damn he's alkive, we hoped that toxicated alcohol had killed him. :P

Why don't you ask the Czech girls to teach you Czech lovemaking instead of Czech? Sounds like a much better deal to me... Or maybe that's what you're doing already? :D

HIV test?? What the hell?

The US had a travel ban if you had HIV until 2009, so this wasn't that unusual. The US was one of the last countries that still had the ban. Looks like Russia still has it as well. Obama ended that. Ban was enacted in the late 1980's.

heh I learn something new everyday. Then again I am not allowed in like 900 countries or any of the other planets out there :P

for a reason. :P

So I spoke with Mr.Flames today.. and I didn't like how he twisted around the truth..

Here is what actually happened..

"I'm living in a crackhouse for past three weeks filled with niffy loo puddings! All I've come across are crackheads, crazy buggers and loony chuckle fairy like creatures. Some are nice enough to share their beef wellington ensembles sprinlked with cocain and seasoned with meth.

When I ran out of money to stay, the landlord, a old obese tart offered to let me stay if I let her play with my dobber. It was great at first, but when her friends decided they also wanted freebies, I had my knickers in a twist!

So rather than bonking them for free, I decided to go rent myself in search of fresh fannies. Little did I know, most whorehouses in Czesh had requirements of only big gentleman sausages :(

Rejected and dejected, I've decided to try my luck in Russia, I hope to find a nice place where I'd get at least a tenner for all my hard work.

It's not easy, but I'll get there under my own steam. I've considered many times using the hooty tooty point and shooty on myself.....everythings gone all pear shaped, help me plonkers!"

Update: Yesterday I had a HIV test and had to try and describe my sexual history in Czech >.<

They guy understood what fluff meant when he stabbed the needle in though.

I'm concerned about this impending foray into Russian territory. Are you going to start playing mars 2025 as well?

Da.

lol

Welp give the guy credit he is still alive and doing well!!

Apparently I don't have aids.

So it's only the hep you have to worry about now?

Oh they don't seem to care about that.

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это очень плохо.