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humicroav

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Jan 4th 2024, 13:37:21

I was too old to play it when it first came out, but now I've got children that are getting into it and I'm enjoying it. It's pulling me away from Earth Empires. I probably won't be playing Express any more. I don't know why you'd care, but I need a post bonus. Thanks for reading.

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Dec 26th 2023, 5:00:54

And cried. Do you think that will hurt my chances of placing top 10?

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Dec 19th 2023, 4:00:36

Who would want that website for $400? I'll give him $3.49 for the domain.

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Dec 14th 2023, 12:08:25

who wants to be my ally?

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Dec 7th 2023, 1:55:18

You can have allies in Express, now? How long has this been a thing?

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Dec 5th 2023, 12:04:48

I've got two. They're 3 and 6.

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Nov 29th 2023, 0:33:18

My money's on Indiana.

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Nov 28th 2023, 4:49:54

Shot in the dark here, but the guys who introduced me to this game I met at Clemson University for a high school summer camp in 1999 or maybe 2000. They also played Magic the Gathering and listened to KMFDM. Any chance they're still around?

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Nov 23rd 2023, 5:44:20

I just realized after reading some posts on the Express forum that I must have surrounded myself with incels.

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Nov 21st 2023, 10:41:05

Originally posted by guochel:

i am a hardcore player who cannot be defeated and i am just so super good and super strong and super knowledgeable

You really captured the tone of this game's middle aged players. It hasn't changed in 20 years.

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Nov 18th 2023, 13:39:00

At the end of the game, the in-game advisor says something like "we should decide if building in the final rounds is the best use of our turns" implying that there's something better to be doing at the end of the game. I've tried figuring up what's the best use of my turns at the end and that seems to make sense to me, but I suspect it isn't. What are you supposed to do with your turns at the end of the game? I read "netting" but I don't fully understand how that works. I know you stock up on something like bushels and sell them at higher prices, but then what do you spend the money on to go up in net worth? I can only figure combat units are the cost effective way of building net worth through purchases. Can someone help fill in my missing knowledge?

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Nov 13th 2023, 18:28:10

Who let the 18 year old Asian girl in?

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Nov 11th 2023, 4:47:17

Looking for allies this round. I'll probably play theo/repub casher or a fascist farmer/oiler. I'll take what I can get. I'm guessing most alliances are pretty firm at this point.

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Nov 9th 2023, 5:35:22

Your mom's a bot.

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Nov 3rd 2023, 10:48:47

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by humicroav:

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Double post

Can't even use an internet forum correctly! How do you think you could take down a pro such as me? I've been playing this game for over 24 years.

wow grandpa calm down. 24 years playing this game and you can only finish ranked 92?

Geez i better watch myself around here.....

I am great like Kobe and you are knowing me #25 arent you? Taking my no GDI thing that I told you about last round to farm bots once all the bot farming DR noobs are done right? You were so impressed at how i finished so big after warring you by making LGs at the end.

good man. by following my style you might just crack the top 50...

I wouldn't copy your n00b style. I'm Erie. Currently ranked #3 brah. Untouchable.

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Nov 3rd 2023, 3:14:34

farm the fluff out of the yellow countries. they're free land

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Nov 3rd 2023, 3:09:40

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Double post

Can't even use an internet forum correctly! How do you think you could take down a pro such as me? I've been playing this game for over 24 years.

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Nov 3rd 2023, 3:07:48

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Haha I didn’t see this till now.

By beef up your army did you mean buy 500k turrets?

My crap box country plowed through your beefed up country like nothing and I had you down to 600 pop and went to bed cuz I ran out of turns. Could have killed you as I was 360(360) but didn’t feel like waiting longer for more turns.

My favorite part from the war was you telling me that I should have let you get away with you farming me cuz you make a mistake. That’s a lie you where just a greedy bastard that saw a small country with 0 dr….

There was 102 created countries in express last round. Congrats on barely making it into the top 100 lol

https://www.eestats.com/express/oldcountry/4431/36

You slap like a fly. You couldn't've killed me. You were no match for my turrets! Come talk to me when you learn how to play the game.

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Oct 31st 2023, 10:29:53

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Top 100?

Yes. Top 100. You gotta be pretty damn good to be in the top 100 consistently. Have you ever been in the top 100? It's a pretty elite club.

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Oct 30th 2023, 17:33:40

Turns out it was a big fat nothing burger. The guy slapped like a fly and I still landed in the top 100.

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Oct 26th 2023, 16:11:37

I broke GDI on a real player. I thought only bots didn't have GDI in Express. Oh well. I decided to net my way away from them and beef up my army, but they still have missiles. Should I declare war in order to disarm the missiles?

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Oct 24th 2023, 17:22:04

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by BaDonkaDonks:

Is this a thing on eestats? Trying to mess around with it but erroring. I see it's using MariaDB, could probably hack that site...

