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BlackMamba Game profile

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Apr 9th 2010, 21:06:22

Anyone else dislike his apologizing?

director the masters had a press conference about tiger had to show change and how he isn't a hero anymore...

I know what would make tiger my hero.

Tiger should go have a press conference where he basically says this:

1) I am going to get a divorce. You know, I know it.
2) I'm going to sleep with every attractive women I come across. I might also sleep with two or three women at the same time just because I can.
3) I'm going back to golfing full time and I will destroy everyone. I will win player of the year awards every year, win the most majors every year, win the FedEx Cup every year.
4) If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If I lose endorsements I don't care because I will make up that money by destroying everyone on the golf course and winning everything.
5) Despite this speech I will still be the most popular golf player in the world

NOW3P Game profile

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Apr 9th 2010, 21:32:21

Except his income from endorsements is about 10x his annual winnings from actually golfing:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/...pecials/fortunate50/2007/

Not saying he can't make a pretty nice living as a golfer....but would YOU not suck it up and say a false sorry or two for $90 million worth of income? I agree it's stupid, but that's politics for ya...

Havoc Game profile

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Apr 10th 2010, 4:20:00

Did you see his awesome hook around a tree onto the green?
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Hobo Game profile

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Apr 10th 2010, 5:56:09

lol Ill never forgive the man for shoving his pee pee in multiple holes

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Apr 10th 2010, 13:26:56

Not to mention his wife was hotter than any of the women he cheated on her with!

archaic Game profile

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Apr 10th 2010, 14:03:37

he should start autographing their heinys with a sharpy when he is done.

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He could start gunning for Wilts record.
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Apr 10th 2010, 15:29:14

3000-ish?..eheheh
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Havoc Game profile

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Apr 10th 2010, 16:08:19

wonder if people still yell "IN THE HOLE" when he shoots..
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bubbauk Game profile

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Apr 12th 2010, 0:41:16

lmao. i hate those ppl that shout something stupid everytime he tees off. "IN THE HOLE" its a par 5, 500 yards moron! anyway, back to the subject at hand,

he plays in his first tourney, and ppl are already clapping for him. i almost forgot what he did wrong. and then i thought, he dont really care. he still gonna get some when the wife's not looking still! lol strange is strange. its all pink in the middle when you get right down to it.
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Apr 12th 2010, 1:15:04

but the problem is the morality in this country
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bubbauk Game profile

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Apr 12th 2010, 15:12:09

i have a little, i keep it in the cookie jar. :P
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