My spies have intercepted the following exchange between the warring countries.

Maybe I Wont Vacation: Du
NeuHessen: what?
Maybe I Wont Vacation: Du hast
NeuHessen: whatever
Maybe I Wont Vacation: Du hast mich
NeuHessen: uh huh
Maybe I Wont Vacation: du hast mich gefragt

***Maybe I Wont Vacation sends out new shiny tanks

NeuHessen: You F*&^H^R. I'll get you tomorrow
Maybe I Wont Vacation: du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt
NeuHessen: Tomorrow, I will make you surrender.
Maybe I Wont Vacation: Nein!!!