Why? Well let me tell you a story.

One day Xyle was riding around on his kangaroo and he ran into a Stones member. The member told him that his ride was trash and he's seen better kangaroos at the zoo. Naturally, this angered Xyle, but he kept his cool. As he was talking to this member, he mentioned that SoF has like 4 active countries and that they were going to hit them. It must have been a slow day at the stones factory because then he just went on a rant talking about everyone.

These recordings were taken off of Xyles iphone 4 and transcribed here:

"whats so big about bigp anyway, all that dude talks about is sacks and sackloving - no one even knows what that means. They got that dude v1per on their team too... is he a snake? a car? a moron? Dont get me started on that Anarchy guy, some anarchy would help that garbage ass country he is running. Steve? no doubt in my mind he is a bot. Then theres Sui, he is like rabid chihuahua with internet access and a backstreet boys tattoo.

Once this information was given to me, I couldn't stand by and just let someone say all these mean things about us. We decided to call a special military operation to preemptively strike, find and destroy the source of these mean things.

Also, we may have been bored.

That damn Xyle always getting us in a war. Such violence

Oof

I was netting (poorly), how dare you!

:)

<3

I can't believe you called Trilogy a kangaroo and trash.

Also, the part about Sui is no lie. That is the tame version.

True

Sweeet move , you catch the Stones netting with no SDI and wipe us off the set with no warring. I won't for get this!

We didnt want you guys to quit due to boredom. Thats how much we care about you guys!

We didnt want you guys to quit due to boredom. Thats how much we care about you guys!

Good, we won't be bored in the future. Thanks for sharing your feelings.

Is there any truth to the rumor that LaF arranged the SOF attack of Stones?
Heard they wanted to recruit Stones, now that they have gone Woke. Heard LaF needs more folks to join them and share their feelings.

This is another reason I hate arranged wars, if true.

Maybe if LaF just wants to pad their numbers. There might be one or two good players in Stones, but mostly, they are old folks that don't care about actually playing the game.

Maybe we should have an alliance botless server... call it the E2025 server and a separate alliance server with bots....call it the Nursing Home server :P

First time I hear about that. All is welcome to join, we want to be the only alliance left in the game.
Recruit them all!

This kind of disrepect is getting out of hand. Why are people so rude? Why would that Stonie talk trash like that about our friends in SoF? Sure, BigP has a think about sacks - but you dont have to make it dirty! And Sui has been much better since he got his new meds.

Not only rude but really, really dumb. To say such things to Xyle!?!?!?! That is beyond dumb. That Stonie deserves everything they are getting.

SoF and Rage are a Combined Alliance, sharing leadership, Bourbon Tasting Room and FOREIGN RELATIONS.

RAGE joins our Alliance partner SoF in teaching Stones to be more polite and respect their betters.

Does xyle exist?

LOL just LOL

You and Stones should never have netting in the same sentence, that's utter blasphemy!

ROFL
That very accurately describes the overwhelming majority of players of this game! We are all have the daily login habit so ingrained over the decades that we run on autopilot.

Makes these little surprise wars all the more important dont you think? A little something different and some fun times in warchat. :)

I'm glad it wasn't an arranged war. It's a war game and bots suck as well

Shouldn't the war declaration have said sof and rage declares war on stones?

SoF needs more candy.

No

Who's winning

The war began with Stones holding a three person advantage but SOF is keeping it close :)

Tag	Members	Total Worth	Avg Worth
SoF	7	$300,839,432	$30,083,943
Stones	9	$55,862,667	$5,586,267

R.I.P Stones

Do inactive members count towards total?

That total NW tho LOL

Rainbow power!

MORONS

MORONS

MORONS

TRIPLE POST!
Showing a lot of personal self-discovery there TOW......

Don't know if I need bonus and don't feel like looking








Bonus

Xyle, his kangaroos, and all of our reputations have been avenged.

Xyle will be by soon to confirm

yes

Confirmed.

I believe my eyes are deceiving me!!!! When did you come back?

Side note is 1a under 50 players yet?

iScode!! Long time no see. I came back 2 and a half sets ago, found out a few iMaggers were in Stones and so tagged up there. Tried to do the netting thing but got shanked, oh well.

There's like 100 people tagged up in 1A somehow, honestly not bad for a 30 year old dead game :p

War Dec's sure have changed

Murf!

Hi Murf!

Hello, what's been happening

Ah everything ridiculous 😂

Murf, where have you been? JYD Forever WOOF!!

Working and training mainly lol

Murf is still alive?
be afraid:P