The only combat missions I ever seem to have is with drunk crazies.

He’s mostly right tho, other than the pouting part. I’m not ever sad when I get to kill LaF and smack talk rivals. I do write paperback novels about how LaF sucks and are dumb tho. Then LaF people respond and say I suck and am dumb, and we pretty much have coexisted that way for 25 years. The reason I came back tho is because someone asked me to and I said “sure sounds like fun,” because I had time for a few weeks during the summer.