Keep those food prices high! I need money to rebuild the attacks i took earlier lol

one man spam tags dont count dude. However, lights was LGing bad4u and weedy but yea... darkness was not doing any of that.

Next time tag up bro. You are a former darkness and light player. You know that untaggeds are to be killed or farmed.

It is the way

He is a stupid 11+ year earth veteran lol

dont worry he is all fart no shizzz. Just a terrible baby who is leaving the game

i dont even know what challange he speaks of. The dude has literally been killed in every server by other people who arent even me lol

Oh and he is back to die again!

Welcome back nooblet!

Lawlz! I called it! He will be all talk and then tuck tail and ride off into the sunset like every other nooblet that said he would chase me out of the game.

Before you leave for good Josey can you just say that I am your daddy please and that you want to come and live in my mamas basement with me?

SuperFly
The Final Boss

My girl friends beat you into submission. Look at all your dead corpses nailed to the wall as a testament that you failed your quest.

You have died 14 times so far right? Each death comes in under 11 seconds?

Bro I remember the situation exactly how it happened cuz I threw in with you and you left me as soon as you saw that we were losing the battle and you then ran away from the war. There is a thread where I posted our surrender due to your disappearance…

If some of these people that are agreeing with you in private are Cathankins and Josey Wales I’d block and ignore their messages if I was you. You sure as hell don’t want to associate with those two bro.

Haha the suicider is playing victim. So rich

I told them hitting you was a bad idea after I spied you and saw your lack of units.

However, let’s not forget that you talk a big game and run away / rage quit when things don’t go your away as evidenced by your Borg Houdini act.

Anyways in reality it’s one dude who hoards 90% of his turns to wall vs 20 people who spend all their turns to kill.

Calm down Celphi and let’s just all get along… and don’t cross server unless you want to be sanctioned….

I dont really like to fight / play with multi running cheaters though. You claim that you aint cheating but your multi running purple teammates say otherwise.

maybe its your head that is really far up Caty Boys colon?

Josey were these tag mates of yours deleted for being multies?

9 lives (#539)
(Monarchy)
Rank: 474
Networth: 989,727
Land: 6243
Dead
Deleted
Restarted From
FUBAR (#528)

Naruto Uzumaki (#553)
(Monarchy)
Rank: 499
Networth: 5617
Land: 120
Dead
Deleted
In Protection

Buh bye calculator nerds and your food to oil ratios and 60 acre destocks

Just wondering here if #21 and #3 are run by the new guy who is farming Bad4u. Even now as I post he made another hit on bad4u.

Is this the new Milkman alter ego? Black Hole here is a lead for you to investigate!

Will miss you fam. You will forever be in our hearts!

Well you are farming bad4u into the ground. They are all-x

You just killed requiems tag unprovoked.

You have farmed every untag into the ground as well.

Does that not make you a menace?

Becuase they are an absolute menace.

Come back to darkness. U could have been netting away here wif us!

I dunno. For all I know you tagged with Josey Wales as well lol

Make it public please! It’s cuz he is tagged with BH right???

Same reason they probably wrecking bad4u? Gotta pick on the small fries now

Spy on top 10. If they have no tanks AB away cuz they asking for it!

My fellow Sadducees (aristocratic families, and merchants—the wealthier elements of the population),

you heard what this gentile peasant of Josey Wales asked for! Lets get this thread back on track and let us continue to plot this mans death till he quits!

No one coming to Stab you in the back. That’s what you and your later ego do to Evo.

The entire community is coming with advanced public warning to look you in both of your lazy eyes and kick you in the baby maker for being a nuisance.

The entire community who you have threatened? My God you must have been dropped on your head a lot lol

Fellas let’s get this thread back on track.

We all agree that we will crush Josey and Cathankins 69 vs 2. It will be a real good gang bang I mean beat down right?

Ok perfect thanks see you all next set.

The SOL bot is already programmed with the following detection parameters:

Identify to two garbage suicider countries. One is complete trash despite player being a 50 year earth veteran. One is good due to player being a pro 20 year netter turned suicider.

Ok see you all at turn 120. Go team!

Black Hole sign me up man. I will be your ally to fight these nefarious trouble makers at JWCO

Black Hole dude, I would honestly be dumbfounded if you joined with Josey. You are honestly so much better than this numbnuts guy. You know how to run a country and Josey usually finishes well under $6 million NW on every country that he makes lol.

