I want to liven up these forums, and since there's no real point in doing a top 10 alliance ranking these days I decided to just drop a list of the 10 fattest countries in the server. I've done this a bit in the Omega discord over the last couple resets to help us compare ourselves to the rest of the server (with the exception of Sir Balin, who is head and shoulders above everyone else).

Updated when I feel like it.

APRIL 19, 2026:
1) Sir Balin (PDM) - 252.5k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 208.3k
3) NOT TAZ (OM*) - 155.4k
4) Lightbringer (PDM) - 149.5k
5) Tulosba (Omega) - 143.3k
6) Theosqua (Omega) - 141.9k
7) Rolangunslinger (PDM) - 141.4k
8) #17** (M4D) - 135.5k
9) Skylo (Omega) - 133k
10) Goten (Omega) - 126.6k

* Old Monsters, since they ain't been new in decades
** I don't know who's playing this country so I can't give them a proper shoutout by name!

All errors are my own and feel free to yell at me for them. For example, the Monsters country not being Taz.

xoxo,

grelk
il principe of the Omega

Havoc ranked too high

Also, if anyone would like to NOT be doxxed by this list, please let me know and I'll put some super cool alias on your name.

#17 is me. It's absolutely shameful you people let me claw my way on to this list after my major gaffe in planning early set me way behind.

Also, Sir Balin wins too much. Country #17 declares on Sir Balin.

A well placed PS with max military strategy once in a while and watch the rage response.

shhh ALTHOUGH I AM AN OLD MONSTER, I AM DEFINITELY NOT TAZ

Flattered I made the list without making the list, hahaha

Sir Balin has good fundamentals.

Old SuperFly would so be DTF (down to farm) but current SuperFly is not that guy. Just a semi retired netter

4/20 UPDATE!

1) Sir Balin (PDM) - 266k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 221k
3) DEFINITELY NOT TAZ (MonSTARZ) 164k
4) Lightbringer (PDM) - 163.6k
5) Theosqua (Omega) - 157.7k
6) Tulosba (Omega) - 157.6k
7) Rolan (PDM) - 148.2k
8) Vic (M4D) - 140.6k
9) Skylo (Omega) - 137.9k
10) Beefhawk (Omega) -135.8k
...
24) grelk (Omega) - 99.7k
...
26) Mort (Omega) - 94.1k

Proof that Mort is the stinky one!

1) Sir Balin (PDM) - 266k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 221k
3) DEFINITELY NOT TAZ (MonSTARZ) 164k
4) Lightbringer (PDM) - 163.6k
5) Theosqua (Omega) - 157.7k
6) Tulosba (Omega) - 157.6k
7) Rolan (PDM) - 148.2k
8) Vic (M4D) - 140.6k
9) Skylo (Omega) - 137.9k
10) Beefhawk (Omega) -135.8k
...
24) grelk (Omega) - 99.7k
...
26) Mort (Omega) - 94.1k
...
??) Taz - 73.2k

I have 405 acres if you'd like to include me in the rankings.

I don't think I can search down that low with the in-game search!

4/22 TOP 10 - SPECIAL ANTI-OMEGAN EDITION

1) Sir Balin (Paradigm) - 286.1k
2) Lightbringer (Paradigm) - 195.3k
3) cyref (Monsters) - 178.5k
4) Rolangunslinger (Paradigm) 159.8k
5) Vic Rattlehead+ (Marked 4 Death) -157.5k
6) wANNabe (#67)* (Monsters) 143.4k
7) Alifie (Paradigm) - 135.4k
8) Yodal33t (Stones) - 126.3k
9) Sterlitamak (HERO) -123.7k
10) Benito The Bad Bunny (#27)** (BAD 4 U) - 123.5k
...
17) Taz (Paradigm) -73.3k

* I do not know your name, but if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, cuz friendship is forever, friendship never eeeeends.
** I do not know which player u r but I know u r bad for me.
+ We apologize for the earlier misspelling of Mr. Rattlehead's nom-de-terre.

Not that it actually matters, but my name is 2 words not 3.

Vic Rattlehead.

It's the name of this guy:

https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Vic_Rattlehead

Scroll to the bottom for good art.

I do enjoy spreading the gospel of Megadeth though.

Accuracy is important! I have sacked my copyeditors and issued a correction!

I'm 82nd. Ingame search filters out countries outside of your humanitarians range.

🫏

4/23 Update!

1) Sir Balin (PDM) - 295.7k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 248.2k
3) Lightbringer (PDM) - 203.7k
4) cyref (NM) 191.3k
5) tulosba (Omega) - 184.4k
6) Theosqua (Omega) - 180.8k
7) Goten (Omega) - 174.5k
8) Rolangunslinger (PDM) - 165.6k
9) Skylo (Omega) - 164.5k
10) Beefhawk (Omega) - 162.5k

Vic has dropped off the pace and out of the top 10, Goten has roared onto the table and into 7th, while Lightbringer is the 3rd country over 200k, and Tully and Theo keep trading 5th and 6th.

Oil was too expensive. I have many turns in hand.

4/25 Update!

1) Sir Balin (Paradigm) - 323.9k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 274.3k
3) Cyref (Monsters) - 213.8k
4) Theosqua (Omega) - 209.3k
5) LightBringer (Paradigm) - 204k
6) tulosba (Omega) - 197.8k
7) Goten (Omega) - 190.5k
8) Beefhawk (Omega) - 188.2k
9) Skylo (Omega) - 184.9k
10) Zygotic (Omega) - 173.7k

Zygotic cracks the top 10!

The bushels are too damn high.

Are you just leaving me off for funsies now?

4/27 Update!

1) Sir Balin (Pair o' dimes) - 352.2k
2) Havoc (Omega) - 299k
3) Lightbringer (Pair o' dimes) - 237.6k
4) cyref (Monsters) - 228.1k
5) tulosba (Omega) - 222.4k
6) Theosqua (Omega) - 220.5k
7) Goten (Omega) - 216.6k
8) Beefhawk (Omega) - 206.4k
9) Vic Rattlehead (M4D) - 204.9k
10) Zygotic (Omega) - 201.1k

The top 10 is all over 200k. Continue your march to making many millions of bushels/huge vast piles of cash each turn.

Sorry if I missed you the other day, Vic! It might have been that someone was ahead for at the moment I was doing the post or it could be that I just plum screwed up.

BONUS: TOP 5 CLANS BY AVERAGE ACRES
1) Omega - 165.9k
2) Hero - 128.2k
3) Old Monsters - 92.5k
4) Paradlgm - 90.6k (if we're not counting the inactive/late start player it's 96k)
5) Bad 4 U - 82.5k

Can you supply the PS Break for the Top 10? Asking for a friend.

Theosqua can't be more than a few mil, but you want to send big for those ghost acres!

A personal vendetta with the aim of embarrassing me personally, huh? I see how it is.

4/28 UPDATE

1) Sir "Ballin'" (Paradlgm) - 359.2k acres
2) Havoc - (Omega) - 317.9k acres
3) LightBringer (EVOdigm) - 252.9k acres
4) tulosba (Omega) - 245.7k acres
5) cyref (MONSTERS) - 236k acres
6) Theosqua (Omega) - 225k acres
7) Beefhawk (Omega) - 223.4k acres
8) Goten (Omega) - 217.7k acres
9) Zygotic (Omega) - 210.7k acres
10) SkyLo (Omega) - 200.3k acres

SUSPENDED DUE TO THE REFEREE'S PERSONAL VENDETTA:
Vic Rattlehead (M4D) - 213.8k acres