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near 'AND my.serverid = AND my.id = XXX WHERE ' at line 17

Bro don’t be hacking The site. It belongs to Gains from LaF. He will likely sue you or something.

Just get irc on your computer and turn your speakers up so that it pings you when you show up in the news feed.
Hell hook it up to Sonos if you have it and it will ping all around your house.

I got the bloody thing pinging my Apple Watch which is why I laugh when some loser gets all mad if I wall them within 10 seconds. They accuse me of having no life and sitting at my computer when I am actually on top of their mom / wife / girlfriend / etc… living my best life and I just run a few turns cuz my watch said so lol

Brah

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Oct 21st 2023, 5:35:29

Originally posted by Celphi:

The only solution is to make bots hit back.

I assumed they would. Some of them have jets. I need to change my strategy.

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Oct 18th 2023, 21:26:03

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Welcome back to express bro.

Careful with BH. Looks like he picking fights with the 0 turret bot farming club!

I hardly ever get attacked in express. Is there any reason to buy turrets in express if you're not in a war with a real player?

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Oct 11th 2023, 4:02:22

Originally posted by Crackhead:

Hey goofball!

What?

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Oct 4th 2023, 17:01:27

Ok, seeing how casher is a useful strategy in express. Why would anyone sell food on the pubic market below $35?

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Sep 27th 2023, 14:13:22

Is cashing the only strategy that works now that there's ample bots to farm and it's obvious which countries they are ñ

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Sep 18th 2023, 21:20:03

Originally posted by Gerdler:

"In the final six hours of the game, you will not be able to engage in any offensive actions against countries that have not hit you at least once."

Thanks. That's what I recall reading, but I can't recall where that information is conveyed. Can you point me to where on the site that's stated?

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Sep 17th 2023, 21:28:28

I feel like I've read this somewhere, but can't find it. Does GDI prevent you from attacking countries in the last few hours of the game?

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Sep 17th 2023, 1:29:45

This is great. Assuming I run out of missiles, is there an attack strategy that works best? What if I want to make sure they can't recover in case I can't complete the run?

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Sep 16th 2023, 13:30:42

What's the most effective kill run strategy? I assume you start with missiles first. Which ones first? Which attack type is most effective for kill runs?

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Sep 11th 2023, 22:49:44

What's an lb?

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Sep 6th 2023, 13:39:07

I'm pooping

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Aug 30th 2023, 13:07:07

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Aug 27th 2023, 12:17:31

This is the best thread on here.

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Dec 1st 2019, 1:47:43

I hope you learned your lesson!

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Nov 26th 2019, 5:25:17

What's gdi do in this server again?

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Nov 19th 2019, 0:48:03

Originally posted by Original Skywise L:

#12 is way cool, hadda do it humicroav. Sowwy.

Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

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Nov 13th 2019, 20:26:03

Originally posted by Original Skywise L:

Are you #25? I'm conciding touching everyone in a kinda large circle jerk, love thi neighbor kinda way... if done right, we can meet eyes will someone else is touching you AND me

I am! How'd you guess? It's my first time being #1 in both Tourney A and Primary.

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Nov 12th 2019, 2:00:43

No one has touched me, yet.

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Nov 4th 2019, 3:20:56

I'm indy in Game A and will only be exploring. Hit me if you can.

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Oct 30th 2019, 1:03:04

Originally posted by bug03:

Originally posted by Marshal:

buy military. :P

So my expenses go up and I use more food? Nope

Originally posted by Relax lah:

lol I wasn’t playing turns for abit, sorry
that kinda made the bushels n oil market golden lolol

I’ll buy like 80m bushels right now at 55

I need some of that money.

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Oct 21st 2019, 5:43:19

It's me. If by running away you mean as fast as I can from the top 25.

I'm just a land farm.

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Oct 16th 2019, 3:30:57

I max out as much tech as I can and I'm easily in the top 100 players any given set.

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Oct 7th 2019, 11:13:34

fluff. I'm trying to play on mobile. Any tips?

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Oct 4th 2019, 21:32:42

Originally posted by bug03:

I generally use 1.6 for every grab- this assumes that both my targets def allies are equal in defense to the target plus a little extra. Also, there is almost zero reason to ss in primary.

Not if defense is 50% for each ally.

That would be 2.25 for a ss multiplier

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Oct 4th 2019, 21:30:00

Originally posted by bug03:

Defense allies can add up to 50% each.

Also: that’s what she said

D should be 150%^2?

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Oct 3rd 2019, 2:16:48

I don't understand what I'm missing in my calculations:

I spy:

R: troops
U: turrets
A: tanks
W: weapons percentage
L: 110% for good luck
D: 125%^2 for defense allies

And calculate an SS like this:

(R+U*2+A*4)LWD

But I still lose in Primary about 66% of the time. I have solid success in Express and Tournament using (R+U*2+A*4)LW so I don't know what's wrong with my D. What's wrong with my D?

Edited By: humicroav on Oct 3rd 2019, 2:20:27. Reason: forgot W
See Original Post

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