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Nov 16th 2015, 11:43:21

Originally posted by m0bzta:

all you said when you contact me was you have one huge penis mob

Thanks you are correct tellarion

I think what Tella said was that you were a giant fluff or perhaps had huge balls, probably caused by elephantiasis. I can see how that might get translated wrong.

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Nov 16th 2015, 11:38:23

Originally posted by elvesrus:

sorry, I grew up watching much better in Montana and Young ;)

Soooo oooooold......

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Nov 3rd 2015, 0:26:49

Originally posted by Alin:

I suggest to avoid me, ignore me, never talk to me. Or else...

You have been warned! Twice.

ssewellusmc...better not make him warn you 3 times...remember Beetlejuice...

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Nov 2nd 2015, 1:52:55

Sneak attack.

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Nov 2nd 2015, 0:38:42

I'm going to take the credit for TKO beating weedylar for ANW.

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Nov 1st 2015, 2:40:55

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Nov 1st 2015, 2:37:14

Originally posted by mrford:

Tard mods gon tard.

Whatever you do, never go full tard.

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Nov 1st 2015, 2:33:27

You'd better start clicking on youtube links unless you want the Great Pumpkin to come suck out what remains of your soul...

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Sep 4th 2015, 0:47:53

bad tan. you've been voted off the island.

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Sep 4th 2015, 0:42:10

Did you know...

There has only been one tornado in all of human history, but it has the ability to quantum leap to any place and time and does so constantly?

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Aug 26th 2015, 0:47:43

@elvesrus, you mean the Legends Football League?

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Jan 3rd 2015, 4:08:00

quack...

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Dec 24th 2014, 11:52:02

And the Christmas shopping begins...

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Dec 8th 2014, 12:09:14

Originally posted by hoop:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Will have to see, OSU might just shot the SEC world, they looked good yesterday, that Aussie punter is a freak of nature, I have a man crush on that cat, did you see that punt? THE PUNT holy crap!

They were playing wisconsin who beat...nobody? I hate to be so negative on the big 10, but that conference's best win was IU over Missouri. Beyond that, the conference was pretty bad non conference. At least with FSU there's that weird they haven't lost in 2 years so maybe they'll show up vibe.

I do believe that Wisconsin beat Minnesota and Nebraska, which really pissed off my sister-in-law. #StupidHuskers Also, FSU has the uncanny ability to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat that they demonstrated multiple times this year. I'm torn between having FSU lose in the first round or letting them play Bama in the championship. Then, I can't decide whether I would rather have Bama lose, because I hate them, or have FSU lose because of everyone who thinks they are hot fluff.

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Dec 7th 2014, 3:53:55

Originally posted by Colo:

Yeah I was curious as to what they would allow a retard to do. Licking rocks in the back of a lab all day sounds like a good fit for archaic.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/...s/b/b7/RandyMarsh1601.jpg

You should check out http://southpark.cc.com/...des/s12e03-major-boobage.

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Dec 7th 2014, 3:39:01

Join PDM and you and TAN can argue on our forums where no one else will stop you.

http://www.boxcarhosting.com/...ation.php?clanID=Paradigm

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Dec 5th 2014, 12:11:30

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Geology is one of my favorite subjects, I'm a recreational prospector, I love it!

He loves going deep into holes and looking for nuggets ;)

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Dec 5th 2014, 12:09:50

Originally posted by braden:

it is coordination, otherwise elves would be policing for weedylar and they'd have policed chaos' fs and all of this would be avoided.

also, elves, we signed that fdp right? :P

Wouldn't FDPs, NAPs, and all other pacts between clans be considered collusion or whatever they call a deletable offense?

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Dec 5th 2014, 12:02:35

Originally posted by iccyh:

No one went "racist that bad", hahahaha. Rather than engaging in any kind of discussion about how bad racism has to be in order to avoid locking and deletion I'll just say that if there isn't any racism, it probably won't get locked or deleted.

That's just racist.

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Dec 5th 2014, 11:54:42

Is this the right thread to post about running a train on someone's sister?

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Dec 3rd 2014, 12:00:53

You'll never get to see Alabama play anyone after Mizzou beats them out of the top 4.

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Dec 3rd 2014, 12:00:23

Originally posted by Pang:

Also, Trife, all Canadians are worth over 700 million dollars.

Most of it's tied up in Canadian Tire money.

And the healthcare system.

Originally posted by Trife:

real men only drink beers with 8% ABV or higher

i'm not your buddy, homie

Then, you'd like the beer Terrible (tastes just like the name indicates).

Also, I'm not your buddy, guy.

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Dec 3rd 2014, 11:48:02

Originally posted by tellarion:

Archaic is a geologist?

He just likes getting stoned.

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Dec 2nd 2014, 2:23:11

Perfect world:

Bama loses to Mizzou
FSU loses to GA Tech
Oregon loses to Arizona
Ohio State loses to Wisconsin

Top 4 teams: TCU, Baylor, Mich St., Arizona

SEC cries foul and throws a hissie fit.

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Dec 2nd 2014, 2:08:58

I hear that Wal-Mart has some awesome rollback prices.

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Dec 2nd 2014, 2:08:13

Originally posted by Requiem:

Also the best weekend for holiday shopping, if your looking for deals, is the weekend before Christmas. It's their last chance to off load lots of stock before the holiday.

