Y'all be getting on ma last nerve!
I ain't here to be babysittin yo a$s while there's Netflix to be watched!
You need to move along and get along!

Hear now?

Google translate: I will suicide top 10 next reset.

eat fluff lol sorrynotsorry!

I'm skipping tournament. Too many "bored" players who start farming, praying for war because express is too short and netting really is boring as fluff. No thanks to 30 days of ops and ab's. I've experienced it doesn't matter which server, tournament is infested. Maybe we could have a net server and war server in tournament? Direct the hooligans and miscreants to the bin!

1) More of a guideline. If you are spending resources and turns and waiting 4-5 days, chances are you have altered your strat or are losing momentum. If you don't have the troops to hit back, and are buying or building them specific for retal, this is better spent improving your economy, or building more defense.

2) End of Set Surprise. Waiting until the last day, when people are trying for solid finish. You unleash all missiles, spy ops, AB, whatever you got. This happens to top 10's frequently.

Spies and missiles. I don't buy military until it's time to grab. Most players reconsider when they see your retal could punch a few holes in their country. Military doesn't mean fluff at that point. Warfare and spy tech are best to get early. Remember when using missiles, the order should be: cruise, chems, then nukes. Cruise to weaken SDI, so always first. Nukes make opponents "stronger" in most cases by increasing spal and tech effectiveness.

You still fear being hit. 1 strike will not destroy or cripple you. You can easily rebuild, or just grab another country. You WILL be hit, in every game. That's a good reason to stock. Sitting on piles of cash or food is perfect target. It's important to maintain your cool after being grabbed. A dozen ABs or GS is not going recoup your losses and is a serious waste of turns and resources. Either retal 1:1 within 48 hours, or simply move on. I don't approve of EoSS, but for some its satisfying as a form of revenge.
Don't waste bonus points on defense. Depending on your build it is either booms or extra turns. Expenses bonus can be worth it later(-10% means a lot when you are troop heavy), building costs early. All depends on your strat.

Be land fat. Tech start. Heavy spal. Theo or commie best chances. Theo farmer won most I think. The $2 bill cap and no public market made stocking irrelevant. You were a dragon guarding a horde.

There was a 33 day express. Averaged 2-3 hours of sleep. Admin went on vacation (prison), or forgot to restart set. Either way it was the worst experience of my life. I still think it was retal for sanctions.

3000+ structures per day. #3 kept rebuilding.


Sep 11, 19:21
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
126 Acres (147 Gained)
131 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 11, 19:21
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
155 Acres (184 Gained)
160 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 11, 19:21
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
182 Acres (220 Gained)
187 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 11, 1:09
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
117 Acres (160 Gained)
116 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 11, 1:09
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
123 Acres (166 Gained)
121 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 10, 16:30
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
105 Acres (143 Gained)
100 Buildings (5 Stolen)

Sep 13, 21:19
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
83 Acres (91 Gained)
119 Buildings (36 Stolen)

Sep 13, 21:18
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
69 Acres (78 Gained)
100 Buildings (31 Stolen)

Sep 13, 21:18
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
85 Acres (99 Gained)
125 Buildings (40 Stolen)

Sep 13, 21:18
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
103 Acres (127 Gained)
152 Buildings (49 Stolen)

Sep 13, 20:46
A brigade from The Marvelous Missing Link (#3) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
121 Acres (155 Gained)
176 Buildings (55 Stolen)

I speculate that #3 wanted war. This is how it started. A parking lot is how it finished.
He chose poorly. Better luck next time.

Same for #3 in game A. Bunch of attacks, then dropped all land. #3 had a trashed country though, so his was more a resign than "suicide".

So either #7 was defeated or maybe even got bored. Who knows.

It's all so tiresome.

Grow balls, admit you are a multitapping skidmark, and enjoy your trashed country.

Why so many players still try that excuse, only Allah knows.

#justacoincidence

11 land grabs is 10 too many. What did you expect from them?
It seems you picked a fight with a superior opponent. When used properly, as you have experienced, spies can cause far more damage than a few GS or AB. Plus they only require 1 turn. And the dr is minimal. Build spies and take your meds.

