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CHUCK_DANGER

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Apr 29th 2014, 4:21:14

AS STATED BY FARRELL HIMSELF,

ITS NOT THAT HE WAS USING IT, ITS THAT HE WAS RUBBING IT IN THEIR FACES BY BRAZENLY DISPLAYING IT EVERYWHERE.

BASEBALL IS AN OLD FASHIONED GAME WHERE THE UNWRITTEN RULES ARE OFTEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WRITTEN RULES.

CHUCK_DANGER

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Apr 23rd 2014, 3:01:32

I WAS DEBATING IT.

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Apr 15th 2014, 5:48:45

1IF YOU COULD HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOU COULD COUNT ME IN.

Edited By: CHUCK_DANGER on Apr 15th 2014, 5:55:34
See Original Post

CHUCK_DANGER

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Apr 10th 2014, 12:29:50

I WILL SAY THIS:

THE FACEBOOK NEKSNOMS WERE PRETTY STUPID AS THEY WERE SIMPLY AN ATTEMPT TO OUTDO EACH OTHER IN STUPIDITY. THE IDEA TO ENGAGE FELLOW EARTHERS IN A SIMPLE BEER CHUG IS A NICE CHANGE FROM THE USUAL "YOU SUCK, NO YOU SUCK" RHETORIC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA

CHUCK_DANGER

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Apr 9th 2014, 22:43:47

I WOULD HAVE TO DRINK AFTER THAT!

I NOTICE A SEVERE SAM ADAMS DROUGHT!!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 31st 2014, 16:59:47

I EXPLODE YOUR BRACKETS.
I STAND BY MY PICK. GO UK.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
PROUD WILDCAT
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 27th 2014, 4:13:39

I WOULD EXPLODE A 1996 TORI SPELLING.

CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 22nd 2014, 18:42:56

Originally posted by ninong:

Originally posted by CHUCK_DANGER:

GO WILDCATS!

all 100 of them? :D

Originally posted by CHUCK_DANGER:

GO WILDCATS!

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
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MINISTER OF KENTUCKY
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THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 21st 2014, 5:56:21

GO WILDCATS!

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF KENTUCKY
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 21st 2014, 5:54:21

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY SOLID PLAN TO US. WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK? IS IT TIME FOR US TO WRITE ANOTHER LETTER TO OBAMA?

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN -DANGER-!

SAM,

THE LAST LETTER YOU WROTE HAD ME NAMED ON 17 DIFFERENT GOVERNMENT WATCH LISTS.

THIS WAS OF COURSE AN UPGRADE FROM THE 26 WATCH LISTS I WAS ON BEFORE THE LETTER WAS WRITTEN.

THE POWER OF INK
THE POWER OF EXPLOSIONS
THE POWER OF INK EXPLOSIONS...

BETTER GET A SAM ADAMS THEMED POCKET PROTECTOR!

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 17th 2014, 16:32:31

OH WHACKING DAY, OH WHACKING DAY
OUR HALLOWED SNAKES GO CRACKING DAY
WE'LL BREAK THEIR BACK, GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES
THEIR EVIL HEART, WE'LL PULVERIZE
OH WHACKING DAY, OH WHACKING DAY
MAY GOD BESTOW HIS GRACE ON THEE

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 15th 2014, 2:15:43

SPEAKING OF BRAVEHEARTS, WHILE THERE WAS LOTS OF FIRE THERE WAS NOT MANY EXPLOSIONS! MUCH LIKE THIS RESET. I HAVE STOCK. I DO NOT LIKE STOCK. PLEASE POSTURE SOON.

CHINESE FIRE FRILL! NO! I SERIOUS THIS TIME!
CHUCK_DANGER
NO HA'S

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 11th 2014, 20:46:50

BONUS

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 6th 2014, 16:04:38

BONUS.

CHUCK_DANGER

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Mar 4th 2014, 21:06:32

EXPLOSIONS ARE MY THEME MUSIC!

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Feb 25th 2014, 10:13:39

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXMA3nSeg80

CHUCK_DANGER

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Feb 25th 2014, 5:40:19

HE GOT A PROMOTION!
HA!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Feb 21st 2014, 19:40:29

PROBABLY SHOULD NOT!

