I HAVE BEEN REMISS, WHILE I WANDERED THE VAST LANDSCAPE OF THE INTERNET, AND HAVE ALLOWED THESE ATTACKS AGAINST MY DEAR BROTHER SAM TO GO UNPUNISHED. **NO LONGER!!!*** THE FURY OF [DANGER] IS UNLEASHED!!!!!

WERE YOU NOT WARNED??

DID YOU NOT TAKE HEED???

[DANGER] IS DANGEROUS! IT IS HIDDEN IN OUR NAME. PERHAPS THE ENCODING WAS TOO SUBTLE FOR YOUR INFERIOR INTELLECT. NONETHELESS THE TIME FOR EXPOSITIONS OF CLEVER STEGANOGRAPHY HAS PASSED. THE TIME FOR ACTION HAS COME. THE SMELL OF JET FUEL IS RICH IN THE AIR; SO STRONG IN FACT IT ALMOST OVERPOWERS THE SMELL OF THE LAVA SAUCE. WITH NACHOS IN LEFT HAND AND KEYBOARD OPERATED BY RIGHT HAND, I UNLEASH THE FULL FURY OF MY FLEET!

BLAAARRRUUUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!