Over the last 6 months, I've bio'd a couple (4-5) countries. Superior spal, as usual. Out of 50+ attempts I either fail or get a "You poisoned your own people dumbass, go call 911". In the past it would say you poisoned them, but also your own. Does this new message mean the same? If not, that means with superior spal I have either failed or botched 100% of bio ops (while getting ~80℅ success on all other op categories). Is this an anomaly, or just voodoo?

Your operatives have accidentally poisoned your own food supply! Only our scientists can save us now!

Note: no pop loss or "cured" notification.

Thought so. Any idea on the dr? Like 24 hours?

Does the mil strat tech effect spy ops?

When does it no longer count as double tap. What is the acceptable window.

There is a limit to your daily spy ops. Extra turns won't help. The only effective bonus is Luck.

I wouldn't use nukes. Chems only. Nukes will improve his spal. Increase your spy tech and eventually spy dr will force him to stop due to excessive operative loss.

The point of bots? Multi taps with no real? That was the design? Not creating greater opportunity for all players? I'm just a easy grab, you greedy fluff. What's all this talk of "bot raping is bullfluff guys. Don't ruin a dead game. Mods should say something. I do it all the time but lie like a fluffing rug about it. "

Is it okay or not?

What a bunch of greedy fluffholes. They take and they take. Farming my positrons 6 ways to Sunday. fluff em! I get no credit, just random names and a welcome mat.

Seriously guys. What if we go with adopt-a-bot? Equality and fluff.

Obviously #62
If you plan to suicide, make it count.

It's up to the player to notify moderators. Game A is easy delete for 3-4 countries. But no official complaint, so they will continue. It's an obvious violation, but it would damage the market to kick them now, and he's toast anyway.

"Thought you were a bot. My bad."

"Your name was confusing. Thought you were a bot."

"Your build looks like a bots. Sorry."

"I'm a greedy multi-tapping Fargo, but not this time. I really thought you were a bot."

"Bot raping ruins the ability of other players to grow. Only top 10 players are exempt."

"What does dr mean?"

#autist_maximus

It could relate to you multi tapping, and AB RoRs. You aren't so much a threat, as you are a fluffhole. Which is why nobody wants you playing this round. With luck, your trashed country will make a few hits every couple days rest of set.

If the crew attacking you saved their turns and knew anything about fighting you would be dead tomorrow. But I expect it will be two weeks of popcorn farts and fluffposting.

Enjoy your well earned azzkicking, you greedy bastard.

I'm here for the bonus also.
Here's a few more words. Thoughtful and precise verbosity given. Stunning wisdom conveyed. "Hope this helps". Good luck. Have fun.

It's not cheating. Retals serve a purpose. If you are experienced, then you have earned it. If still learning, then it is an important lesson.

End of set surprise, suicides, dogpiles, and stealing intellectual property from another country, this can be categorized from azzhole to c0ck holster. Play as you like.

Good game all. Hope you had fun. Drink more water. Have more sex.

What happened? TDS? Menopause? Front hole not working out as planned? This was a no skill set for someone with that much talent...

Maybe it was personal, who knows. I expect a better attitude next round. No picking on noobs. Let that fluff roll and take care of business.

"cute"

You're a thirsty dog ain't ya?

Just like top 10: you can look but not touch ;)

Lots of fighting at lower ranks. Everyone is poor and won't buy fluff unless it's Dollar store prices. Players actually calming down, but too late for a strong finish. Expect a few spoilers.

Also 50% Dems who think buying at $125, then selling at $126 is the secret sauce.

I stick with my original assessment. Half of the top 10 land grabbed you. At worst you launched a couple rockets. You spent the *entire* set smacking him around. Obviously there's some erotic tension betwixt you. A heady brew of Brokeback lager.

And if you are violating rules in order to gain advantage that's what is refered to as cheating. He could have recovered to actually fight. Instead you and others pancaked his country.

We could drop the cheating title, and just go with pu$$y, its all the same.

#cuckoldstrong
#mytwodads
#itsokaytobegay
#youhavetogoback

#8 (Turd), #3 (insert), #22 (Mike) vs. #31 (vVv)

The fact that you are violating solo server rules by dogpiling an already trashed country is only eclipsed by the humiliation you guys are suffering at not taking that wasteland out. Save turns and sync your attack. You have enough to kill him, esp if one switches to Tyr.

