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Aug 16th 2013, 20:04:36

Originally posted by Xinhuan:

It should be FR, so that FA doesn't stand for 2 different things (Foreign Aid). Thus Pang is correct.

Pang is currently experiencing a narcissitic expisode, so, well, he's basically demonstrating a mental problem that needs to be treated and hence, is in no way shape or form corrected yet.

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Aug 16th 2013, 19:21:54

Originally posted by Requiem:

Dibs u need this

http://www.liquidlapdance.com

like it's more important that it feeels good. i just want an efficient way to clean up the mess. heck, they fine people just for spitting on the sidewalk.

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but I'm not currently dating nor paying for lap dances... what i need Depends for? especially since Medicare will pay for 200 Dirty Catheters TM per month. who wants to change a diaper when they can just pee in the bottle?

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Aug 16th 2013, 17:29:36

hmmm, no :-P. Pang must be serious ly mental.

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Aug 16th 2013, 13:54:38

no. yo momma.

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Aug 16th 2013, 13:53:59

SoF does not accept policing.

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Aug 16th 2013, 13:52:43

i have. for a couple hours at the airport. Hairy Khrisna, Hairy Hairy Khrishna!

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Aug 15th 2013, 10:09:58

Originally posted by anoniem:

Bots have much more original thoughts than I do.

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Aug 14th 2013, 7:26:10

why should the homeless man work when he can just spend the day drinking, smoking and jacking off because people throw money at him?

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Aug 14th 2013, 7:22:28

dunno. it might interfere with my current hobby of trying to get a Royal Flush in xbox Texas Hold'em while i'm drinking so i can avoid being a total ass on the internets.

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Aug 13th 2013, 19:24:20

how y'all smoke dagga if it's all gone?

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Aug 12th 2013, 5:46:19

so, that means you're losing the war? bah humbug.
what is war good for?
vanquishing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and consoling the lamentation of their women.

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Aug 12th 2013, 5:42:56

Mr. Bent Woody.

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Aug 12th 2013, 1:02:46

why is martian using his wife's feminine products to police the internet? can I play with her iPad2?

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Aug 12th 2013, 0:27:07

it's Dibs. they have found your pots, they just don't think they're worth anything. and i'll have to get back to you later because the 8th just showed up and I need to shark some poker.

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Aug 11th 2013, 23:29:23

meh. they use infrared to find the pot growers. they won't be flying around Manhatten looking for child pron. maybe Mad Fat Cow fluffers.

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Aug 11th 2013, 21:21:58

think he's just descended from the French. oh, and since i got my single player bankroll toppoing 1m, i'm probably going to try to do the same with my multiplayer bankroll. while i'm pursuing the final achievement of a Royal Flush. oh, y'all obviously don't get naked often enough.

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Aug 11th 2013, 21:18:23

the neat aspect would be having to pay for your neighbor's property damage because you're a fluffing lunatic that shoots things out of the air simply because they are there.

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Aug 11th 2013, 21:16:05

must play hell on his teleportation skillz when he's talking to himself.

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Aug 11th 2013, 17:24:58

play xbox Arcade Texas Hold'em. wait, no. that's what i'm going to do. try to do. join a game then sit there waiting for 7 other players to join while i get work done and listen to music.

oops, nevermind. i got my multiplayer achievement and now all's i need is a Royal Flush to complete the achievements. Thanks for playing.

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Aug 11th 2013, 19:18:29
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Aug 10th 2013, 9:00:06

long as they don't interfere with what i'm doing then they can watch all they want. least they ain't hooting and hollering, or accidently driving in my lane while ogling me on the unicycle.

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Aug 10th 2013, 0:50:23

you call that porn? I call that a barely adequate post. great, your iPhone can actually access a web page long enough for you to click on the quote button. what else can it do?

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Aug 9th 2013, 22:57:53

according to The status of the Theocracy of Rise (#128), it's fairly certain that lettuceprey is in for some doom and gloom. though, technically, you'd think lettuce would rejoice about the Rising of the Sun. wth, are you morons going on about? yah, shut up about the Let Us Pray reference. learn how to play the dang game and you wouldn't have to Pray.

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Aug 9th 2013, 22:43:16

bummer. now I'll have to research as to why Apple fluff makes for better porn. maybe I can just write it off as to dLpLow just produces low quality porn.

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Aug 9th 2013, 21:23:34

not enough interest in getting it fixed.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:51:13

Originally posted by Vic:

( - _-) <SUCKY, SUCKY, 5 DOLLAR fluffY!)
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Aug 9th 2013, 20:33:22

doesn't stop me from riding the unicycle to Wawa. bit of a pain on a cloud covered night though.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:20:34

hehe. sorry, i'm ripping my CDs to my xbox and there just plain ain't nothing for me to do but wait until it tells me when I should replace the CD and push the buttons.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:14:25

can't you just ogle the stripper? why does she need a poll to swing around on?

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:12:24

don't go play with the sharks iScode, they'll eat you alive.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:09:58

i'm technically guessing that they are actually the best beaches for Great White Shark Attacks, but it's probably a point of view thingie.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:07:52

turtle boobs? hmmm... naw. i'll stick with latex.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:05:36

join Monsters if they've fixed the toaster, err, appliance.

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Aug 9th 2013, 20:00:25

post more, Oh Great Noobish One. you ain't no old timer. maybe a 2nd level fighter from the land before that isn't anymore. what's strats do you enjoy playing?

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Aug 9th 2013, 19:15:14

Originally posted by Atryn:

Juliet wasn't yet 14 and her mom was talking about how she was already a mother before reaching Juliet's age.

Of course, that was then, this is now...

yah, and who knows what tomorrow will bring... gay preteens getting married out of wedlock going by what is happening in this now.

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Aug 9th 2013, 17:43:49

eh? women used to be able to get married at twelve, boys at 14. doubt the human body has evolved all that much since then. though some people are probably a bit totally confused about what sex is for. go fluff a duck.

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Aug 9th 2013, 10:08:14

SHAZAM!

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Aug 9th 2013, 10:07:15

love is the primary cause of war. without love there is nothing worth fighting for.

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Aug 7th 2013, 23:27:30

SoL is looking for Uranus, but they don't know how to properly use microscopes.

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Aug 7th 2013, 23:25:41

y'all need to take advantage of the fact that I'm playing multiplayer xbox Texas Hold'em and step up to kick my ass now.

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Aug 7th 2013, 7:09:16

constuctive what's it what on the what of the what's it? wth did they say?

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Aug 7th 2013, 7:04:13

I Do Not See Gregg, Sam I Am.

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Aug 5th 2013, 0:38:40

don't fly here. there is no escape from Jersey.

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Aug 5th 2013, 0:36:20

i don't want to see an ad. if i had my choice, i'd shoot the mother fluffers for sticking it in my face. it would be a foot shot. would help them to gimp better.

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Aug 4th 2013, 23:31:30

i don't understand why someone would need to threaten locket to intimidate him from joining Evo. don't think he's that stupid. what does Evo even have to offer except 3rd place?

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Aug 4th 2013, 23:06:15

he said SoL likes the missionary position only if they think that they thought of it first. surprised that they would complain, it's the only position that they know.

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Aug 4th 2013, 21:56:18

SoL doesn't need to make a claim that they are the bad guys. everybody already knows they are.

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Aug 4th 2013, 21:54:27

17 posts? barely got your feet wet. thanks for dipping them.

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Aug 4th 2013, 20:31:27

hmmm... tellarion must've forgotten to respond with his moral turpitude. and he wonders why i point out that he is a user of Apple products.

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