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May 29th 2015, 18:52:33

ISIS sucks dirty doo-doo mixed with smelly pee via already done been chewed straws. Oh, I should probably mention the fact their poo stinks really bad because of it.

Edited By: GodHead Dibs on May 29th 2015, 18:54:57. Reason: ISIS poo stinks real bad.
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May 17th 2015, 0:12:48

um, did mFrost state that a few greedy rich people were abusing the religious fanaticism of a bunch of poor people?

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May 5th 2015, 23:39:22

Um, according to them there college educated astronomers, it takes roughly 250 million year for to earth to complete 1 revolution around the galaxy. You just plain imagining things if you think you done been sitting in the same place and time all of your life.

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May 5th 2015, 23:34:16

Sorry Dad, this will hurt you more than me, but I need the money to pay for my gambling debts. Trip, Bang, Ouch!

Thank God For Greedy Lawyers!

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May 5th 2015, 23:29:25

Oh, btw, I occasionally assume the identity of the Anti-Christ and am just trying to trick y'all.

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May 5th 2015, 23:27:26

Meh. Tell the idiots to learn Tolerance and Forgiveness.

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Apr 29th 2015, 16:51:22

Religious affiliation matters? If there is no One True Jewish God, then all believers of the book have spent generations lying about the Truth of their One True God. Trillions and Trillions of liars, oh my!

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Apr 17th 2015, 23:01:39

Baby born brain dead will probably earn 32x my entire life's gross income because a doctor failed to look at the monitor.
Child burned to death in an excessive high speed accident will earn 150x my entire life's gross income.
Justice in the USA? no, I don't think so. I see a bunch of lawyers debating on how they're going to avoid the guillotine that I hide my pennies behind. United Socialists of America.

I'm a Lawyer and It's OK!
Because Everyone Around Me is Completely Gay!

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Apr 16th 2015, 2:16:57

meh. Caught on tape another criminal gets away with murder and burglary. Unfortunately we can't discriminate them from any of the other poor starving black people because they all look the same....

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Apr 1st 2015, 13:32:24

Have I worked hard enough for that address yet?

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:15:15

did I mention that I really wasn't going to put up with getting banned from anything period?

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:13:41

any chance that the over zealous mods can focus their attention here so that I can access !8ball and gain some answers about why Elton John is too gay?

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:13:08

any chance that the over zealous mods can focus their attention here so that I can access !8ball and gain some answers about why Elton John is too gay?

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:10:20

plus Elton John is gay and feeling the need to boycott everything that disagrees with the mirror image of him needing a woman's egg to produce his lovable child. if he was truly gay, he would understand that his anal sex couldn't produce anything more than a smelly release of anal gas that stinks to all high-heaven and beyond. no woman, no egg, no children gay ass bassturds.

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:05:16

because I am Dibs Ludicrous and these people have a lot to learn about computers and how they interact with each other.

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Mar 21st 2015, 19:34:50

any chance that some over zealous moderator happened to ban the entire xfinity network from IRC?

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Mar 21st 2015, 19:33:02

Interesting...

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Mar 21st 2015, 19:32:15

but i can post now?

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Dec 17th 2014, 16:21:44

hmm, 12/13/2014, which of these numbers do not look like the others?

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Dec 17th 2014, 14:28:31

Originally posted by archaic:

Try flipping them over, I've found that that helps a lot.

don't think it would help much. especially if i use the AF's diagnosis of my color vision. about 30% completed.

Where, Oh Where is my iScode at?
Where, Oh Where can he be?
I'm having problems with my puzzle,
and I need someone to go buy brandy for me.

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Dec 17th 2014, 14:24:05

"Speaking your mind about things in the correct way"

some us join in on the discussions simply because we drank too much beer. anyway, if you're really want to understand humanity's problems, you might want to spend more time reading. same old problems, different millenia.

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Dec 13th 2014, 14:22:12

no iScode? hmmm, maybe he's on his way here to help drink my brandy whilst singing sea shanties and solving a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. i got the edges done. think i might just throw the interior pieces into the middle. all them dang pieces look the same.

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Dec 4th 2014, 21:25:16

well, one thing that is wrong with MADD is that a previous local police chief robbed them out of around $250k, but the main problem is that they are just plain MAD and irrational. if you actually understood anything about alcoholism, then you would understand why they are MAD and irrational with their demands.

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Dec 4th 2014, 21:17:08

meh, no, there are a bunch of bozos out there stomping around like MADD. a bunch of fuggin' idiots spouting out rhetouric(sp?) like they actually contribute something to society besides their asinine opinion. America is bad, but they can take the time out from work to spout off a Propaganda message in front of cameras? yeah, they be hurting bad...

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Dec 4th 2014, 21:09:55

I acknowledge your right to censor me because I might be getting drunk and obnoxious.
but quite frankly, if I thought that you were interfering with my right to free speech, I'd have absolutely no problem with putting a bullet through your head.

