Charlie McCharlson,

Well buck a roo, it looks like you might have a little problem on your hands. We do not accept retals on a retal. We have made the necessary retals thus far and I must admit I am going to thank you for the exhange!

Please see below:

2010-07-11 18:00:28 SS thanks for the land (#75) reVENGe XyZ (#80) FBI 160A (243A)
2010-07-11 17:33:46 PS Charles (#98) reVENGe XyZ (#80) FBI 143A (284A)

Charles you hit first. Nice one! We would have loved it to be just 1:1. Whoops.....#75 came in 26 minutes and 14 seconds later to hit the SAME guy. Our policy states that we have to hit you 1:1 but #75 gets a 2 bagger. Apologies.

HEAVEN SAY MERCY!

Here are the retals:

2010-07-14 16:22:47 PS Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI thanks for the land (#75) reVENGe 933A (1366A)
2010-07-13 15:21:43 PS Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI thanks for the land (#75) reVENGe 843A (1240A)
2010-07-12 16:27:46 PS Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI Charles (#98) reVENGe 788A (1155A)

Just like I explained. 1:1 on the first hit and 2:1 on the second. Pretty standard.

SNEAK ATTACK:

2010-07-15 05:03:40 PS SanctMyBroncoInALake (#152) reVENGe Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI 794A (1121A)

Holy monkey blowing banana peels, Charlieman. This is a retal on a retal. DANG! Sucks......

Finally. Here are the consequences.

2010-07-15 14:32:00 PS Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI SanctMyBroncoInALake (#152) reVENGe 1003A (1549A)
2010-07-15 14:31:56 PS Essence of Tumescence (#119) FBI SanctMyBroncoInALake (#152) reVENGe 1515A (2200A)

Now. We have truly enjoyed this trading of land thus far, but I have a feeling it's not over just yet! It seems your #152 was unaware that he was retalling on a retal. So he is probably going to have a problem with these retals. I personally loved it. 2 PS's back to back makes for happy times.

So what do we do now Chucky? Shall we escalate? FBI is always fond of welcoming newer/reborn alliances properly into the Team game. Ask MD, they are hiding somewhere. But I am positive they will pop out of hiding sometime soon. They are pretty fond of us.

Our terms for peace are as follows:

1. Charles must admit that FBI has a much bigger average size of Peni than Vengeance or Sanct. Whichever you prefer.

2. OGT must come and play next round. Preferably in Sanct/Vengeance so we may as a collective FBI unit, retal any hits on his country/kill anyone who spies him.

3. Vengeance/Sanctuary MUST put us on DNH for the remainder of the set, as we will do the same.

4. Figure out where Trife is playing and LG him.

5. Lastly, you must tell Detmer that he is VERY VERY pretty. I mean, russian bride pretty.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

They spell it vengance, it is french.

6. You must apologize about being french.

Thanks de1i.

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

well our news feed may be broken but its not showing the second attack on FBI originally... SO i guess that was a RoR. I personally would have stopped retalling once i got about 500% L:L but i guess thats how you get off so ill allow it.

your on DNH

http://www.english-zone.com/teach/your1.html

There are still 5 more demands that must be met.

Now as to how I get off, it usually involves strangulation.

FBI has now put reVENGe and Sanct on DNH for the remainder of the set. We will now contact you before we do any retals right here on TT. We will wait 24 hours for a response at that point if there is no response we will decide that you agree with our responses.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

P.S: If you insite message me, I will give you a hint as to where Trife is residing.

DNH? FFS. I want their lands and women!

nice grabs

heh, seems like i'm not needed here :P

*leaves*

were cool

oh hi thar zen.

how are you?

if you need to kill these folks go ahead, you have nothing to fear from MD, as we all do not have the time to play at the moment.

sigh.... projects.

lol zen leave my friends alone you big bully.

*high fives Id and Chuck*

Gibber - I am sort of disappointed in you. I do not however believe you. I will still await your incoming FS. I always did love you, btw. You and I are a tragic romance set in the times of Shakespeare.

OGT - Two responses?! Wow. You guys just made the friends list!

Now all you have to do is LG Trife and we become Full Allies! You don't even have to sign a pact with us, it can be one sided.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

lols this is the first day ive had off in..... nearly 2 weeks.

ive been on FIFO for awhile now and its a pretty fluff roster, so have at it dude. not sure what the other guys are doing.

Gibber - We know where your boys are. We assume you are there with them. They don't look very war prepped to me, so I would have one of them contact our leader Detmer or Revolver....I think one of them is the leader now. Not sure which. I often think they are the same.....person. Regardless. Welcome back from your long logging of FIFO work. Damn the man.

Or you could make Ampy post on the boards saying she misses me, and we will call it a truce. If Detmer/Revolver agree that is. They are pretty fickle though. One time I asked if I could play 1 turn not killing something, and I got killed by another member.

Thanks,

ZEN
Female Body Inspector
FBI

I accept those terms with the caveat that I can see nuka... I miss him.

Also, it is a form of schizophrenia... manifestations of the two sexes struggling to take control... that is why Revolver things our penis is just a gigantic clitoris.

Actually, I can verify that your penis IS in fact a giant clitoris.

BTW, I agree, detmer is freaking gorgeous. As in, riding a stallion on a sandy beach with the wind blowing through his long golden locks gorgeous.

fluff dude....

Ampy? man your going long ways back now.

NuKeR however i might have more luck with :)

Morpheus IMO

What about Morph? I really miss him... I probably spent more time talking to him than anyone else aside from New Horizon.