New phone, who dis?

Welcome back, Tisya!!

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Make Earth Great Again Tisya!

A long time ago, back when the player base had thousands of people and before Mehul sold his soul to open a fluffty cafe in Texas, there was chaos as no one quite knew where to go, who to trust, or what to do.

Out of the shadows stepped our rich and perpetually ornery benefactor, Comwood. Comwood pulled all four corners of the server to calm the chaos, and formed what you now see as Paradigm - one of the oldest continually playing alliances in EE. We survived Mehul. We survived Swerve. We are surviving Slagpit.

Paradigm is a fun clan where everyone is treated as family. And the great thing about that is sometimes though family can squabble, we still have love for each other. Because being together and having fun is what matters. Petty politics can be slung between all the alliances on the server, but everyone knows our clan is a safe space for them.

Not only that, but we have some of the oldest players in the game - so old, we still have a picture of Detmer's crocheted fluff sock from ~2005.

What We Offer:

* NO political chats
* Inclusive non-judgmental #General and #Members channels (other channels may result in harsh judgment, like #country-threads)
* We too aren't SoL
* Doug
* Pictures of Drow camping in downtown Melbourne
* A Scandinavian senator who still hasn't finished programming our war bot
* We try to stay out of wars as best we can anyway
* Additional bulletpoint

So if any of this appeals to you, join us and have some fun! DM me or reply here if you're interested!

You crack me up...... was your Goodbye post made for attention or are you really leaving?

So many Goodbye post made by so many over the years. Some eventually return and some don't. Some even come back as they make a post thinking we missed them.

Those who have made EE their life actually think that the others care.

Sooooo, the question is........... how many more post will you make before you actually leave?? OR just admit that the grip won't let you leave.

P.S. Anyone who plays this games knows that Blackhole is an attention whore and you keep him in business.

P.S.S. If anyone reading this actually thinks I care, then ya need to git a life :P

The person telling me to get therapy is the person who has named herself the royal high princess of the garden, or whatever the F it is. Sure.... I'll get right on that.


Meanwhile, keep reminding everyone you're female. Gotta get that attention. Not surprised my antics gave you an ego boost, given all the other information. It wasn't intended for you. It was intended to get your fan club all frenzied up to defend your honor.

In any case, now that you're gone, I expect the white knights to follow. Ya'll don't have any females left, right? Guess the odds of ya'll getting some titty pics just went WAAAAY DOWN. Well, until the next catfisher shows up. Honestly, ya'll want some titty pics just ask Leto or Empy, I know they are guy boobies, but they look like they might be nice.


#notaflufftyperson - just don't like you!

Who are you again?

See you soon, they always return.

So, a bum?

That is the dream.

Multiple members of your crew are performing hostile ops. This type of behavior elicits retaliation. You can call it suicidal, since it results in a swift death for the defending country. It also leads to griefers who will attack you every set which affects members of your alliance who want nothing but peaceful netting and good relations. Theres no diplomatic solution unfortunately. Its up to the perps and their activities.

Tooth Worms(#67) earned all those hits and then some. He knows why and calling this unprovoked suicide is just a cover for LaF 2.0
You guys are lame and behave exactly as expected. No sympathy for the devil.

Hi Cath welcome!

Hold on, I think he switched to White Claw. Same thing lol

Congrats Tisya.
But I am still crying in my corner :P

great to hear, 'Tis :)

Vote for me for Mod 2024 and I promise to shadowban Cathy so he can continue to post all he wants but no one will hear it.

#MEEGA
#TAN4MOD2024

Nothing I said was that either. I was joking about how she had another player deleted and censored and also got mad at me.


I don’t know her and have never even spoke to her. I made a comment to another player about a prior comment they had made and she flipped out and demanded she be able to censor me.


I have zero idea who this lady or man is

Good afternoon everyone,

I hope that everyone is doing amazing. We at M4D are pleased and delighted to announce that we have a new FA, HRH Princess Tisya!!

Many of you guys know her already. For those that dont, she is an amazing person that brightens any room she enters.

Please give her a warm welcome and for pacting, you can come talk with her or with Sir Jouster.