OK, so I acted on your sage advice, since you explicitly said your country name contained your name and I should search it. I searched "fat" and came up with

RachelMcAdamsDoesntDateFatties (#4) (pretty sure this isn't you, considering the fact that this is me)

and

ImHighOnChickenFat (#42) (also not you, because I know who this is)

So either you're mentally retarded, or you're lying because you're scared to tell me the truth. Has to be one of the two. Which is it?