All of our best friend, good old iris.

The question should be where do I get a well made rueban?

Best one I ever had was in houston. A peculiar sammich, kind of a jewish/irish/new york mash up. I don't love saurkraut but I'll make an exception for a good rueban

I miss Iris, I even named a country after him over christmas. Have I ever mentioned how much I despise touch pads on laptops? FFS I'm about ready to fling this thing into the lake.

Kenny & Ziggys in Houston, OMG the best Jewish Deli in the country, NYC be damned.

Hey..

Easy now..

You aren't allowed to force jewish onto people. I can't even call you guy or girl any more. I have to defer to you.

If it is girl may I please send you flowers and may we please go to your cincineria or whatever guatamalan is for your fifteenth birthday?

Oh did rocks move in Alaska and did you get a little bit hard?

Don't lie. You are talking with friends.
At least more fun Chile right?

Sorry..
..than Chile..

I'll move your rocks . . .

Alright I was drunk.

What's your excuse?

It does concern me that nobody has yet to join

Anybody has yet to join..
No one..
Not one has joined
So none have joined.

Tenses dun be fun like..

You are not forsaken brother, for I am with you. When you only saw one set of footprint in the sand - it's because I was wasted and wandered off into the surf to look at the pretty bubbles. I was there though, totally somewhere.

You mock my never having seen an ocean and you're spending like 14 billion years in pergatory because you think that this fluff ain't six thousand years old.

I ask again: did rocks move in Alaska and did you get halfway hard when you heard?

Sadly B, at my age 'halfway hard' is a pretty noteworthy event. I did immediately realize the tsunami warning was mostly BS, it's the weong kind of quake for the big vertical displacement needed to generate a big wave.

Just remember it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean.

What is it with old guys talking about they can't get hard? After traveling across the country, I've discovered that this is actually a thing.

Why wasn't I invited?