CHUCK_DANGER

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Feb 19th 2014, 3:27:17

I AS WELL....

CHUCK_DANGER

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Jan 7th 2014, 23:37:10

SEVEN DEADLY SINS
SEVEN WAYS TO WIN
SEVEN HOLY PATHS TO HELL...
AND YOUR TRIP BEGINS

SEVEN DOWNWARD SLOPES
SEVEN BLOODIED HOPES
SEVEN ARE YOUR BURNING FIRES
SEVEN YOUR DESIRES.....

CHUCK_DANGER

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Jan 6th 2014, 23:39:52

YOU POKED THE BEAR.
YOU POKED THE BEAR AND YOU GOT BEAR RAPED.
YOU POKED THE BEAR, YOU GOT BEAR RAPED, BUT YOU WANTED TO SNUGGLE AFTER.

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT SNUGGLE. WE FIRMLY GASP OUR PREY IN A CONTROLLING RESISTANCE HOLD UNTIL OUR EMOTIONAL NEEDS ARE EXPLODED.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
BEAR RAPEE

CHUCK_DANGER

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Jan 6th 2014, 23:36:19

SYNERGY!

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Jan 6th 2014, 23:32:21

Originally posted by JOE DANGER:

SPEAKING OF HYPOCRISY: DID YOU KNOW IT IS ONE OF THE RARE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT HAS A SHORT Y? CAN YOU NAME 5 MORE?

I HAD 5 AND WAS WAY OFF :S

Edited By: CHUCK_DANGER on Jan 6th 2014, 23:34:54

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Jan 6th 2014, 15:33:40

WE'VE DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE ALLIANCE.
WE AREN'T SIMPLY 'SCREWING PEOPLE WHO ARE INNOCENT'.
WE MAY NOT HAVE THE NUMBERS TO GET YOU ALL AT ONCE,
BUT PLEASE WAIT PATIENTLY, WE WILL BE WITH YOUR SHORTLY.

BEFORE YOU SPOUT HYPOCRISY, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND WE HAVE WARRED SOME OF THE TOP TIER ALLIANCES IN THIS GAME FOR THE SAME REASON. WE HAVE REACHED TERMS WITH THESE ALLIANCES AFTER THEY HAD SURRENDERED TO US. ONCE YOU SURRENDER WE WILL REACH A FRIENDLY DIALOGUE FOR FUTURE SETS AS WELL. IT GOES SOMETHING AS FOLLOWS:

YOU: HELLO DANGER!
DANGER: YOU MAY ADDRESS US AS 'THE MIGHTY CLAN'
YOU: OH....OK HOW ARE YOU THIS LOVELY SET?
DANGER:* EXPLODES YOU*

HA!

CHUCK_DANGER
FORTUNE 'TELLA' EXTRAODIONAIRE

CHUCK_DANGER

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Jan 6th 2014, 15:20:18

WELL SAID CANDYMAN

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
4TH IN LINE TO THE MEXICAN THRONE

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Jan 6th 2014, 15:15:04

CHUCK_DANGER FOR ONE WELCOME HARASSMENT FOR SETS TO COME. LAST RESET WAS CONFLICT FREE AND DID NOT BODE WELL IN THE CELLARS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WE HAVE TRIED MANY PATHS IN RECENT SETS BUT CHUCK_DANGER FEELS THAT THE BEST WAY TO GREET HOSTILITIES IS HEAD ON. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR SILLY GAMES.

ALLIANCES HAVE BEEN WARNED TIME AND TIME AGAIN. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] WILL MAINTAIN VIOLENT PACIFISM EXCEPT IN TIMES WHICH REQUIRE RETALIATORY CONFLICT. IN WHICH CASE WE WILL CHOOSE THE TIME, METHOD, LEVEL, AND REPETITION OF RETALIATION. NO ONE CAN REFUTE KNOWLEDGE OF OUR POLICIES!