Or go full retard and keep doing 6 or 7 GS every 18 hours.

Sh!t or get off the pot.

#brownpride
#blackpride
#asianpride
#diversityisourstrength
#cancelwhitepeople

#8 Turd

You are so gay it makes my hair hurt. Why don't you just start GSing him for the next 2 weeks. It's like the lamest UFC dry hump ever. Check the forums for tactics on proper spamming.

X0X0

#dayoftherake

So you were pounding away on your "wife" for "20" minutes, her sisters listening, you know shes jealous af cuz she got no baby daddy, all while giving your nephew fap material. Well played brother. Well played.

Go have sex Mr Cuban. Pay for it if you have to. It cures depression and reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Also, we are your only friends. If you leave there will be none left to keep you from kys when you finally grow balls and learn to slipknot.

This game will haunt your dreams the rest of your life. Respect it.

xoxo
#toxicavenger
#staymadwhiteboi

This is my new favorite memory from EE.

Boltar gave KoH the dossier.

Go to "Purchases"
"Sell military"
Sell food here on "black market"

Don't be a puccy. Just divorce her if she gives you any more sh1t. Would she rather stand in line for WIC and child support, or let you play a game without guns, Gore or tits? Like she isn't glued to her phone and social media? Tell that bytch to get in the kitchen and make some coffee, it's time for express!!!

The Mars server went offline years ago.

Sanctions I guess.
Oh well, fck the Russians for electing Drumpf!

xoxo

#punchanazi

Jesus Christ!

Do you not realize I am nothing to fvck with??


Everyone who multi taps me, and you know by now, your set is ruined. I am sick of of the "there are no bots" excuse. Multi taps mean you get fvcked up. No doubt.... We have 30 days left...

Seriously....You know from your own experience, and reading eestats. You act like a b!tch, you should expect to get fvked. I'm expecting to get fed on, it's how it goes in this game, but when you hit me 5 or 6 times...dude, your set is going to get flushed. You're not even getting that much land, it's just fvkin me up. I want to do well, but when you make it impossible for me, I'm CERTAINLY not giving you a chance. There are plenty of other targets, but hitting the same one over and over....

Enjoy ;)

So, CWG starting back up or what? Looks like someone got drunk and posted some rambling bullsh!t...

I still need a clan....

We already ARE in bed with Russia and China. But the way things have been working out least last couple decades, THEY are the top, and WE are the bottom.

Putin, the leader of Russia, has openly declared he would negotiate with Trump. He is of the impression, and rightly so, that Trump would rather negotiate a firm deal, than spend 8 years talking about bullsh!t. Hillary has already demonstrated she can in no way be trusted to work out a fair and honest agreement. With Russia willing to work with us, by proxy, we gain leverage over Syria, Turkey, Iran, and North Korea, all of which Russia currently dominates, and China will be forced to the table as we are 100% their benefactor. As far as 0 plans, he's stated quite clearly that unchecked immigration cannot continue, saturating the US with hateful radicals, and MILLIONS of refugees, and also preventing the selling out of the nation with ruinous trade deals is most certainly a clear description of plans laid bare. For people who understand his tactics, and other Nationalistic leaders like him, it's a "We come first" mentality, and it's easy to employ and interpret. It's why China and Russia have taken as much control, and we have become so diminished. It's why Iran, Saudi Arabia, and OPEC do as they please. WE have given up our power and dominance for the ability to be seen as peaceful and tolerant. That is not the world we live in, and it never will be.

What about Trump causes WWIII? The other superpowers , China and Russia, have both shown a willingness to negotiate results with Trump, whereas they know Clinton and her surrogates will negotiate and flip-flop forever. Obama hasn't gotten us anywhere, and Hillary is only going to continue down the same path.

And fantasizing that there are any options other than Trump or Clinton relegates you to the short bus.

Since most of us here are familiar with computers, it is obvious that her e-mails have already been "hacked". Phishing spam was being sent to the contacts in her list. The info is already copied.