I like hitting the post-Christmas panic "everything must go" sales. Sell it or pay inventory tax, fluffes.

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Dec 2nd 2014, 1:59:43

Isn't the fattest way to kill a country by heart attack? or chocolate eclair?

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Dec 2nd 2014, 1:54:38

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

Jayr will be along soon to confirm you as the dumbest player of EE. Congrats.

More likely that he'll be along shortly to disprove it.

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Nov 30th 2014, 22:51:31

https://imgflip.com/i/er0ke

https://imgflip.com/i/er0qp

Edited By: Penguine on Nov 30th 2014, 22:56:39. Reason: https://i.imgflip.com/ep65l.jpg
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Nov 30th 2014, 17:38:02

Go Mizzou.

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Nov 29th 2014, 15:11:40

Without you, it is nothing. Without it, you are nothing.

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Nov 28th 2014, 16:51:24

What about the Black Russians? I prefer White Russians, myself, but a Black Russian will do in a pinch.

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Nov 28th 2014, 16:49:05

http://tinyurl.com/l6mgww5

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Nov 28th 2014, 14:36:58

Originally posted by braden:

fluff bite is fine, sticks and stones. but why did you have to be so fluffing racist about it?

Canadians are a race now?

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Nov 28th 2014, 14:33:44

You're lucky you got out with your life. I wonder what Wal-Mart employees would do if I showed up in full riot gear...

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:46:43

https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/...78487aa8e5a0743b417e2ffdd

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:43:29

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

LOL

Nobody got it yet...

Might just have to fracture your instep. It might have the same effect.

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:23:42

You're all missing the obvious small boat on an ocean symbolism posited by the great philosopher Jeff Foxworthy, meaning that KoH has a small penis and has a neurosis about it. The other points are correct, too.

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:20:33

Originally posted by braden:

had you been here before one hundred and now twenty nine posts you'd know that tonight is rather soft spoken or light hearted.

Gotta start somewhere, canadian fluff bite.

Originally posted by Getafix:

Originally posted by braden:

i forgot which one of them came bragging about having a family. also, who brings their wife and children into this? open the floodgates, much? children raised by fluff cowards should be forced into an early grave, as we all know genetics pass on the strongest attributes, and fluffness or cowardice shouldn't be allowed to thrive, so as to better the human population on a whole.

yes, so be sure to bring your family into the argument when you decide to argue.

braden, evolution has temporarily been put on hold. Medical technology paid for by the exploitation of Africa has led to the interbreeding of stupid white people and they are churning out moronic spineless slugs in their apartments in Toronto and Calgary. The clearest evidence I have seen of this is the increase in the cat population

+1. Would be +10 if you included a link to some sort of cat picture.

Originally posted by Getafix:

These are most intelligent questions braden, thanks. Intra breeding would be the production of non fertile cloned slugs through excessive masturbation. It would have no effect on evolution.

Unless you are masturbating into a fish bowl near a nuclear power plant. Ever wonder how Aquaman came to be?

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:14:13

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Nov 27th 2014, 14:07:45

Originally posted by Getafix:

Originally posted by Penguine:

whenever you add an "o" to the end of a word, it becomes spanish, except in the few cases when it becomes italian.

What a retard! So, sphaggetio's are Spanish ?!? How about zero? Or, Bozo?

No, see, you're getting confused. Spaghetti-Os clearly falls under the case of Italian. Zero is already a word. To add an O to it, it would become zeroo, which makes it sound vaguely Australian. Maybe AusPiggy can verify. I suppose Bozo could be Boz (referring to Brian Bosworth) with an O behind it, but it's more likely that it's already a word by itself.

http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/get.html

Edited By: Penguine on Nov 27th 2014, 14:16:24. Reason: Conjugation is more important in English than Spanish.
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Nov 27th 2014, 5:42:16

Originally posted by Sircommando:

can't figure it out so just click the quote then copy past the others . always had issues trying to put more then 1 quote.

Sometimes my computer is stupid and slow. I find if you click back into the "content" box, it sometimes speeds up the quotation process.

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:40:43

do the dew with some fresh dew on your doo, doo-doo head.

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:39:22

Originally posted by VicRattlehead:

Braden, you are cracking me up tonight bro.

Penguine, I believe it was Rhodesia? That had a first world standard of living until whitey was driven out, now it is a third world fluffhole.

Pretty much all places like that are fluffholes. But, it was Liberia.

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:36:15

Why you quote other people but not quote yourself?

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:31:59

meh, permaban me. whatever. maybe i'll find something worthwhile to do with my time.

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:30:53

Not sure how to do a dash on this antiquated forum system.

I'm pretty sure we know each other, but you don't realize who I am.

Originally posted by braden:

thanks for, i don't, trying?

what?

don't really know how long you haven't capitalized a word; don't really care.

yes, uh-oh is a word. uh oh is 2 words.

no, it's not a run-on sentence.

don't see any retarded looking e's in your nouns. perhaps when i get tired of living, i'll go back and check all your posts.

whenever you add an "o" to the end of a word, it becomes spanish, except in the few cases when it becomes italian.

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Nov 27th 2014, 5:24:29

Originally posted by braden:

do they not already have an entire month that they dont deserve?

Yeah, but that's in February. I think they'll get tired of protesting for that long. They're going to need another reason in about mid-January...you know, about MLK Day time frame.