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BROmanceNZ

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Sep 16th 2020, 1:21:24

Originally posted by Requiem:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

This drama is six years old?

Lol.

Earfers are sensitive people...

I'm offended

Try being aroused. It feels a lot better.

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Sep 16th 2020, 1:20:06

Good 4 u, mob!

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Sep 15th 2020, 22:11:13

Armpit

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Sep 15th 2020, 22:06:58

This drama is six years old?

Lol.

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Sep 11th 2020, 4:14:34

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spchless.gif

I don't know if this is a compliment about my feet or an insult to my penis.

I don't like this power you wield.

Being that it comes from galleri, it's both, she's complimenting your feet all while taking a jab at your manhood 🤷

A girl sending mixed messages? Story of my fluffing life.

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Sep 11th 2020, 3:37:48

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by Brigg:

Because they believe penises are delicious.

I tell people that my penis is delicious all of the time.

Has a smoky taste to it that has overtones of fresh regret that hit the back of the throat.

I have seen your big feet, so I believe this. :P

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spchless.gif

I don't know if this is a compliment about my feet or an insult to my penis.

I don't like this power you wield.

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Sep 10th 2020, 14:22:46

Originally posted by Brigg:

Because they believe penises are delicious.

I tell people that my penis is delicious all of the time.

Has a smoky taste to it that has overtones of fresh regret that hit the back of the throat.

Thread summary before the lock:

Page 1: Superfly says y'all got AB'd because this server isn't fair
Page 2-6: "I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?" "A suicider enabler"
Page 7: "Biden and Trump.. noshing in a tree.. BEE-EL-OH-DUBBLEYEW-JAY-OH-BEE"

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Sep 9th 2020, 2:55:50

I make no apologies for being a fluff.

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Sep 9th 2020, 2:38:37

Originally posted by galleri:

I have blackmail of yours... don't encourage him.

I suddenly feel very dirty and an overwhelming urge to shut my mouth.

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Sep 8th 2020, 7:27:14

*crickets*

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Sep 8th 2020, 7:26:40

Do it, scode. They have forgotten the old ways.

Make them remember.

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Sep 7th 2020, 11:39:17

Originally posted by archaic:

Originally posted by Requiem:

In what world are the two best choices out of 300 million people between Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

The world where you have to suck Pharmaceutical and Energy CEOs fluffs for 30+ years to prove you will be a worthy lacky if they choose to put you in "power". We have narrowed the competition down to the two best geriatric corporate fluff suckers.

https://qz.com/...o-keep-taxes-complicated/

https://www.motherjones.com/...s-medicare-part-d-prices/

https://www.nytimes.com/...o-export-import-bank.html

https://www.heraldnet.com/...aved-boeing-230m-in-2018/

Low key, the mental picture of Trump and Biden noshing on some dong isn’t turning me off as much as I thought it would.

Hmm.

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Sep 7th 2020, 1:41:59

Originally posted by Chevs:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Hiatus Kaiyote - Molasses

Yes!

Haha Q-Tip signed my Tawk Tamahawk record at their first time in Detroit, introduced me to them and everything. They got overlapped with a Raymond Scott sample and my very best friend is the curator of that archive so I got to hug it out with everyone haha. Drake been stealing those samples recently. Hopefully some new records will come when the pandemic yields to inspiration for everybody because no one wants to interrupt the dry spell of no one wanting to write a song about staying inside and wearing masks haha.

i dont know who is more self centered and talks about themself constantly....assuming we care... derrick or gerd

tough call

Who flew in Captain Killjoy on his fluffstream private jet?

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Sep 7th 2020, 1:40:36

Originally posted by Nate:

+1s for Babymetal and that Rob Cantor track.

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Sep 4th 2020, 2:57:48

Does it really matter?

Both of your options are no more than bags of botchy skin holding in cold porridge that'll just do whatever businesses have paid them to do anyway.

If you vote for anything, vote for better options next time around. Sheesh.

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Sep 3rd 2020, 3:45:06

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Hiatus Kaiyote - Molasses

Yes!

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Sep 3rd 2020, 0:23:25

“Notice me, Senpai!”

