Lol, I spent 6 years of my life working the gay bar scene (It's because I'm cute, they actually 1099 gay bar bartenders because you're technically a model. As a subcontractor, you can absolutely get fired for being out of shape. A little too much blow and not hitting the gym and you're out. My interest in Kenpo is the only reason I could hack it. Cardio>everything). I got enough drag queen stories to last a lifetime.

What's really funny to me about the drag stuff is that I don't think they've ever seen go-go boys. No one tell them those exist. Then they will really freak out lol.