Oct 5th 2012, 6:44:01
“I do want to believe that everything happens for a reason. I don’t expect anything except maybe one day I will get my fairytale ending. After my last relationship, I locked myself in my room and played Dragon Age Origins every day for a month until one day **possible spoiler alert** Alistair dumps me because his people wouldn’t accept an elf as a Queen! Wtf?? I realized then that I had to get back on my feet, exit the game, open my heart and let myself fall in love again. I hope that I can have that feeling again by being chosen as the first EE Bachelorette!”
**cue sappy background music and clips of Tisya working out in skimpy clothing**
“I am a bit of a princess. I don’t think I’m drop dead gorgeous. I think I’m cute. I think I’ve got a huge heart. Perhaps a little awkward and psychotic at times but there are no restraining orders against me. I am 100% ready to fall in love again and I think I’m going to find Mr. Right. I’m back in EE leadership, I’m the Bachelorette and I’m back in action! I’m very lucky. This time around it’s going to be different. No more rules, no more theories, I don’t really give a f**k if he AB FSes or bottomfeeds the entire server. As long as he has a sense of humour, knows how to have a good time, and he loves me. I’m here and ready to find love again.”
**cue video of Tisya emerging from a pool in a bikini**
“This time I'm not going home empty handed and I am going to have my fairytale ending.This is the beginning of the rest of my life and this is going to be an absolute ridiculously fun ride.”
(can I write my own voiceover thingies?)
** Tisya travels the world (of EE) for her quest for love but will she find her fairytale ending? It all starts right now on the season premiere of the EE Bachelorette!**
Tisya
PDM's HFA and Resident Princess <3