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Aug 28th 2020, 23:03:09

Originally posted by Requiem:

Are you people dumb?

Without a doubt.

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Aug 28th 2020, 4:04:48

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by Red X:

Everyone else solid effort but you failed.

You sound like my ex. After sex.

LOL dang, she's brutal!

Yeah, I always felt weird about her praising everyone else in the room and not me.

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Aug 28th 2020, 3:40:05

Originally posted by Red X:

Everyone else solid effort but you failed.

You sound like my ex. After sex.

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Aug 28th 2020, 3:37:32

Don't they just call themselves Patriots?

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Aug 27th 2020, 22:32:21

Originally posted by galleri:

Congrats. I just spoke to Bug.
He has decided this will be like Harry Potter with a sorting hat.
Tada! You are on a team!

fluff yeah. All hail Slytherin.

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Aug 27th 2020, 22:20:01

Any drummers and Converge fans?

https://youtu.be/5T4iTvQ8ZUg

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Aug 27th 2020, 22:13:08

But are you ChuckNorrisBeard though?

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Aug 27th 2020, 22:10:28

Originally posted by Red X:

Originally posted by Hellrush:

If you want the 5 player team to work right you need to randomly tag people.

I actually had the same idea, but there was push back from somewhere. They made valid points ats to why not to do it. I was saying do something like utopia with random tags and you could play with them again next set. Are you suggesting random tags every set?

Fiesta Server please ❤️

https://m.earthempires.com/...server-48393?t=1579832328

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Aug 27th 2020, 11:51:52

My thumb hurts from scrolling

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Aug 26th 2020, 15:04:49

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc

Haha that’s actually amazing

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Aug 26th 2020, 11:54:43

This bro knows how to keep his sheepies happy.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/...bLEvPG_1WpRcIvw70rqjz3O7A

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Aug 26th 2020, 8:38:12

Originally posted by iScode:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Originally posted by Bug:

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

Be careful. They’ll taste of salt, sadness and regret.

There was no regret on my end, maybe the sheeps, but it was all bloody worth it!!!

Hahaha!

Ah well, if only they could talk.

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Aug 26th 2020, 3:50:30

Originally posted by Bug:

... that explains why i keep saying "meat imported from NZ" in the butchers window..

Be careful. They’ll taste of salt, sadness and regret.

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Aug 26th 2020, 2:00:29

Originally posted by Requiem:

Guys lets all be friends! Except for scode, you sheep fluffer! IM KIDDING even scode.

The government of New Zealand has actually barred scode from taking sheep as a sexual partner since.. the incident..

Needless to say there are a bunch of sheep in counselling, even more locked up in psychiatric wards, and the rest were shaved down, cut up and sent as meat exports.

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Aug 24th 2020, 21:25:26

Originally posted by Real_Man:

Originally posted by BROmanceNZ:

Wouldn’t real men have worn their colours, even if they were outnumbered?

Hiding untagged feels like the Al Qaeda way of waging war.

Are you insinuating that the Jews were not real men if they didn't wear the star of David so the Nazis could identify them easily? or that hiding from the Nazi's made them lesser men?

I wholeheartedly disagree with your logic train

So by that logic, Al Qaeda et al are real men?

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Aug 24th 2020, 14:33:51

Wouldn’t real men have worn their colours, even if they were outnumbered?

Hiding untagged feels like the Al Qaeda way of waging war.

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Aug 19th 2020, 22:06:17

Originally posted by Bug:

Mayer Hawthorne "The Walk" <-- wtf is with the vid clip? they both need to learn how to shoot.

As for your style there BromanceNZ, the 60's were good years for you wern't they? that or its an inherited flavour.

Haha, probably taught how to shoot by the guy who trained the extras and leads in the Beverly Hills Cop movies - those 80s actions flicks had ridiculous gun handling.

Was born late 80s, most of it is inherited stuff from my dad’s vinyl collection and the musicians in my family.

If it grooves, it grooves. Genre doesn’t matter.

