"And so it shall come to pass,
That in the days of light to come,
There shall be beings of spirituality,
Whose morality is cloying and sick.

And unto the world shalt come,
An alliance of sinners,
Whose goal is to Advocate the other,
And regain the ground of yore."
-The Book of fluff, fluffVERBS 1:3

We are the Devil's Advocates. We are unconventional, successful, and basically better than you. We are arrogant, for we have much to be arrogant about. We spam. We netgain. We argue sophisticated court cases in our spare time. We also appreciate crude humour. Become one with the power of the Devil's Advocates; you need us far more than we need you, however.

If you manage to succeed in gaining entrance to our illustrious promised land of corruption and sophistry, you will then be mercilessly turned into an insane, psychotic, somewhat mentally unstable ADVOCIAN, and all the world shall tremble.

It's up to you.

Do you have what it takes?

-We own your soul. Believe it.