Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

meh. childbirth is supposedly the most painful experience that a woman can experience... why bother beating them, when you can just knock them the heck up?

Hmm.

Love is paying for your wife and all six of her adulterous lovers even when you can't claim all of them as dependents on your income tax return.

Said yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee
If you've got a warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

Johnny Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

good thing that i don't rely on original thoughts to make a living.