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Mar 17th 2012, 8:11:00

I'm trying to read all the good flames by pdm and Sof and some jerks keep fluffing up the rhythm with some bullfluff garbage wrestling talk. Take your spandex and body grease elsewhere!!!
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Mar 8th 2012, 5:02:32

Are you guys even sure you had missiles to begin with?
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Mar 1st 2012, 2:27:12

Better keep an eye on it or you might lose it again.
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Feb 29th 2012, 7:15:48

I didn't even hit today :/
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Feb 29th 2012, 6:25:35

I'm staying well within the grab rules, and I'm only grabbing countries nearly the exact same networth as me. (Yes they have way more land, they are feeder countries after-all) I surely am not hitting any of your main super-countries, and I consider it a very nice gesture that you guys are buying zero military in your feeder countries just so I can hit with ease :/

I assure you I'm not grabbing with malice, plus I'm giving your retaller guy some good targets as his average land is WAY to low to be in TKO :P

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Feb 28th 2012, 8:32:00

Man, even I know who that is :/
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Feb 28th 2012, 6:37:36

I'm cool with that :) Be careful though, I have defense :P
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Feb 28th 2012, 6:11:36

I think we become farmland then, it's a pretty slippery slope :P
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Feb 28th 2012, 4:11:02

He's..umm..eccentric :P
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Feb 28th 2012, 4:04:59

Per your FA's

"clans with countries sizes between 1 and 200 we only accept 5 hits per 24 hours and everything after that is 2:1"

Go count, 4 hits in the last 24 hours from IMP to TKO, what does it matter to you if it's the same string or not?
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Feb 28th 2012, 3:31:33

He is the terror that flaps in the night...
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Feb 23rd 2012, 16:26:57

Originally posted by ZIP:
you forget 1 thing... we had 78 kills before you got your "FS" so as you were spending your turns growing, we were killing - in fact you still have not gotten as many kills as us yet.



We'll get more kills later this set when your restarts tag, until then we can't make you tag just as you couldn't make us tag :/
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Feb 22nd 2012, 7:40:56

Paladin sighting!
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Feb 21st 2012, 2:54:35

Tit you know we're at war right? sigh
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Feb 20th 2012, 8:06:29

Originally posted by Marco:
Boobs? So a group of men is saying join us and you'll receive boobs?

Do you mean moobs or will you give him pictures of the result of boobs google image search


Hey we have Tisya!
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Feb 20th 2012, 6:58:23

A lowlife you say?

<a href="http://youtu.be/i0DysKvt4K0";</a>

Edited By: Yamaha on Feb 20th 2012, 7:00:32
See Original Post
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Feb 19th 2012, 8:47:42

Jesst, I suggest you stay relatively small and unopposing while stocking bushels on the public market. Keep track of which alliance hits you the most and the most belligerently, and then buy lots of jets near the end of the set to get your sweet sweet revenge.
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Feb 19th 2012, 8:38:45

What a solid message, Donny for Prez!
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Feb 19th 2012, 2:46:51

If you're a fan of guerrilla warfare join IMP! :P
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Feb 19th 2012, 2:41:01

Well done guys, that's a whole hell of a lot of missiles :)
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Feb 17th 2012, 7:43:09

Originally posted by Pain:
what i dont understand is IMP prides themselves in being the most hated yet they dont understand why people want to destroy them every chance they get.

personally i dont care to fight with IMP anymore, but i can understand why other people want to make them miserable


That's not quite accurate. We don't care who hates us, and we welcome war. That doesn't mean that we never want to be able to choose who we fight, this is one way that a hated alliance can choose who to war without being blindsided by someone they aren't currently interested in warring.

Originally posted by mdevol:


alright EViL have your clan setup an arranged war with CC next set and back up your talk...



Arranged wars are a waste of 3 months :/
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Feb 11th 2012, 5:29:04

I need a contact in TSO as well, I was happy in alliance not knowing or caring about what goes on here in Team. PP and his idiot friends crossing servers just changed that for me :/
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Feb 11th 2012, 4:58:52

I've never played team before and don't care about it. I guess now these guys accomplished something at least, team server has one more pissed off player in it :/
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Feb 10th 2012, 9:14:34

19,20 fluff IMP
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Feb 6th 2012, 7:42:52

IMP would like to help all the anti-suicider squads in this thread stay busy throughout the set.
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Jan 31st 2012, 5:44:59

IMP sucks!
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Jan 30th 2012, 3:27:08

