Aug 25th 2016, 3:12:35
kat, i'm having trouble training my cats up here in the alaskan division. most of 'em are fine, rigging the markets daily and driving up oil prices as requested, but some just chew on the cables all day, often resulting in electrocution and hefty equipment replacement bills, both of which set back productivity significantly. i fear that if these occasional setbacks cannot be resolved indefinitely, the organization's future plans for implementation into global stock exchange may once again be delayed or perhaps even declined... we can not afford this. we've worked too hard!
ps
had a new face in the inspection team this month. seemed kind of off. i don't trust the guy. seemed pretty jelly of what we've accomplished. we may have a leak. we are prepared to actuate cat-astrophic protocol on your command.