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
7TH IN LINE TO THE KAZAKHSTANIAN THRONE

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Dec 8th 2013, 13:57:36

SAM:

THE LACK OF RESPONSES IS PROOF THAT EVERYONE ACKNOWLEDGES OUR RETALIATORY RESPONSE POLICY.
I AM NOT SURE THAT I LIKE THIS LEVEL OF AWARENESS.
I PREFER TO EXPLODE OFFENDERS WHETHER ACCIDENTAL OR PURPOSEFUL.
I DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER EXPLOSIONLESS SET.

CHUCK DANGER
MINISTER OF 33 POSTS
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

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Dec 3rd 2013, 3:32:04

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE FALLEN.

.

THANK YOU.

CHUCK_DANGER
SUB-PRIME MINISTER OF FINANCE AND LAP DOGGERY
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

CHUCK_DANGER

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Dec 3rd 2013, 3:01:54

ON BEHALF OF THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER] I WOULD LIKE TO STATE GOOD RIDDANCE! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE PHARAOH.

AMANHOTEP III.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
OFFICIAL EGYPTIAN HISTORIAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

CHUCK_DANGER

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Nov 12th 2013, 20:21:27

CHUCK_WHO?

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

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Oct 23rd 2013, 22:21:27

AS MARSHALL STATED, IT WAS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE DOUGH. THE HUMAN RACE HAS SUFFERED TOO MUCH THIS PAST WEEK.

CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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Oct 23rd 2013, 22:03:39

MARSHAL:

I HAVE ESCAPED THE KITCHEN AFTER A DOUGH EXPLOSION. IT CLAIMED THE LIVES OF 3 ELDERLY FOLK SITTING ON A BENCH OUTSIDE THE BUILDING. THEY WERE FEEDING BREAD CRUMBS TO DUCKS. THE DUCKS SURVIVED. THE BREAD CRUMBS PERISHED. THERE WILL BE A MIDNIGHT VIGIL FOR THE CRUMBS. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN CANDLES. ELTON JOHN WILL PLAY SOFTLY IN THE BACKGROUND AS SAM_DANGER READS FROM ONE OF THE GREAT LITERARY MINDS OF THE 20TH CENTURY. TUCKER MAX.

AT THIS TIME I REQUEST A MOMENT OF SILENCE FROM THE MEMBERS OF ALLIANCE TALK. EXCEPT GALLERI. I REQUEST A LIFETIME OF SILENCE FROM GALLERI AFTER THE INSULTING INSINUATION THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WOULD USE THE CAP LOCK KEY. THAT IS BENEATH US. THERE IS NO SHIFT KEY NOR CAP LOCK KEY ENHANCED ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE WORDS OF POWER.

HA?
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF SORROW

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Oct 19th 2013, 1:29:59

BILL_DANGER! I HAVE ADDED YOU TO MY FRIENDS LIST! MY FRIENDS LIST NOW CONTAINS 1 FRIEND!

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
FRIEND COLLECTOR

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Oct 18th 2013, 9:31:48

WHILE THIS RETAL POLICY IS FAIRLY STANDARD IT, LIKE ALL OTHERS, DOES NOT HOLD VALID TO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOUR POLICY MAKES NO MENTION OF VIOLENT PACIFISM, NON-EXPLOSION PACTS (NEP) OR EXPLODING COUNTRIES IN GENERAL.

WE AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! SCORE THIS RETAL POLICY B-. PLEASE EDIT THIS POLICY AND HAVE IT ON MY DESK BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF EDUCATIONAL EXPLODING

PS: BRING BACK RAVES FOR BONUS MARKS

Edited By: CHUCK_DANGER on Oct 18th 2013, 9:33:52
See Original Post

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Sep 26th 2013, 1:53:27

Originally posted by BladeEWG:

Well Chuck
At least ya knew it was coming

KNEW IT WAS COMING? HA! HAD IT NOT COME RAGE WOULD HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO DO! WITH A 5:1 COUNTRY RATIO, THE QUESTION IS HOW IT TOOK SO LONG! I TRULY HOPE RAGE ACCEPTS DEFEAT AND SIGNS A DECLARATION OF PEACE SOON SO THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO RESTART! I WOULD HATE TO CONTINUE PUNISHING THEM INTO SUBMISSION! ACTUALLY THAT IS A LIE. I ENJOY PUNISHING ALL OFFENDERS OF THE RIGHTEOUS RETALIATION POLICIES.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN[DANGER]!

