Jun 22nd 2011, 6:10:49
[00:55:36] * Aliyah reads kta a bedtime story.
[00:56:21] [Within[SnG]] read about the young pickle-wan who became a king
Once upon a time... In a land far away... There was a little boy named Jack.
Everyone called him W for some reason though... But no one knows why. One day,
he went to town to sell his cow because his family had no money. For some
reason, they were vegetarians and wouldn't kill and eat the cow either.
When he returned, he had a pickle stalk... Unheard of in most lands, yes. But
all the same, once it grew up, it would be filled with juicy, flavorful and
wonderful pickles. Or so the seller said.
The pickle stalk grew and grew. One day, Little W thought it would be fun to
climb the pickle stalk. He didn't know what he would find, but he thought that
just perhaps... He might find the biggest and best pickle of all at the very
top! So he climbed and climbed and climbed! As Little W climbed, the angels
of the heavens pee'd coors light down from the clouds. It was the most devine
golden shower ever!
Once little W reached the top, he found Pickleland! What a joyous place! Pickles
of all shapes and sizes! Some even danced... What the? That's not normal.
Dancing pickles?
He played with the little pickles (oh my) and even ate a few on his way... They
might have screamed as they went down. No one really knows. Once he got into
the middle of Pickleland, little W found the biggest pickle of all! It was not
an ordinary pickle either! It had teeth! And it was more like a giant out to eat
any tresspassers in its kingdom!
W had eaten its babies!
"i <3 the baby pickles", W exclaimed.
So this pickle tried to entice W into staying so he could kill him. W tried to
eat him instead though.
"Your babies.. they are so tender! those lil' garlic n' dills... YUM!", said W.
W was trying to eat the Pickle King, and the Pickle King was trying to eat W. An
interesting battle until they both fell down the pickle stalk, killing the
tyrant who was formerly the Pickle King. W landed on top of him, causing pickle
juices to squirt out everywhere! "Hey Mom! I found the biggest pickle of all!
And he has teeth!" W exclaimed. Suddenly, all the little pickles came flooding
to the ground in a heap, no longer held under bondage by the Pickle King and
declared W... Or Little Jack... To be their new king who would love them
forever... Even if he ate a few along the way... At least they wouldn't be made
to dance and sing all day long.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END
[00:56:21] [Within[SnG]] read about the young pickle-wan who became a king
Once upon a time... In a land far away... There was a little boy named Jack.
Everyone called him W for some reason though... But no one knows why. One day,
he went to town to sell his cow because his family had no money. For some
reason, they were vegetarians and wouldn't kill and eat the cow either.
When he returned, he had a pickle stalk... Unheard of in most lands, yes. But
all the same, once it grew up, it would be filled with juicy, flavorful and
wonderful pickles. Or so the seller said.
The pickle stalk grew and grew. One day, Little W thought it would be fun to
climb the pickle stalk. He didn't know what he would find, but he thought that
just perhaps... He might find the biggest and best pickle of all at the very
top! So he climbed and climbed and climbed! As Little W climbed, the angels
of the heavens pee'd coors light down from the clouds. It was the most devine
golden shower ever!
Once little W reached the top, he found Pickleland! What a joyous place! Pickles
of all shapes and sizes! Some even danced... What the? That's not normal.
Dancing pickles?
He played with the little pickles (oh my) and even ate a few on his way... They
might have screamed as they went down. No one really knows. Once he got into
the middle of Pickleland, little W found the biggest pickle of all! It was not
an ordinary pickle either! It had teeth! And it was more like a giant out to eat
any tresspassers in its kingdom!
W had eaten its babies!
"i <3 the baby pickles", W exclaimed.
So this pickle tried to entice W into staying so he could kill him. W tried to
eat him instead though.
"Your babies.. they are so tender! those lil' garlic n' dills... YUM!", said W.
W was trying to eat the Pickle King, and the Pickle King was trying to eat W. An
interesting battle until they both fell down the pickle stalk, killing the
tyrant who was formerly the Pickle King. W landed on top of him, causing pickle
juices to squirt out everywhere! "Hey Mom! I found the biggest pickle of all!
And he has teeth!" W exclaimed. Suddenly, all the little pickles came flooding
to the ground in a heap, no longer held under bondage by the Pickle King and
declared W... Or Little Jack... To be their new king who would love them
forever... Even if he ate a few along the way... At least they wouldn't be made
to dance and sing all day long.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END