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Aug 19th 2020, 5:16:26

I like newer takes on old styles a lot. Some of them aren't so new and there are a few cheeky Kiwi artists in here:

Church of the Cosmic Skull "Cold Sweat": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yiq4ocwQJs
Mayer Hawthorne "The Walk": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfcYli6vV4
Leon Bridges "Coming Home": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrKkqE9p1o
Unknown Mortal Orchestra "Ur Life One Night": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giwX3fbUbdQ
Tame Impala "Feels Like We Only Go Backwards": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes
Theo Katzman "My Heart Is Dead": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkalja2C7Fk
Kora "Secret Lovers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scdOUe9FT7M
Marlon Williams "Hello Miss Lonesome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow8qMY8JkR0
JD McPherson "Northside Gal": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HliAPwODMpc
Liane La Havas "What You Don't Do": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNLkD8QEnAM
Greta Van Fleet "Highway Tune": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co

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Aug 18th 2020, 7:08:37

I get so excited whenever Spring arrives that I end up wetting my plants.

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Aug 15th 2020, 14:03:32

Originally posted by iScode:

No L, P, Z, C, Q

5 letters until you are hanged!

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Aug 15th 2020, 2:46:59

T please.

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Aug 14th 2020, 5:34:35

Wtf, who doesn’t start hangman by going with the vowels?!

Scode: I’ll take an O for Orsome, please.

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Aug 12th 2020, 23:51:45

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Seasons change. Working on workers family party campaigns locally now. That's a April-June thing unless something like a Gestapo crops up. Im only putting together and attending fluff a few times a month now in terms of protests.

Just trying to get some radical progressive socialists elected to make y'all call me a communist. Wish me luck!

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Aug 12th 2020, 6:16:54

Chevs or no chevs, it looks like these real men are telling porkies to excuse their actions.

They were doing so well at being gentlemen too.

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Aug 12th 2020, 1:05:16

Originally posted by Gerdler:

There are like 30 other vaccines that have been tested more rigorously than this one and has not yet been approved for mass use. This russian vaccine has been tested on 76 people in a study that has not been published, and while its probable it works in some people, we dont know how well or with what side effects.
If you have to approve a vaccine that a billion people should take the rare side effects that happen to 1/1000 people will have to be explored by studies of thousands of people, not 76 people. thats why the leading Chinese, American and European vaccine candidates are being tested in trials of 20000-50000 people in so called phase 3 trials. This vaccine didnt go through a phase 3 trial.

I love your russia first attitude but curb it for now. Because China went out and said they would start mass vaccination on their armed forces already in June, and since then we've heard nothing about that, so it obviously didn't go as planned.

I can’t wait for some country to rush a vaccine for political and profit reasons and then it goes tits up leaving a bunch of people with nasty side effects.

The anti-vaxx crowd will wet their pants and slip over each other’s gushing to be the first to be like “I fluffing told you so!”

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Aug 11th 2020, 0:38:57

Well done, you bunch of HEROes.

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Aug 11th 2020, 0:38:16

Is a “clam invite” the female equivalent of a “fluff pic”?

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Aug 10th 2020, 21:29:25

Post Script killed me a few sets ago and were generally pretty reasonable guys about it.

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Aug 10th 2020, 16:08:49

Originally posted by BigP:

Nice work SOL and xLaFx

Yeah, GG guys. Huge effort and a well deserved victory.

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Aug 9th 2020, 22:59:11

MSN Messenger games anyone?

I miss Solitaire Showdown (Nerts).

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Aug 9th 2020, 22:27:11

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Confirmed, the kiwi is a recycled fruit :P

Yeah we hijacked the fluff out of the Chinese Gooseberry and rebranded it the Kiwifruit while China was killing itself during the Cultural Revolution.

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Aug 9th 2020, 22:15:55

Originally posted by Soviet:

Originally posted by Real_Man:

From: Marshal
Jul 17, 2020
To: Real_Man
We can't offer you anything as we aren't pacted. but I can send you Galleri's name and home address

Hey Marshal I have great news! If you really have galleri's address please drop by because Remington just developed a cure for Covid and is looking for willing participants for their study! This new advanced treatment actually uses an old delivery method in the form of their model 870 syringe to save cost!

So please stop by, stay safe, and above all healthy!

Lol, this is outstanding.