IMP doesn't wonder why everyone hates us... where did you get that from?
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Jan 29th 2012, 6:22:11

Netting Schmetting

<--Bonus points please
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Jan 23rd 2012, 0:38:43

<-Bonus points please :)
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Jan 3rd 2012, 7:03:04

*Shifty Eyes*
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Jan 1st 2012, 10:18:02

I haven't won a free apple Ipod or walmart giftcard in a LONG time, can we get those back? ;)
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Dec 31st 2011, 8:11:57

I need bonus points, but It's just not worth beating a dead horse to type any more than this :/
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Dec 24th 2011, 10:30:57

-You post your kill stats
-We point out that you had twice as many countries as we did
-You point out that you FS'd unprepared and not war prepped
-We point out that you had tag jumpers
-Ford points out that IMP can't win a war blah blah
-You point out that we have untags hitting
-We point out that we have no beef with Ely
-You point out that we were a random target
-We suggest that someone coaxed you into hitting us
-ect.ect.ect.
-Set ends
-New set
-Someone else thinks they're going to stick it to IMP and make them pay for their atrocious crimes against EE by means of the one thing that makes us EE happy, warring.

This thread can be closed/deleted after I get my 4 points
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Dec 19th 2011, 11:33:13

Haha untagged restarts definitely have as much impact on a war as tagjumping jetters with missile stock. Very nice diversion there :/
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Dec 15th 2011, 7:17:41

I agree with Chaos :)

IMP is warring, that's all that really matters in the end :/
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Dec 13th 2011, 3:11:38

I barely even knew Ely existed before this much less have any dislike for them. I do wish you would have had some sort of actual reason for this war though, I don't remember the word ELY even being posted on the IMP boards for months previous to today.
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Nov 29th 2011, 2:50:38

I'm sure they'll diagnose him with some "medical condition", but most likely his only problems are a very fluffty set of parents and a very inactive childhood.
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Nov 27th 2011, 4:05:38

Great war guys, LCN joining made for a hard fight for sure. Thanks Rage for having our backs.

Also thanks for not having enough turns in those last few hours, I didn't think I was going to survive that barrage :P
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Nov 26th 2011, 1:38:28

news is overrated
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Nov 26th 2011, 0:12:18

I don't really think this change will substantially affect warchat times. Yes it will take a few extra minutes to get a kill, but the change only affects the time in a warchat that you actually spend killing something. If you're in a warchat right now or after the change for more than an hour it isn't because of the time it takes to hit, it's because of the time your leaders are taking to get a target set up and keeping things flowing.

It WILL affect how successful your warchats are as more people will be able to wall, thus wars themselves will last longer not your individual chats.

If this change were to be introduced into FFA where alliances are comprised of hundreds of countries, then you're looking at considerably longer warchats. But in alliance we're looking at ~60 countries per alliance, so even increasing the amount of time between hits to 3 seconds won't make your chats last "2 hours" unless your leaders are waiting 20 minutes between each kill...

The only really negative side effect of this change as I see it is that smaller alliances will find it much harder to get kills due to less members in on each kill combined with mandatory slower hitting.
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Nov 25th 2011, 5:27:31

Cooldown time should be 1 hour so that I can't be killed while I'm at work...


Also I needs the bonus points ;)
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Nov 20th 2011, 12:12:15

I feel sorry for IMP too, stupid IMP...
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Nov 20th 2011, 11:52:41

MD 45
LCN 48
Evo 46
Omega 44
SoF 35
Monsters 25
Sanct 18
fluff 16
m0m0 13
Rival 12
WoF 11
ICN 10
RAGE 7
NA 5
TIE 4
RoCk 3
Elysium 1
Rigor Mortis 1
CIA 0
KSF -4
HAN -5
PDM -4
LaF -21
RD -32
iMag -49
SoL -88
Elitez -144
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Nov 13th 2011, 22:17:11

Who's "anon"?
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Nov 13th 2011, 22:11:55

Reef haters :P
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Nov 13th 2011, 4:38:57

Originally posted by Kyatoru:

Bottomline, excluding Detmer, PDM are ingrateful little office chair monkey scumfluffs.

Edit: It should go without saying we are no longer policing for them.


I hope all of KSF shares your views, because you're making alot of enemies with people that previously had no corals with you or your alliance with your tasteless generalizations.
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Nov 11th 2011, 3:24:47

I need bonus points for walling.

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Nov 4th 2011, 5:40:33

Think about the kittens people!
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Oct 30th 2011, 0:51:19

Magic Johnson has a better chance at survival than the NBA...
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