So the failed killruns this morning was like rocky 3 and I already won? What a drag. I thought you wanted me to come out of protection for some reason.

It's like the same scenario I just laid out, except the dead chick gets resurrected pet semetary style to walk the earth as a consistent duppy out to ruin you, but she's just there to tell you she also didn't really want to go on the date. And that dastardly friend of yours? He says, "I donno whatever happened to susie. But it's fine. You guys would have made a terrible couple."