Mar 20th 2024, 3:08:08
Ok, Idiot 1st class, so I tried destroying you, buzzer the fly, but for some reason my screen blinked and it all got erased. That was NOT too good for you, buzzer. You should’ve seen what I wrote, but I have way too much taser blast in me to think what was, so here goes now cuz I’m classed. This was what I was responding to, your lame message after I confused yours with your superior’s in my inbox. I thought I had responded to Cath, so you pounced open chested! Okay, These were your messages:
Message from I R WoG SuperFly (#520) sent on Mar 20, 0:26
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Yes this is Cath. The moderators have banned me from the forums for 7 days. Please avenge me and go talk crazy nonsense on the boards on my behalf Reply
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Message from I R WoG SuperFly (#520) sent on Mar 20, 1:28
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You won’t have the chance to kill me now. You are the biggest tagged nooblet know that catty and the other nooblet are dead so you next. RIP :( Reply
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I’ll dress you down and smack you around not in full, but one by one:
1. I bet the only thing that ever made you feel boss is the keyboard you’re at right now. Don’t be fool, it doesn’t enjoy the prickly feel of your wobbling fingers. It only delivers nonsensical 5hits that flows from a debilitated brain mass.
2. What do you mean I’m next? Are you not keeping up with the scores? I’ve already been killed, ignoramus. Does that forty you gobble up has no bottom? Relax, switch to fancy and join the party Kill Runs, man!
3. Man, I wish the last post I wrote wasn’t just erased. Your god’s looking out for ya, but my missiles still got aim tho, so you need the pope to shadow you until the set ends cuz it’s you and I, one on one, and if your mommy don’t come crashing our party, I’ll make sure we both walk home with no toys. I promise you that, Bobby.
Look, I wasted a little time on the last post that’s gone now and I ain’t got time to spend entertaining arzeholes so I’ll leave you with this, no matter how much skills you think you’ve packed in months or years, your country still displays the bodies of your last two civilians blasted by my missile, SplaT…BooM!
Bye for now. But I’ll be back when I hear you even whisper at me. Have a good night, cricket…hard no to make a noise huh?