Apr 21st 2014, 18:04:12
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon,
little old place I eat every day at noon,
You might think your eating chicken, beef or pork,
but it's Garfield on your fork,
he's purring there on your fork,
The cat's in the kettle at the peking moon,
There's a lot more of this, but I can't remember it. It was by a fellow named Bob Rivers and was originally listed on Twisted Tunes.com and was sung to the tune of the Harry Chapin Song, Cat's in the cradle.
I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!