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Dec 4th 2014, 21:02:51

don't talk out your ass, Batman, It Smells Like A Fart.

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Dec 4th 2014, 21:01:44

check my email address if you actually think that you have a chance of banning me.
Racism is on the table. it's being propagated through out the land.
Don't bother me with your noobish moderatorship. fluff.
you're blessed that *I* even take the time to talk to you.
I could fire up a database and wipe this site out of existence.

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Dec 4th 2014, 20:51:40

First person to beat me to the Uniform Crime Reporting website, is probably a bit more sober than I am at the moment.
and they might be a bit disappointed by the racial statistics.

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Dec 4th 2014, 20:32:20

btw, um, Comcast seems to just be whistling Dixie again. not sure why they let me abuse their internet access, nor why it has to be broadcasted through my home. but it is a bit quicker than a 1.3 mile walk to the liquor store.

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Dec 4th 2014, 20:30:18

Originally posted by iccyh:

That's three locks by three different mods, for the record. I was quicker on that last one since the previous two had already been locked, though.

And, I'd hope this would be obvious, but citizenship is granted on birth and has nothing to do with tax. Unless you're advocating for a system where there are second-class citizens, tax-paying is besides the point in almost any civic discussion.

huh? 3 locks by 3 different mods? what's you going on about? I'm fairly certain that I've busted that record.

I'm going by the funding option. if you care about it, you'll spend some of your hard earned money on it. otherwise, You Just Plain Whistling Dixie.

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:20:05

we only have 36% of the population who actually make enough money to pay income tax. don't know what justice those idiots are yelling about, but there's a fair chance that they ain't paid in enough to support the infrastructure that they fluffing about.

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:15:03

morons.

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:14:50

i bought a 6oz Bright And Shining stainless steel flask with funnel and midget cups. though it doesn't fill up so good. anyway, Dear Potentially Problematic Protesting Prostrated Poopy-Head Peoples, please give me 15 minutes notice before you bring about the end of the world so that i may be able to perform a proper send off toast whilst enjoying the last of the booze ever produced.

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:07:19

free meals? i redid my pantry and found out that 100 days worth of food and coffee costs around $260 USD. 64 cents per day... why we got to put up with starving ignoramuses?

well, depends on how much coffee i want to drink.

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Dec 4th 2014, 18:02:21

rare earth elements? thought that the Chinese were hogging most of them.

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Dec 4th 2014, 14:28:32

neato. an Alin Quote Of The Minute Thread.

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Dec 4th 2014, 14:22:43

hope there is some civilization beyond earth, otherwise it might not exist at all.

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Dec 4th 2014, 14:20:51

hmm, should i comment about beer or racism? this place can be so confusing at times...

is my E & J brandy made in Canada?

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Dec 4th 2014, 14:14:40

Stay off my grass or i might have to shoot you in the ass.

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Nov 29th 2014, 20:13:17

hmm, maybe it should be changed to plop due to modern plumbing technology.

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Nov 29th 2014, 20:09:04

can the screens be switched easily? perhaps buy a duplicate clunker and just switch the screen out?

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Nov 29th 2014, 14:30:41

nope. i don't have any plastic cards at the moment, except for the $50 B&N gift card that i can't use to buy ebooks because i don't have a credit card attached to the account.

i might goof around with the antiquated mail order system just to see if it still works. i have an LL Bean Christmas catalog with a mail order form.

i'm scared of holiday shoppers. well, maybe just cautious. prefer to avoid putting myself into situations where i might have to kill someone to detah because they are bat crap crazy.

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Nov 27th 2014, 23:03:49

i have difficulty receiving Fox News in my home. Must not be using enough tinfoil on my antennas.

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Nov 27th 2014, 22:41:49

don't know. i remember stories about slave ships and something about a Triangle Trade. yeh, most were probably bred here. well, down in the south.

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Nov 27th 2014, 22:33:36

it ain't stealing. probably more like internet fraud, or just providing false ID.

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Nov 27th 2014, 22:29:59

I'm happy with my disconnected Nokia Windows Phone.

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Nov 27th 2014, 18:06:12

Happy Thanksgiving. :-)

i motion that Canadians change the date of their Thanksgiving to coincide with ours so we can call each other a bunch of names while watching football.

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Nov 26th 2014, 3:34:49

awww, So Sowwy. You need extwa special secuwity awound me.

how many idiots actually pay to broadcast a Comcast signal available to anybody capable of connecting?

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Nov 26th 2014, 3:16:24

white people probably set the fires to collect the fire insurance so's they could leave the area with some money. well, except for the business that was owned by a black person.

ain't nothing changed. back to intimidating race riots used to enforce rules. you might want to hide behind some bushes. I might have to lay down some suppression fire pretty soon.

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Nov 26th 2014, 3:11:14

ahhh, nifty.... I can buypass Comcast's restrictions with a NAT and a repeater. well, aren't they extra special for broadcasting an internet signal into my home.

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