I can tell that Josey is trying really hard to recruit boyfriends, girlfriends or just anything with a pulse based on his riviting recruitment post on team board. Josey is hurting and desperate for friends and allies who are willing to restart 6 times in a span of 10 days lol

https://www.earthempires.com/...ercevo-52551?t=1712271202

I fear that if he does not swindle any real players he may resort to the multies that he was asking for permission to run a few posts above.

We will keep an eye out on suspicious activities and report him accordingly.

oh Josey, I recognize and I appreciate a good beat down. Its why I like you so much.

It doesn't matter if you pick a fight with me, monsters, Mercs, Evo, SOL, SoF, The Moderators, or whoever the heck commander1972 is. You always get a beat down. Its like you are the community punching bag. I think all the punches to the head that you have taken are the reason why all of your posts are incoherent lies lol.

Any who, let me know your birthday month and I will gladly send you a padded helmet and some crayons as a gift for being our special community mascot!

Thank you my good friend. The profile button beside the name is such an awesome feature. I will say best feature of 2024 Q1 for sure!

lol i looked at your profile just now.

you just started playing express and your country last round got smashed into sweet nothing again. That really seems to happen to you on all servers hey?

https://eestats.lafamiglia-ee.eu/express/oldcountry/4789/10

btw it looks like you fought commander1972 and he kicked your ass noob!

https://www.earthempires.com/profile/61361/express

Josey the father of lies strikes again. You and I have never engaged in express ever. I have actually finished top 10 in the last 5 consecutive rounds. You can check my profile scrub.

The only way that you and I could have fought in express was 6 rounds ago if you are actually Cathankins. It was the round that he or you??? got his or your attacks deleted and he or you?? went on a rant about eestats not being secure and mods deleting attacks...

any how please feel free to run multies so that my "Mod buddies" can delete you again you clueless cheat!

Fellow Earth players I would like to mention that I fell victim
To his sales pitch when it was eternal war against LaF players back in January.

Absolute embarrassment and regret is what I was dealt for my troubles so I left that crapshoot 72hrs in.

Please do your due diligence before teaming up with random suiciders like this. they will turn on you and suicide you when you decide to leave them behind.

All best to you unfortunate souls who get swindled into this tortuous path of restarting 6 times and then quitting.

Normally your assessments are spot on Tertius but I’ll add more info:

Myself and Suicidal decided that teaming with dumb & dumber was a complete joke so we left their crusade and we made amends with Monsters immediately.

For some reason dumb & dumber have it in their head that the way to get back at me is by hitting Evo. I have never played in Evo and DGAF about Evo but somehow they think this hurts me…

No one should be surprised at this not making any sense as dumb and dumber put on a very good display of their level of crazy before they all got the forum bans on on all the locked and deleted threads from early March.

Anyways just ignore it and don’t worry Tertius and Evo guys. As Coalie said the SOL bot will identify the potential suiciders by turn 120 so they will be maimed and hung like they were this set.

They will tire of restarting 6 times as they did this set and they will F off eventually like every other suicider who has graced us with their presence.

Provided no one fuels the fire it should be ok no?

Fascist farmer for the following reasons:

Easy to play and always generating food which I can PM for cash in express at $38, easy to PM on Tourney and alliance for $32-$33 when market prices suck. Can do the same in primary but food always sells well there.

Lastly it’s the best strategy for running Multies and playing FFA cuz it’s “easy” as coined by one of our notorious team players lol

was it a break? I need a low jet PS!!!

Well it’s good to make the peace and netgain for a set.

Peace is a welcome change

interesting so was Milk the guy who messaged multiple people 3 rounds ago with BH's identity? If so that was before they even had their fall out!

anyways, I will say the following. We all get heated on the boards and ingame but at the end of the day this is just a game. There is ZERO need to involve peoples real life outside of the game into game beef and drama.

Lets stay classy people!

JoseyWalesCo has moral victory and Mercs has been tag killed!

Branden is my friend. What do you want with him? He is a peaceful all-x player for years.

I was killed this set for spying status ops. Two people who I won’t name for fear of insanity to ensue claimed that regular non harmful country peaking was harmful and an act of war lol

I like trading land grabs!

He has retired one of his vpn Multies or something

Hahaha thanks for including my little restart in the high five circle.

Congrats to you guys for the strong finishes despite the insane oil and tech prices

Provide country number and i can fix that disappointment and give you some land grabs to turn your frown upside down!

Or even better as Coalie said join the friendly and welcoming Mercs team