I wouldn't expect to see wiki dump anything but a few morsels to assure the Clinton Foundation is thoroughly investigated by the same FBI/AG that let them off the hook before.

If Russia has their hands on the 33,000+ incriminating documents, we should expect to see them AFTER Hillary is (possibly) elected. The evidence contained will be sufficient to have Clinton brought before several committees where, as her husband did so many years ago, she will lie her A$$ off, and do her best to skirt any responsibility, even at the cost of others freedom and public standing.

Why, you ask? Because following her public shaming, eventual conviction, and Impeachment, the US will fall into chaos. The masses who voted for Trump will demand he take her place, but we will be forced to consider Kaine, Hillary's VP pick. During all of this turmoil, global markets will be rocked, terrorists will unleash a FULL assault on Europe, and we basically get the beginning of the end of civilized life as we know it. Russia, being self-sufficient, and prepared will reap massive rewards and emerge as a dominating force, while pursuing its goals as we implode.

In other words, if you vote for Hillary, not only are you putting a disgusting pig of a human being in office, you will eventually be proven retarded, since most everyone voting for Trump or Sanders has pointed all of this out to you from the beginning. Her e-mail scandal is the FACTUAL EVIDENCE of her criminal behavior. Do research now before voting, and you will see the Clinton Foundation, and Hillary have been playing dirty tricks and killing people for decades. If you have any intelligence, or morals, you would NEVER vote this person in to office.

Trump does say some pretty ignorant sh!t at times, but he also makes many strong statements that speak to ACTUAL Americans. Not border jumpers, not cowards who fled their crumbling nation, not followers of the hate-based religion of Islam, not even second generation "Americans" who inherited their status from their immigrant parent/grandparent. The majority of people who argue against him are either the topics, or quote talking heads from the media that say he is a racist, a bigot, and hates women. But he is a straight white male, and has a handle on all of these topics.

Here are some realities: Most races have struggled to retain pride in themselves, and find they have to fight stereotypes that are, unfortunately, usually based on real issues in their culture and communities. All humans are bigots against other religions and races, just ask a strong believer of any faith or one race about another.
Talk to hispanics about their tolerance,you will learn they hate blacks but love whites, whereas most blacks love whites and hate hispanics. Asians try to be loved, and usually are because they are seen as neutral and low-crime, most are tolerated by all. People of the middle east are viewed by most here (and Europe) as a threat, and a constant reminder of fear and terror. Nobody walks past one without considering why they feel that way, even if they PRETEND not to.
As far as hating women, it is not the case at all. For straight males, we LOVE women, usually their bodies mostly. Emotionally they are unstable and difficult to deal with, so there will always be friction, but you have to take the good with the bad if you want anything to do with them. Because of this, and a few other reasons, women are not taken seriously as equals in most fashions. It is not hate, but a lack of respect. This is the primary argument by feminist, equality and respect. Unfortunately, that will never happen.

Do your research, and you will understand I speak the truth. Nobody likes to hear it, but the smart ones will listen and act accordingly.

Hi there. So...you've been a lesbian since 2013. Trying a few experiments eh? Would LOVE to know how that's going. Come find me in chat. We can talk. I am trying to get over my ultra-conservative background. Talking about your Lesbian experiences would definitely help me with that.

Hope to see you soon ;)

I didn't know bots had been programmed to retal. Thought that was something still being worked out. And bots are pretty much all named after D&D characters at this point. Missiles are the icing on the cake for what I've been doing to Devo. He knows how fluffty his build is right now.

Blame Canada in no way resembles ANY country the bots have been named. We know Superb!tch just wants to pretend he wasn't looking to add an easy kill to his stats, and pad his missile hits. We can go with the accident story, that's fine. But in reality, Blame Canada is nothing we would EVER see in a bot name. He did what he did, don't be a pu$$y about it. It is obviously important to him that his stats impress us. I'll keep doing my thing, no worries.

Let him keep posting it was a simple misunderstanding and calling me names. He's still going to challenge me knowing that being untagged and out of his range keeps him safe from a bada$$ motherfvker like myself. I would own his ass like a Puerto Rican whore in the bronx.