copies of every significant fantasy and science fiction work released in the past century. Or maybe I'll just combine the house/library into one. That'll work! It's not like I need all that many rooms anyway and that extra space can be used to store more shelves of books.

Marshal

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Jan 5th 2013, 22:38:25

inouda would do what sky did in old game. :P

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Dibs Ludicrous

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Jan 5th 2013, 22:41:44

i kinda like that, but I'd rather buy up the copyrights so i could publish and buy them as Nook books. having difficulties in archiving my books because they're not available.

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BeerCrusher

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Jan 6th 2013, 1:23:47

I would buy a tank.

h2orich

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Jan 7th 2013, 7:19:43

buy bushels and sell them at the peak point

Angel1

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Jan 15th 2013, 21:05:46

I'd pay for something crazy and have whomever I buy it for call it "The Omega". Matter of fact, I'd pay for several random things have them called, "The Omega". Then I would tell all the reporters that it wasn't my job to tell them why I was calling everything "The Omega".

Imagine it:

The Omega Bridge to Canada (going to Canada)/The Omega Bridge to the United States (the other side of the bridge coming to the US).

The Omega High School

The Omega Library of Internet Gaming

The Omega Restaurant (okay, so I might keep ownership of this.)

The Omega Institute (not sure what we'd be for, but it sounds good)

The Omega Waterfront Park

I think I'd set aside at least $100m to live off of.

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Stryke

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Jan 16th 2013, 13:32:02

Originally posted by LittleItaly:

FDIC-Insured Institutions Number as of 11/30/2012 7,161

http://www2.fdic.gov/idasp/index.asp

Even if there wasn't, why would I limit myself to USA only banks?

... :P

Just whatever you do, don't trust any Central or South American banks, they tend to have violent regime changes, which usually involve nationalization of banks... which usually means they appropriate your funds by some means or another.

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Originally posted by kemo:

this dudes either a great troll or a seriously stupid fluff. the kind that takes the pepsi challenge and chooses jiff

The Judge

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Jan 29th 2013, 11:38:04

this is a good one will have to think about it

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mdemon

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Feb 5th 2013, 5:01:06

meh

legaia

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Feb 5th 2013, 18:56:34

Maximus

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Feb 5th 2013, 20:51:43

Hire a bunch of kids out of school and give them chunks to invest.

bleah

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Feb 6th 2013, 2:41:45

I would pay Darakna to be my friend

saplingg

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Feb 8th 2013, 17:32:08

Hopefully be a more generous person

whyseeyellow

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Feb 9th 2013, 13:37:36

start a charity =)

downsay2

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Feb 13th 2013, 13:24:49

spin

Forgotten

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Feb 16th 2013, 19:44:41

Set aside $100m, that should be enough to start a trust fund that should provide well for my family, and my closest friend's families for generations. Set up rules to make sure kids don't get spoiled.

The rest?

Buy the Leafs and hire Don Cherry as the President, Mike Milbury as the GM and Coach. Clone them to ensure they keep their position.

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NukEvil

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Feb 22nd 2013, 19:48:44

Build my own death star.

At least, the reactor part.

Then, I'd charge tourists millions of dollars a day to visit.

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

Serpentor

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Mar 2nd 2013, 4:39:48

I'd build a giant money bin and think of ways to fight off the beagle boys while I swim laps in my cash.

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Cerberus

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Apr 9th 2013, 5:43:13

I'd for sure buy one of these and I would thereafter live off-shore.

http://www.schopferassociates.com/schopferyachts/oculus.html

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

archaic

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Apr 9th 2013, 16:02:04

I would buy a small island off the coast of S. America and begin a program to clone dinosaurs from mosquito guy DNA and toads. Then I would feature the dinosaurs in an amusement park where visitors get to ride around in jeeps viewing the dinosaurs from a safe distance. Then, at the end of each day, there would be a great feast held where the worlds finest chefs served dishes featuring the finest cuts of dinosaur to all of the guests.

Followed by an orgy.

and a light saber duel . . .

what could possibly top that?

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