Feb 25th 2011, 21:09:14
He has been watching our internal strife, Ravi. I forgot to give you my report while you were away. By "away" I mean, pleasuring all the women in New England. Which I know you aren't a part of, but sometimes you have to feed a dog a bone. So let me explain what Kill4 is trying to say, if I am not mistaken.
It all started when Detmer decided that Gogy wasn't going to be let off for his two grabs early in the set.
So of course this sparked off Trife into demanding equal opportunity pay for his kind. You know. The guys that float on thin air.
Well apparently his request for a raise went unnoticed. So he went about picketing my country. By any means necessary. Which involved acreage lost on both sides.
In the midst of this union battle, Ghall decided that someone who asked for more defends was going to get his request. When asked why would he go outside of the comforting arms of the FBI membership, he replied with simply "I likes me some land". Mayhap not verbatim. But dang near close.
Meanwhile we had Tisya fiending for some action. So she got on board with the Trife wagon. Though he doesn't swing that way, apparently he has a soft spot for little hot asian girls. Which led to some missile penetration. Trife being on the receiving end.
Meanwhile, in defense of Gogy, I took it upon myself to retaliate against Detmer. Not for any other reason then I like me some Croats. Detmer actually was pleased by my mini-rebellion and convinced me that he merely was being the necessary evil for the greater good. I still don't have any idea what he is talking about. So I just continued coloring my pictures. Yes, in the lines and everything!
Finally, and I hope this isn't a disappointing ending to the excitement that had come before this moment. KL, being drunk as usual, decided to randomly missile some kind of knight rider. I think it was David Hasselhoff. Which was strange, because I had no idea that the finns and the germans didn't get along. As we all know that the DH is in fact the leader of zi Germans.
And then Shammy woke up after being headbutted by a deer. Or so he claims. I am going to go with him being raped by a couple of heavy set women after they pumped him full of cheap wine. Wine, because he is classy.
Please do tell Assassin that we are all very sorry and we will stop this foolishness. He was very upset about his netgaining set being put to a short halt.
I hope this finds you well.
Your faithful servant,
ZEN