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Sep 24th 2013, 12:29:13

I DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO THE COMMITTEE OF ONE! IT HAS BEEN A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY STANDING FOR THE POLICIES OF VIOLENT PACIFISM.

SHOULD THE RAGERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY SAVING TURNS FINALLY LAY ME TO REST, IT IS A LESSON FOR FOR ALL TO LEARN THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM AT ANY COST.

PLEASE RISE AND REMOVE YOUR HATS FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE IN TRIBUTE TO THE FALLEN BROTHERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

[AND A SHOUT OUT TO AN EARTH LEGEND THAT HAS RECENTLY DECEASED IN MR LEMON CHIFFON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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Sep 23rd 2013, 3:20:47

FOR RIDDLER TO EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A JOKE HE WOULD HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF HUMOR. THE MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] HAVE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF HUMOR. I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO TRAIN RIDDLER AND OTHER MEMBERS OF RAGE THE ART OF HUMOR. THE FIRST STEP IS TO EXPLORE HUMOROUS TOPICS.

THE FOLLOWING TOPICS ARE A FEW OF MANY ACCEPTABLE HUMOROUS TOPICS: LLAMAS, MEN IN YOGA PANTS, SOFTSHEEP (OR HARD SHEEP IN RELATION TO SCODE), MULLETS, SKULLETS, CEASEFIRES, THE BOSTON RED SOX, PANDA BEARS, COMEDY CLUBS, EXPLODING RAGE, FIGURE SKATERS, THE BRITISH ACCENT, AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST....OLD MEN WEARING HIGH SOCKS.

I WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE THIS LESSON BUT I MUST SPEND THE MONEY I HAVE EXPLODED FROM THE BANK ACCOUNTS OF YOUR VARIOUS MEMBERS. PLEASE CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
MINISTER OF JOKE
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

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Sep 19th 2013, 12:48:41

ZIP:

SIMPLY THINKING OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] IS GROUNDS FOR A PERMABAN. TREAD LIGHTLY!

GALLERI:

PLEASE FORGIVE DARRIAN, HE COMES FROM AN OLDER TIME. HE MUST BELIEVE THAT ANY TAG HE DOES NOT RECOGNIZE WOULD BE THAT OF BEGINNERS. HE CAN NOT FATHOM THE IDEA THAT HIS ARCHAIC POLICIES WOULD NOT BE ACCEPTED BY A GROUP WHO HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN TIME ITSELF!

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Sep 19th 2013, 12:44:31

ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN LOWERCASE IS NOT POSSIBLE. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] USES A VOLUNTEER TRANSLATOR FOR SUCH RARE OCCASIONS. POST TRANSLATION THE VOLUNTEER IS UNWILLINGLY SACRAFICED TO THE VOLCANIC GODS OF EXLPLOSIA.

MY SITE PASSWORD IS punishRAGE

HE WAS A GOOD SOUL....A GOOD SOUL TO TAKE THAT IS!

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Sep 17th 2013, 3:52:44

LAPTOP EXPLOSION

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Sep 17th 2013, 3:16:00

I ONLY HANG WITH FELONS KILLERS AND THUGS

CHUCK_DANGER

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Sep 5th 2013, 14:20:45

WHAT SIDE IS SEM ON?

CHUCK_DANGER

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Aug 31st 2013, 23:37:31

THIS THREAD CONTAINS MULTIPLE SUBJECTS OF MY AFFECTION.

SAM_DANGER
BILL_DANGER
JOE DANGER
SAM ADAMS
GRAPES
BEING ON A BOAT
COVER STORIES
EXPLODING

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Jun 19th 2013, 17:15:40

THE MOST DEVIOUS WAR CRIMINAL HAS BEEN EXPLODED! FURTHER RESULTS ARE IRRELEVANT! OPERATION TIE DIE! IS NOW A SUCCESS!

HA!

CHUCK
EXPLODING CIGAR
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!